Anonymous
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ScarredEars
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Nooooooo!
Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML
GoldenTornado11
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
glittercat
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML
whoawhoawhoa
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
xtilltheendx
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Thin walls
Today, I had to have an awkward conversation with my parents when they told me they were able to hear me and my boyfriend having sex at night. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
My ears! My ears!
Today, I woke up at 1:39 a.m. to my dad's phone going off, only to hear my parents having sex. It's now 2:12 a.m. and I can still hear them going at it. FML
Anonymous
San Diego, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I caught my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been as mortifying if they weren't doing it in my room. FML
fmjob
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hearing them having sex, which is awkward and disturbing. Later, my dad came and asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML
DisturbedMan
Maidstone, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, as if having to endure the noises of my parents having sex in the next room wasn't painful enough, my mom decided to shout, "Yeah! Like a horse!" I want to cry. FML
grooveshark
🌶️ Spicy
Quiet down!
Today, I could hear my parents having sex from the other end of my house. My mom set the stove on fire because she forgot she was cooking. FML
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Jerp 0
Better the next room than the same room.
Foster_fml 0
Time to move out mate!
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Foster_fml 0
Time to move out mate!
Cambo9000 0
Depends on if they are old or younger. Try banging on the wall and yell "mom shut the Fu*k up I'm trying to sleep"
Endless 0
at least you know they still love each other
LaidToRest48 9
Thats ironic
evanking 0
move out? join them!! lol jk... thats a sick thought... ewww
NailVarnishFan 0
don't move out, have sex in your room so they can here
benhd1 14
My parents did it all the time and they were loud The first time I heard it, I was twelve and it happened about 4 times per week Just saying OP might not be old enough to move out and it's only going to get worse
bbk_fml 1
been there, i feel ur pain
Turfin 0
lol how is it pain a bro or sis is formin in her genitals
gehoy 0
Ever heard of birth control dumbass?
imnotlanderman 0
At least they actually like one another enough to still do it. Otherwise, pretty nasty tho :(
9echo 17
The funny thing is that OP posts this FML on his phone instead of getting the hell out of there.
jbuckets_404 39
9echo: Perhaps he DID get the hell out of there before posting it via his phone. I certainly would have!
Eryx_fml 3
Well at least they're not getting divorced. How is this FML?
canadiancockkid 0
you think thats bad try hearing them knowing your on the second floor there on the first and you are on opisits sides of a huge house and it still sounds like there right beside you -_-
Jerp 0
Better the next room than the same room.
lmfp 0
you have parents who love each other, this is the exact opposite of a FML. go out for a few hours or turn up your stereo.
hellzoar 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
whenever i hear my parents having sex, i start to ********** because i think that i take after my dads side so my mom and i are not alike
Withired_Away 0
wow that is really messed up man that better be a joke:P
pokeyman217 0
WTF is wrong with you that's like wanking to your mum moaning
xxmix 0
it happens to me often. i just take my ipod and that's it
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
I've walked in on my Mom with her boyfriend three times in my entire life. It's disturbing.