Today, we were out smoking a bit of spliff just walking around. We saw a place to sit down in this little car park we were walking past. The cops came over and busted us. Turns out we were in the main car park for the cop shop. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was chilling out with my friend in a parking lot, when a police officer came up to the vehicle and suspiciously asked what we were up to. My friend sarcastically said, "Uh, doing drugs? Planning a drive-by? Haha!" We soon found ourselves in the back of a cop car. FML
Today, I parked next to a police officer's car in a bad part of town. When I got out, I saw a bag of pot on the ground between the cop's car and mine. When I pointed it out to him, he insisted it was mine and interrogated me to the point of tears. FML
Today, I was smoking in my car and flicked the butt… into the face of a cop on a motorcycle going the other way. FML
Today, I parked my car on the street to go to the gym. When I came back my car was blocked by a parade of people. I turned to a shop worker smoking a cigarette and said "Jesus! What the hell is going on?" I got many strange looks. It was a Good Friday parade lead by a local church. FML
Today, I was looking for a parking spot and finally found one. Trying to figure out if the spot was legal, I asked a cop that had pulled up. He said it was fine. I came back 3 hours later to a parking ticket. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cigarette butt out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML
Today, I was smoking while driving. A cop pulled me over and asked if I knew what I did wrong. I thought he could smell the tobacco, so I decided to just admit it. As it turns out, I was going well over the speed limit. FML
Today, I was picking up my little sister from school and while waiting I decided to have a smoke. I was caught and was told to go to the principal's office. I'm 23. FML
Today, after taking my crush to the train station late at night, I sat in a local park alone with my thoughts for a while. Two cops appeared out of nowhere and started searching me for drugs and weapons, asking me questions for a good 30 minutes. Not the kind of action I expected tonight. FML
Today, my BFF and I put our kids on the bus, and went shopping and have lunch. We were both eating a gross amount of Taco Bell sitting in the middle of the parking lot. The cops pulled up. Someone had called them, saying we were doing drugs because of the way we were sitting. FML
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Top comments
Timmytwofinger 0
theres stupid, then theres retarded, then theres you guys, fail.
benji3001_fml 0
so many hateful comments just cause they don't toke, granted it was stupid to choose such a place ... park is always nicer and better.
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Comments (105)
Timmytwofinger 0
theres stupid, then theres retarded, then theres you guys, fail.
hapylordofdeath9 0
you were either really stoned or your just dumb as ****. probably both
metalhead256 0
if your going to smoke then dont walk around omg your ******* retards
JokerJohn7 0
OP is a friggin ass
Nicksaysheyyy 0
******* pothead shitface!! **** you
Hi_Itz_Me 0
YDI for saying spliff and cop shop
queencitystoner 0
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why is everyone hating the potheads? I mean really where are you going to find a more peaceful group of people? and as for those if you saying weed can kill... all I have to say is you're dumb and do a bit of research on the subject before you flame it.
UnluckyChicka 0
39- why the hell r u defending them? r u one them retards? god, sometimes I wonder about the world today
CoBHateCrew 0
Hahaha, that was one of the most ignorant, retarded generalizations I have ever heard. Do some research, go smoke a joint, and be enlightened :)
seanders 10
40: pot is much less harmful than your alcohol you ignorant *****. And judging by your spelling skills it also causes less brain damage.
Tekky_fml 3
40: You're right. Pot is horrible and made of Jesus' tears, pain, misery and him being tortured by pointy sticks. Let's all go murder people instead.
shyeahh_fml 19
In my opinion, pot isn't good or bad. It doesn't kill like a lot of people think, but in my opinion it isn't a good thing to be involved in. Everyone has different ways of passing time or handling stress or whatever other reasons people use pot. I just choose not to. We shouldn't hate on everyone that is different than us, it won't change them.
Synistiel 14
Sometimes I wonder why they legalize alcohol and not weed. I don't think I've ever heard of people dying from weed at all, whereas alcohol, numerous cases.
jeffandjeff 22
40- Are you one them retards. Irony.
Lizo_fml 0
epic awareness of surroundings fail
savage_pixie 0
you fail at life...........retard
Darsa 0
Good.
giffinator 0
Haha, fail.
atomicmrpelly 2
Oh you poor thing, when you decided to do illegal drugs in plain view of a bunch of police officers you got caught... I'm so sympathetic.
csullivan33 0
O o < ___
xXNancyXx 0
I feel your pain. I was walkin past the pig pen the other day in kinda skanky clothes, and a cop asked me if i was a hooker. luckily, he took my word for it that i wasnt :P
anonymous595 0
are you;-) haha
cayytee 0
umm...your point?
Synistiel 14
That was completely unrelated.
demonBAAL 4
You're happy he took your word for it because you're actually a hooker right? And if you're wearing skanky enough clothing to get asked that, MAYBE you should dress less skanky. Seems like that would be a good life choice.
memegui 0
Cops should burn.
blayke96 8
Then how would we have protection from people like you?
tweimorts 4
I'm pretty sure he meant smoke weed. Not burn like fire burn.
anniejinx24 11
Until someone robs, rapes, or attempts to kill you. I'm pretty sure you'd want a cop around then, hypocrite.
ohhhhshizzz 0
who are we?
curleyQ97 9
wildcats!
teentee401 37
Would be a great response if the comment had said "What team?"