Today, I had to take two buses home from a friend's house. After waiting in the cold for the second bus for 40 minutes, it finally came and I realized that I'd left my wallet on the first bus. It took me 2 hours to walk home and I was locked out because my house key is attached to my wallet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took the bus home after visiting a friend. Standing in front of my house, I realized that I had forgotten my keys. They were still in my car, which I had parked at my friend's place and forgotten. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML
Today, I spent an hour looking for my wallet before leaving for work. I checked my jacket, bag, kitchen counter, and even the fridge for some reason. I finally gave up and took my spare card. At lunchtime, I reached into my coat pocket and found the wallet. I'd been wearing the coat the entire morning. FML
Today, I forgot my keys when going out. Now I have to wait at the door for my family, standing in the cold for half an hour. My phone is dying, and neighbors keep giving me pitying looks. It's so awkward. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were waiting for the bus. The weather had been cold and snowy recently, and I realized I'd forgotten my transit card. She nonetheless got on the bus without me. I had to walk it alone in the snow. FML
Today, I woke up and went down to the park for a walk. I later realized I'd forgotten to bring the house keys with me, so I got stuck waiting until somebody opened the door for me. FML
Today, after locking myself out of my house, I let myself into my car to wait on someone with a spare key. It took me 15 minutes to realise the house and car key share the same ring. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, I got a taxi home from work. Only having notes in my wallet, I told the taxi driver that I'd run inside my house and come back out with the change for the journey. He agreed, but only if I left my bag as collateral. It seemed fair. An hour later, I realized my wallet was missing. FML
Today, I spent forty minutes trying to break into my own house after being locked out. After finally getting in through a small unlocked window, I discovered my keys in my pants pocket. FML
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Top comments
Susieee_Q 9
Those days that make you wish you'd never left your house....
yumgranolabar 5
Buses are evil.
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Comments (85)
159_fml 17
That sucks
poopyfacegirl 28
It definitely does suck :(
Kyzahhh 7
^ you sir have a wonderful mustache
ScaughtieHolden 11
This is a genuine FML, your life/day sucks. I hate those FML's where people whine about nothing, like ''my brother's been annoying me with poems, FML" -_-
Stallion91 6
What FML were you reading? ^
Rei_Ayanami 18
You're right, it DOES suck, because the have their wallet, so most likely their license, so their home address, AND their house key. OP, change your locks NOW.
scrapmetal58 9
Well in that case I'll toss a tomato as it's a fruit. :)
Isaac_The_Man 0
= life lesson learned
yumgranolabar 5
Buses are evil.
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
What idiot leaves their key attached to their wallet?
MikeDa1Da 14
Somebody who doesn't want the two separated. Y U NO JUST READ???
nadyy14 8
Busses can do the darnest things
KeyboardWarrior 10
Dakota, after reading several of your posts, I've come to this conclusion: You're an idiot.
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
60- stopping trolling? I'm just saying its retarded to keep ur house key with ur wallet bc what if someone pickpocket u then u lose money and possibly every thing in ur house
KeyboardWarrior 10
Somebody has already said it once but I'll say it again. If they had no intention of having their keys and their wallet separate (maybe they are forgetful and leave their keys around) that would be more than reason enough. I'm not trolling I'm telling you what I think of you.
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
But u never said that they are forgetful unless u said on ur own post
howdmynosego 12
Hope your phone wasn't attachd aswell
Susieee_Q 9
Those days that make you wish you'd never left your house....
Zareen 0
Awwww I feel so bad for u :( did u get them later?
GLiseeyy 1
You've got some really bad luck with buses then..
IKickPuppiesHard 16
Looks like santa is going all out for his naughty list this year.
rexgar2000 10
I hate losing my wallet, then you have to close credit cards and shit. I'm sorry OP FYL.
mysterious_chan 7
This is why no one likes public transportation! It pure evil!
WCARlover 35
Ahhh the days of getting locked out and having to climb through the window...I'm sorry OP :(
ty1992_farmlife 12
I'm wondering if this person has broken any mirrors or walked under any ladders, cus that's sucks for that to happen lol
bingababe 16
Some days you realize you should have just stayed in bed!
indielove 13
until OP crawled in through a window just to discover that they'd been robbed.