Today, I tripped and fell on the sidewalk. As I did, a car that was passing by stopped, made a U-turn, and then came back so the people inside could laugh at me. When they were done taunting me, they made another U-turn and continued back in their original direction. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a car was waiting for me to cross the street so I thought it would be funny to slowly limp across the street. When I got to the end, I jumped as high as I could to show I was faking. Turns out I tripped and hit my head hard on the sidewalk. That car took me to the hospital. FML
Today, I laughed at my friend for tripping on the sidewalk. While imitating him to show “how stupid" he looked, I stepped on the exact same sidewalk, twisted my ankle, and fell over in front of a bunch of strangers. FML
Today, I saw two cute girls walking my way as I was parking my car. Trying to impress them, I got out and attempted to coolly walk to the sidewalk. I tripped on the curb, scraped both my knees, and was laughed at all the way until I got back inside my car. FML
Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML
Today, as I was walking home, a car drove through a puddle and splashed me like in a cheesy movie. As if that wasn't annoying enough, the driver had to pull over because she was laughing too hard. FML
Today, I went to a coffee shop. As I headed over to stand in line, I tripped over my own feet. I got back up, then tripped up yet again. Everyone was staring, and I was so mortified that I went to leave. I then struggled with the door under their glares before realising it opened the other way. FML
Today, while walking down the street I thought it would be funny to moon a crowd of old people taking a photo, in a few seconds a couple of them started pointing in my direction... Turns out they were pointing at the car that ran me over shortly after. FML
Today, I hit a parked car. I was walking. To make the scene more embarrassing, the car alarm shocked me and I backed up quickly into the parking meter, knocking me down once more. FML
Today, I made fun of my friend when she tripped over the curb. I said, loudly, "Haha, you can't even walk." I then notice the man in the wheelchair a few feet ahead of us. FML
Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML
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peachesncreem 21
Some people are such assholes. I hope you're ok op :)
DontModMeDammit 10
Wonder if they are taking a trip this fall to somewhere nice.
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palahniukpaul 6
Do a little dance as they drive by to make them laugh harder.
XanderScythe 11
Get skinnier so we are not repulsed.
peachesncreem 21
Some people are such assholes. I hope you're ok op :)
golferman72 16
Klutz!!
FifBowie 0
I find it kinda funny actually... Hahah
IW_RIOT 7
He tripped I think he's ok
22cute 17
You know, I feel very sorry for those people. They have pitifully stunted senses of humor. Who laughs at that? To that extent?? People fall, its just a fact. Its not amusing.
xxGhost_Wolfxx 2
77- I completely disagree, seeing people trip is funny.
22cute 17
Ok, you have my pity as well, then.
CyborgBanana 12
92 - You seem like no fun to be around, I pity the people who have to be in your presence.
t765234 10
77- Ever heard of schadenfreude? Other people's misery is hilarious, although that might just be because I'm mildly sociopathic.
DontModMeDammit 10
Wonder if they are taking a trip this fall to somewhere nice.
GVirdi 11
I don't know why I didn't expect this comment
DontModMeDammit 10
Yea I never make these kind of comments, I'm sorry FML community, going back to sleep now.
GVirdi 11
10 goodnight
AKGirlinSD 20
It was good. Usually, it is, "Did you have a nice fall?"
cathyfang1533 12
Should've ice picked their tires, that would've shown them...
ALpein 0
Good thing I always keep an ice pick handy!
cathyfang1533 12
It could happen, besides it was posted from Canada. An ice pick is a rather formidable weapon....
SqueakyChipmunk 22
And gotten your ass kicked. -_-
Feared 9
Canada isn't covered in ice my friend.
TheMysticSilas 0
Canada Blows!!! eh?
xcarxcrashx 9
Yeah it would be totally possible to ice pick their tires while the car is in motion.
brohamas16 7
Hah they were pretty determined to laugh at you
Paco_el_Taco 17
Don't worry, karma will come around in the form of a fiery wreck...
Hiimhaileypotter 53
You should have flicked them off. What assholes.
GVirdi 11
Then they make another U turn and OP gets jumped Then another car drives by to laugh at OP It could end there, but it could also turn into a never ending cycle
Pandacupcakelove 26
F-Fluttershy? D:
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Yes? Fluttershy here! *rereads my last comment* I...I can explain! ;D
Pandacupcakelove 26
43- Don't get all badgirl ;O
Hiimhaileypotter 53
I try to hold in my meanness but sometimes I just can't... I hope you understand ;)
GVirdi 11
52 Please don't go around throwing hairdryers
ryanLinke 4
remember the license plate so you can do the same to them if you see them again (:
Conner93MB 5
They wouldn't be in a car if they tripped on a sidewalk, so the license plate would not help at all.. Common sense. A dying attribute.
Soloman212 28
1. OP is jogging 2. OP happens upon the scene of a car wreck 3. OP recognizes lisense plate 4. OP turns around and jogs back, then points and laughs. 5. ???? 6. Profit
EmoBitchRock 0
Yes, because when people laugh at me for falling on the sidewalk, I immediately check their license plate...
rizzybear 4
Don't worry the people in that car probably had nothing better to do with their lives than try to bully you, since you probably were on your way to do something that makes your own life worth while, hold your head high. :)
AliceeH 5
That's when you get up and start throwing stuff at their car, yeah and maybe run if they turn around to attack you...