By ohman - 17/07/2009 17:29 - United States
The Top
By rhymehoardhh - 05/03/2016 01:41 - United States - Garland
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By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 21:56 - Isle of Man
Creep alert
By creepedouthostess - 17/06/2009 07:12 - United States
By 19collegestudentandpregant - 26/09/2014 22:07 - United States - Loretto
By KieRendan - 25/05/2012 19:59 - United States - Rio Rancho
By seriously? - 27/05/2014 22:23 - United States - Manassas
Poker face
By therealducktape - 20/08/2010 22:03 - France
By mj - 05/06/2011 20:20 - United States
Here comes the sunbed
By Aiaiii - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Germany
Hiya!
By Anonymous - 25/08/2009 11:40 - United Kingdom
Try it, you never know…
By Anonymous - 02/01/2013 10:34 - United States - Sanford
By JulieClaire - 11/03/2011 01:44
Face gone out of control
By UnfortunatelyAmusing - 05/11/2013 00:25 - United States - Princeton Junction
TMI
By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 08:05 - Australia
By Anonymous - 18/08/2013 20:13 - Germany - Koblenz
Couch action
By Mojo_Jojo - 13/06/2009 11:01 - China
By Joe - 27/08/2012 13:33 - United States - Coalgate
By yaa - 26/05/2009 22:35 - Canada
Memories
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Gainesville
By Awkward - 19/07/2012 02:15 - United States - Los Angeles
By Physics fail. - 11/11/2009 19:09 - United States
Bad reputation
By thanks, my fellow americans - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Woodlyn
By themonesterman - 03/04/2014 02:25 - United States - Brooklyn
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Update: The point of thr FML was not to complain about giving my room for my grandma, but it was to complain about: A) Her reasoning for not taking the guest room. B) The cat.
By Kayla_BlowPop - 03/01/2014 08:34 - Canada - Amherst
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Hey, I'm the OP. My pipes burst at about 2:00 AM so I couldn't take water from neighbours or call a friend. We figured out they froze at like five PM and we were all trying to unfreeze them. At that point it was just the hot water that didn't work. It actually happened to us once already, and we fixed it so we didn't think it was a big deal until they burst. We called the plumber the next day and we had water by the time I woke up. It was just my little sister and I who were melting the snow, because we were the only ones who had to pee. We made a really big mess and my sister kept flushing the toilet before we actually had enough water, making us have to start all over again. It was a horrible experience and my older brother refused to help. But now, it's just a really funny story to tell.
By handymandy - 19/01/2012 11:44 - United States
By ruffrider - 05/02/2009 14:09 - United States
By uhoh.. - 22/03/2015 19:51 - Canada - Nanaimo
By mdg - 04/12/2012 17:16 - United States - North Windham
Great idea
By dumbbb - 27/12/2011 08:30 - United States
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I submitted this FML because it felt like that moment when Miss Colombia had her crown stripped from her after two minutes, due to misjudging that the bulk of my tuition would be paid. However, I quickly got over it because yes, this was from a private university and there are many other options. Although this university is one of the top in my intended field, I will likely be attending a local state university at a fraction of the cost instead, cause it's just not worth it. Thank you so much for all your advice!