Today, it was my first day at work as a cashier. I was so nervous that my whole body got numb and my eye sight completely blurred. I ran to the bathroom blind while bumping into everything in the store, making sure that everyone knew I had a problem. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was my second day working as a cashier in a drug store. I thought everything went great, but by the end of my shift, my cash register was $10 short. Maybe it wouldn't be that bad if on my first day it hadn't been $30 short. FML
Today, at my first day of work, I was impressing my trainer with my skills by carrying many trays at once. Well, I could until I came around a corner and ran into a customer. With food all over his front, he introduced himself to me as the head manager. FML
Today, I was called into my first day of work as a cashier. Not even 30 minutes into training, my boss had already "accidentally" touched my ass 7 times. FML
Today, it was my first day of work at my new job. I got dressed and arrived early, only to find out that the store had closed due to a power outage. Then I found out that the person who'd hired me had totally forgotten about hiring me anyway. FML
Today, I was shopping in a packed store when I started to feel faint. Since I was quite far along in the queue, I tried to hold out until I reached the front of the queue. Good news: I succeeded. Bad news: I then fainted at the counter, hit my nose, and shit myself. FML
Today, while at work, I started to feel sick to my stomach, hot, and dizzy. My co-worker told me to go home. On the way through the locker room to get my stuff, I experienced a dizzy spell so severe, I blacked out and pooped myself. No one in the building is going to let me forget this. FML
Today, I worked a 9-hour retail like this. I didn't notice until 3 hours into my shift and had to deal with this embarrassment for the next 6 hours. FML
Today, I bought an eye mask to help me sleep during the day, as I work night shifts. Upon waking up after my first time using it, I forgot I was wearing it and thought I had gone blind, causing me to fall out of the bed and split my head open on my bedside table. FML
Today, I started my first day of work. I was told to absorb everything going on and to get used to the high-paced flow of things. I've been sitting at my desk for two hours now, and the office has been empty since I've walked in. FML
Today, I was at work at Walmart, casually walking in the middle of the store, when my foot caught on something, so I went flying forward and yelled, being caught off guard, to the point I had to pretend I was running for 3 seconds, then someone blocked my path so I suddenly had to stop. Everyone was staring at me. FML
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kkmonster93 0
on my first day as a cashier I was so excited I forgot to count so don't worry lol
Kcek 0
professional.
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Kcek 0
professional.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
op don't be such a numbskull!
disco2466 8
but why were your pants off!
swaggintothamax 0
lol agreed
angel55033 12
great first impression what's in line for day 2??
Bano360 25
Coming into work naked.
ShadyFTW1 0
That might get her promoted.
Bano360 25
Well depending on how good she looks naked?
Blackmail111 9
didn't anyone read the comment "whats in line for the 2nd day"
AMagicalLeoplura 0
76- dipshit, look the comments under this post and it shows someone replied and they're replying to his post.
kkmonster93 0
on my first day as a cashier I was so excited I forgot to count so don't worry lol
LADYGAGAGOOGA 0
on my first day I killed a guy so no problem. don't worry about it
waswashere 0
I didn't mean y'all were poor. I just thought kfc was a southern u.s. restaurant
Wynton 0
congrats now they think they just hired a retard who cracks under small pressure haha
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
I hired an egg once too. It didn't end well, but it was over easy enough! Humpty Dumpty was his name! So Humpty Dumpty, bit too much shell and not enough yolk, gets this bright idea to ditch work and sit on a frikkin wall! What a fun guy, right?! Well now Humpty, in the midst of all this inane wall-sitting, gets hit by an alien frisbee, and loses his balance! Unfortunately for him, this terrible accident causes him to fall tumbling to the ground, scrambled instantly. Well I, like a boss, a good boss, fetch him a ******* king, with a bunch of horses and men and stuff! Ungrateful bastard that Humpty is, he wouldn't even be put back together again! Moral of the story: don't waste your time with eggs in the workforce! Once they crack, you're screwed. Tasty though...
instnt1nfction 17
48, that's not funny
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
It's not supposed to be.
ubetrwatchBN 5
48 - You should've ended your post after the second sentence. I kind of trailed off after that.
CutiePie_101 7
Aww, I hate when your nerves get the best of you. FYL :(
IStoleTheCookies 16
When your boss said 'You'll be smashing' I don't think that's what they had in mind..
Googoo27 12
yeah, that sucks. hope you keep the job :D
Tcaret300 12
MINECRAFT!!! :D
Graawr 7
That sucks, just tell them something got into your eyes?.
Jimboom 12
Ohh don't you worry. I think everyone knows you have some serious problems now. Get your head straight and try again, otherwise you are going to have a tough time joining the work force. Alternatively you could always claim this as a disability and go on benefits. Stupid is a disability right?
insanesna1l 0
everything is nowadays
jeremyt8nc 6
Well if it was our country would be poor. Oh wait..