Today, while studying liver pathology and highlighting important lines in my textbook, I realized that I could count the number of words I hadn't highlighted on one hand, over the last six pages. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I checked over my notes from yesterday's midterm review so I could study for the test on Monday. It seems I was so exhausted, I'd done nothing but scribble unintelligibly all over the first page. FML
Classic rookie mistake
Today, I was taking a test and thought I was doing great until I realized I was writing all my answers on the question paper, not the answer sheet. By the time I noticed, there were only five minutes left. FML
Who else can relate?
Today, my OCD reached a new high when I used a correction pen to white-out an eyelash which was photocopied onto every single page of my reading material. I did it because the eyelash was too distracting and I couldn't finish reading the article without the urge to rip it into shreds. FML
Today, I just studied for 13.5 hours completely outlining a book for history. Thirty minutes before the test, I realized I had been reading the wrong book. FML
Today, I realized how much I'm on the computer. I tried to "CTRL+Z" on something I wrote down on my paper. FML
Today, I was reviewing for a major nursing school exam I have this week. I panicked because none of the material seemed familiar, and figured that I must've missed something during class and now had to catch up. After 4 hours, I finally realized that I'd been studying from the wrong textbook. FML
Shorty-Greasy Spot-Spot
Today, while studying with the girl I like, I rested my face on my book, pretending to be frustrated. When I lifted my head, I realized I'd left a greasy spot on the page from my nose. She noticed. FML
Today, I submitted my 5000 word assignment. When I got home, my mother asked if I'd checked it through one more time like she always warned me to do. I hadn't, therefore hadn't noticed the paragraph on page 11 that she'd written, telling me to pay attention to the small details. FML
Today, while correcting essays, I spilled ketchup on a student's paper. I managed to successfully turn it into a happy smiley face but when proudly looking at the result, noticed it was right next to the big "F" that I had graded it. FML
Today, I got back my math test. Instead of taking the time to mark the mistakes, my professor just circled the bottom half of the page and wrote "OMG." FML
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TheCamoWulf 17
Uugh I hate it when that happens!
Meddler09 6
Just go on and highlight the book at this point. It's all kind of important.
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TheCamoWulf 17
Uugh I hate it when that happens!
CrewBoy 10
You're 16. How often do you study Liver Pathology?
meganfoxissexy 0
I hope you have more highlighters
DocBastard 40
CrewBoy - 1 was generalising to all textbooks. Put your inner jackass back in its cage.
CrewBoy 10
For ***** sake, you can't have actually thought I was serious.
preps87 0
Do you know what I hate? I hate it when I'm at school, minding my own business, when all of a sudden the smallest kid in the school runs up to me, sticks his finger in my ear, and screams "YOLO" at the top of his lungs. I hate that.
siickman 7
He cant be that small 46 if he can stick his finger in your ear.
CaptTeemo 10
46 is just a little bit taller. But not by much
Mrjangleybits 1
Crew boy- doing the old "gee guys, I wasn't being serious or anything" trick I see
SaturnV 25
Why should being 16 preclude someone from studying advanced or technical topics? Even if 1's post wasn't a general statement, not all teenagers subscribe to the anti-intellectualism that has pervaded many Western societies. Some of them might want to spend free time reading up on things that interest them (which could include the liver), or get ahead and prepare for their futures if they aspire to have careers in medicine.
sens3sfailing 25
Sometimes this leads to a 15 year old believing they are an expert in psychology... A lot of us burned that kids body in a giant bonfire...
Meddler09 6
Just go on and highlight the book at this point. It's all kind of important.
amandajlucas2015 2
It seems like OP is just wasting highlighter to me.. When instead they could just decide to agree that the whole book is important and stop highlighting
StalkerChick 13
Or OP could just cross out the unimportant words with a red marker or something. That may work.
domking1315 20
^That's actually pretty brilliant. Not gonna lie.
01sparkly 15
That sucks! Hate it when that happens, accidentally did it with the book I was reading for English homework.
X_Codes 11
@27 - No, it's not. Hilighting the textbook is actually one of the least effective ways to study. If that's how you study, then you really should learn a better study habit.
Welshite 40
I transcribe everything I deem exceptionally important into a separate notebook. I once tried the highlighting method and ended up with a fluorescent book.
ColdplaySucks 18
A strategy I learned in my high school short story class is to write notes/annotations on the margin of each passage. That way you process what you are reading and you can basically find a summary of the passage without re-reading like you would if you highlighted. Try that instead, Op.
dashizam 10
Read it. Write it. Type it. Make a three year old understand it. Good, now you've got it! And OP, erasable highlighter.
scrappy23 4
50, Please explain how that is a bad way to study? What works for you may not work for other people and also the other way around.
jetsown08 21
72- you sound like a Dodge Dart commercial.
Drigr 9
That's usually how I think too. If it wasn't important it wouldn't be in the damn book!
nogood9 4
Highliting irks me. It vandalizes the books and is not too helpful. Most things in a text are important, and it good to summarize or just reread to get a good understanding and context while studying.
redfishbluefish2 13
I have a teacher that always says highlighting everything is like highlighting nothing. Definitely not a good approach. OP will just end up seeing neon in his sleep
Tdrizzzzzly 19
There's definitely nothing wrong with knowing every possible thing that could be on the test!
doctorhook86 25
Highlighting definitely does not equal knowing.
Tthug 34
The test isn't really a concern here, the fact that OP is in med school and probably trying to become a doctor is. You have to know a lot when people are directly putting their health and money in your hands. However, highlighting also loses it's point if you highlight everything. It's better to identify the main points and highlight those to hopefully remind you of the rest of it. If everything is special, then there's nothing special about it.
onlychildFTW 34
You aren't supposed to highlight that much...
Enslaved 38
At least you have a very informative book you can study.(:
zebraumicornz 6
Well as my librarian says "that's coloring not highlighting"
HKCgrimmjow 15
Why would your librarian tell you that? Did you borrow a book and highlight it? She must have been pissed
reddawn1985 12
Highlight the words that are not important instead?
itsucksomg 6
i know the feeling! Same happens here. Thats when i realized, 'Hey, these seem important but it isn't really!' mainly you should highlight important words and use sticky notes.
fernclogger 5
Happens to me all the time... So I stopped using highlighters...
jazzykinss 1
Haha
annie_nk 23
Stick with it OP! It might be the toughest field but from what I've seen, it's very rewarding.
olpally 33
You're in med school... Everything should be highlighted!! You need better study habits.
SavannahJanee 6
At least it shows that youve read everything
honeycutt0998 5
You don't have to read it to highlight it.
Lionesse 15
Highlighting every single word can also shows that you do not know how to paraphrase or take what is important from a text.