Today, I was watching adult videos in my apartment. I'm deaf, so I didn't realize my volume was at full blast until I put my hand over the speaker. FML
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Today, at 1 a.m., I had my headphones on trying to watch porn. I live in an apartment with thin ass walls anyway, and I didn’t realize my headphone jack had come undone. The volume was terrible on the video so I raised it louder, not realizing it until like maybe halfway through the video, and my window was also open. FML
Today, I sat in the bathroom on my phone to rub one out after a long day. Wanting to hear the action, I upped the volume until the sound was low enough for me to hear, despite the volume being near max. I continued until I realized my phone was connected to my headset outside near my family. FML
Today, I was watching porn in the living room with the volume turned up, because I was under the impression that my family had already left for vacation. It turns out my cousin and his girlfriend were upstairs the entire time. FML
Today, my neighbor turned down his loud music that he's been playing for months, only to turn on a porn movie at maximum volume. FML
Today, I was using my phone while in a crowded waiting room, and I accidentally tapped on a YouTube video with the volume still at maximum. The first words everyone heard? "Fuck her right in the pussy!" FML
Today, I bought some noise-canceling headphones. They work well. Too well. My mom came home, unpacked her shopping, walked upstairs, knocked on my door, opened my door, and found me jacking off to a porno, all without me hearing a thing. Fucking hell. FML
Today, I decided to watch some porn before bed. The lights were off and my roommate was already asleep behind me. I put on my noise-canceling headphones and turned up the volume all the way. After a few strokes my roommate got up and plugged in the headphones for me. FML
Today, I finally had some alone time to relax and watch a movie. As soon as I pressed play, my neighbor started blasting their music so loud I could feel the bass in my chest. I tried calling the landlord, but they didn't answer. I ended up watching the movie with subtitles while listening to my neighbor's music. FML
Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML
Today, I tried to turn my TV up. Unfortunately, the volume button got stuck, so it ended up turning all the way up to the max while I was listening to an already very loud song. If my neighbors didn't know I listen to a lot of blues rock, they do now. FML
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Lioness8197 18
I bet your neighbors enjoyed that;)
SunTzu2 9
Good vibrations huh!!
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Lioness8197 18
I bet your neighbors enjoyed that;)
NzaHaFML 13
If anything, leave your apartment next time in a cast. Might give them an explanation for all the moaning
vintage_doll_89 8
Ohhh no.... Oh well. It isn't uncommon and it's not really a big deal. But I'm going to go ahead and assume there weren't any cows mooing or anything..
domking1315 20
What... Where'd you get the cows?
football98_fml 20
At least you can't hear your neighbors cursing at you next time you see them
zandalee 20
Why would they curse? This would totally make my day! So funny!!! ;-)
thatoneninjadude 14
#90 can you message me please?
BrainStew27 12
76, the cows were from another fml where the op overheard her sister having sex and it sounded like mooing (at least that's what it made me think of)
BeachGirl27 23
The neighbours probably thought he was watching women's tennis with all their grunts and groans!
vintage_doll_89 8
If you could read, you'd understand I said I was going to assume there weren't any animal noises, so since it's not WEIRD, not to worry. Good to see so many intellectuals about, though. Holy Christ.
incoherentrmblr 22
Wait a minute... If you know you're deaf, why would you have speakers on or connected? Unless they're built into your computer or you're trying to use them to get off like the woman radio caller in Private Parts, then YDI...
coolster5000 22
AHHAHA OH MY GOD
SadGirl18 16
That's deafinitely a sucky situation.
blazerman_fml 17
Definitely a STICKY situation!
klorehore 24
No, stop it both of you!
blazerman_fml 17
Just trying to turn that frown upside down.Don't see what I did wrong there.Sorry if I offended you #17
ColonelCusswords 24
No keep going, this shit is funny
yupyupyuppity 5
Sometimes I like to squawk at egg cartons in grocery stores so little baby chickens will wreak havoc on customers
Vedarshi 11
Duuuude....
KitchKraft 21
It was more of a "these puns suck, stop it!" I think.
CeDean 3
Your "PUNS" are not amusing
SadGirl18 16
Don't tell me how to live my life!
absynthe76 10
Now you've pun and did it. You made #17 angry. That's not punny of you!
wvni 13
Hope no one was around to hear that, or else they may be making some opinions of your video choices
KitchKraft 21
I just wanna know why he has speakers... I'm kidding of course but still YDI.
foxwasalamb 24
thats ****** up
CrabbityAnn 10
Maybe he's old school and watches DVDs on his tv?
IloveToLaugh143 21
Imagine what your neighbors were thinking lol xD
XDsmileyDX_fml 24
They were probably thinking he was watching ****...
lord_meloetta 20
Can someone explain why people clicked YDI?
crapmaster3000 19
Either a miss click or because they are jerks or they want the badge
pjsr 33
It seems reasonable to assume this isn't the first time he's watched something while deaf
caro1190 6
I'm deaf and that person knows better to check the volume in the first place lmao.
temmera 16
Like #19 said it is reasonable to assume that OP has watched tv before even while deaf. My twin sister is deaf and every time she turns on her tv she puts it on mute.
SunTzu2 9
Good vibrations huh!!
Guaguanche 4
The neighbors think you are either a creep or a stud
bryanjamieluke 17
So it was a hands-on experience?
wvni 13
Cheesy puns gonna be cheesy I guess. Better build the bomb shelter.
MandyMeow_fml 18
If someone heard you who cares, you were in the privacy of your own home. It's not like you were in public now that would have been awkward.
laden_swallow09 35
Considering the volume of his TV or computer monitor, he's making his activities public.
askullnamedbilly 33
Why do you own speakers if you're deaf? Maybe I'm missing something, but that doesn't sound like a good investment.
Beansforbill 14
Lol comes with a laptop?
swimma4life24 14
they can feel the vibrations better :)
caro1190 6
I'm deaf and there are deaf people who love listening to songs.
phantom55_fml 7
most deaf people have hearing aid. plus have you heard of internal speakers in tv or laptops.
Becca_Bear_98 19
probably to his/her (mainly his) parent(s) aren't deaf. Or to entertain friends with music and whatnot
RpiesSPIES 27
#39 Deaf people gain no benefit from traditional hearing aids. If they want to hear sound, they've got alternate methods like cochlear implants and whatnot.
n4t4li3 1
You obviously don't know much about deaf culture. Deaf people love listening to music and still can feel the vibration of sound.