By Tomtom - 17/11/2008 05:04 - France
The Top
Bosses gonna boss
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Say hello, wave goodbye
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Told you so
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Panic!
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Oh no…
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Halloween (slight return)
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Noped out
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Time is running out
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Ready, steady…
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10 out 10 for execution
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Hate campaign
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Stheno tells us more.
Unhappy New Year
By newyearstandup - 01/01/2015 11:56 - Australia
newyearstandup tells us more.
Thanks for the support guys. To answer some of your questions.... The mall was suggested by him as we figured it was the only place we knew 100% was open. I don't think he suggested a closed restaurant deliberately. In my city it's touch and go what will be open on public holidays. We knew exactly where to meet - where all the restaurants are at the mall. And I did call and message a couple of times but received nothing back. He also deleted me from the dating site we met on. So it was a clear ditch. He knew what I looked like beforehand so dunno what it was! And we basically just had a one minute conversation so doubt I could have pissed him off in that little amount of time! Very doubtful he was in an accident. Definitely dodged a bullet I think. Hopefully this doesn't set the tone for 2015!
By sommmerrrr - 15/09/2013 04:12 - United States - Virginia Beach
sommmerrrr tells us more.
I didn't think this would be posted so fast! But thanks for all the comments, they made my stepmom and me laugh our butts off. But we just went into a different line. Wasn't that big of a deal. But the granny didn't even say thank you! It was a little awkward seeing as they were so old but we still let that grandpa get in front of us. But thanks again for the comments guys!
By Anonymous - 19/01/2010 01:56 - United States
Doesn't add up
By Anonymous - 17/12/2021 05:02
Keywords
Sorry it took so long to write back I didn't know my FML got posted :) Now to explain a little. It turns out his trail wasn't fair and the reason he was found guilty was because his cell mate made a deal to get out of being sentenced if he lied about my step father admitting to murdering someone. His da also turned out to be an alcoholic. There is no evidence connecting my step father of the murder and now we're working on getting him released :)