Today, walking home from work, I saw a little boy crying, so I crouched down to his eye level. I asked him what was wrong, his reply was to kick me in the groin. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was working the register at a local grocery store. A kid about 5 years old was having trouble zipping his jacket. I reached out to help him and he started screaming "No bad touch bad touch!" and kicked me in the knee. Everyone looked. FML
Today, while walking through the park, a little boy came running up to me and hit me in the nuts with a stick. I fell on the ground and looked up just in time to see his mom giving him the thumbs up with a smile on her face. FML
Today, while working in a blood drawing clinic, a mom sat in the chair holding her 4-year-old child, who kicked me square in the groin. Being a heavyset lady, I shrugged it off and collected the sample, while the child screamed, "Kicking worked on the last man that did this!" FML
Today, when I called my 2-year-old son over for a hug, he giggled and squealed as he ran over to me. He then stopped in front of me, punched me in the bollocks, and walked away quite happily whilst I was doubled over in pain. FML
Today, I was kicked in the crotch. The girl who did it thought I was her ex-boyfriend. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I was playing soccer when a player kicked the ball at my crotch. In pain, I kneeled down. The referee came up to me and whispered, "The smaller they are, the more it hurts." FML
Today, I went to drop my little brother off at the nursery. As I walked in, a boy punched me in the dick and ran away. FML
Today, I was dared to walk home through a rough part of town. My rep hung in the balance, so I accepted. A kid kicked a football in my direction, so I kicked it back at him hard. It hit him in the nuts, and the next thing I know, I'm running for my life from three bald, shirtless, six-packed thugs. FML
Today, I was helping a 7 year-old student in my martial arts class with his kicks. My reward? A surprisingly powerful kick to the testicles. FML
Today, I saw a little boy wandering in the supermarket looking lost and distraught. I gently put my hand on his shoulder and said, “Hey buddy, where’s your mommy?” He screamed, “STRANGER DANGER!” and kicked me in the shin. His actual mom wandered over from the cheese section, gave me a dirty look, and walked off. FML.
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wannabesinger 16
Can you blame him? His parents probably taught him well not to talk to strangers, and here you get all up in his face. If I was him, I would've freaked out and kicked you, too. It's a shame that we have to warn our kids about things like this, but that's just how it is
justmyluck1212 0
kids aren't always sweet peaches.. FYL
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fmlfmlfml15 0
ouch lol FYL
reapfml 0
ouch
navjav 0
:)
lesbee 0
They are not even human, so who cares.
MK1029 0
Perfectly good example of why one should never do a good deed. Always bite you in the ass or in this case kicks you in the nuts. Should have told him that mommy and daddy don't love each other and it's his fault. Then go on to tell him how santa claus and the easter bunny don't exist and he was lied to because his parents hate him. Maybe drag him to a back alley and go all priesty up in his bum. Should teach him a lesson. OH, one more thing, kick his balls in so hard they wont be back out for a few years. And maybe beat his face in a bit.
the_stereotype 0
are you kidding? that's a smart kid. his parents told him not to talk to strangers, and that boy definitely carried that out. i don't really know what the right thing to do in this situation would have been
twitchy315 0
no kids 4 u
nerdgrl128 0
that sucks for u but u prolly freaked the kid out. If a woman had done that he might have talked to her, for some reason children are generally more comfortable with women, men are mostly viewed as the bad guys. fyl
nanner6206 24
I don't understand the down votes here.
Vertoule 7
Not creepy at all for a dude to crouch down and talk to a strange kid who's crying... No not at all...
Hated_By_FML 0
ydi for giving a shyt
justmyluck1212 0
kids aren't always sweet peaches.. FYL
katatak 0
What's creepy about a guy wanting to make sure that a child is alright? It doesn't matter that it's a dude, I think it's nice. There's nothing wrong with being a nurturing individual, grow up.
Vertoule 7
@13 There's nothing wrong with being nurturing to your own kids or kids under your guidance. Other kids, strange ones at that, are best left alone unless explicitly asking for help or in obvious need of assistance. Kids cry all the time, there's no need for you to butt into it. Then there is the creepy factor of some stranger two to three times your size kneeling down to you and asking what's wrong. Good as the intention may be, that's one hell of a creepy scenario for a kid to be in, you're bigger, you're stronger, and you're invading his personal space when he's vulnerable, not a good combo at all.
Tribulations 0
"Thou shalt not think that any male over the age of 30 that plays with a child that is not their own is a paedophile... Some people are just nice."
crazy_cat_lady24 0
My god, uptight much? Yes, being friendly to an upset child TOTALLY makes him look like a pedophile. Even looking at a child makes a man look like a pedophile. In fact, men should probably live in separate neighborhoods so children won't accidentally cross paths with them. EVERYBODY PANIC!!
Intoxicunt 6
A blumpkin in exchange for getting to kick someone in the balls? Hmm. If I were really angry and feared that I might hurt someone innocent otherwise, that would be worth it. I'd just put a clothespin on my nose first.
SizeMayVary 0
you sir are a dipshit. whats wrong with a guy stoppin to help out a little kid whos in trouble or somethin? its not like every guy in this world is a child molester or something. your a ******* idiot.
wazdog 4
At least you made him feel better. :)
bettyboo_x 0
I was just about to say that lol!
Fop 6
Idiot... @ the FML: YDI for even doing such a thing. You should be happy for him, at least his parents raised him well.
x0stormbringer 0
well maybe you just look like a creeper...
Squirrellord911 0
srry :( this is a great example of nice guys finish last
Dynoblaze 1
ungrateful brat. in cases like that it should be legal to give one wack to a kid. Tell him his mom takes it in the ass. That should make him even more sad.
SadinSherman 16
The little kid was defending hisself,how did he the guy wasn't a kidnapper or pedophile