Today, I was doing my laundry when I saw a dollar bill at the bottom of the washer. I excitedly dove in to retrieve the money, and promptly hit and broke my nose on the washer. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after scouring my apartment for quarters to do laundry, I found the correct amount of change. The change got jammed in the washing machine. I now have no more quarters, and my clothes are caked with soap from washing them in the sink. FML
Today, after my washing machine broke yesterday in the middle of a cycle, I went and spent $1400 on a new one. Also today, my dryer started to smoke and almost caught my clothes on fire. There goes another $1000. FML
Today, I heard my washing machine making a strange noise. I nervously waited for the cycle to end so I could open it and investigate. The noise was my car keys. I'd somehow washed them, my wallet and $20 without noticing. FML
Today, I saw a dime on the ground. When I bent down to pick it up, my $80 dollar pants ripped. FML
Today, I went to do the laundry at my hotel. I had just enough money for my two loads. After getting frustrated with the washer taking two of my quarters and giving no credit, I took the clothes out. The washer then locked the door shut and started without my clothes. FML
Today, at the laundromat. I loaded a huge load into the top dryer, put all the quarters in, and started the bottom one. I realized my mistake when I came to check on it. FML
Today, I was rearranging the cabinets above the washer and dryer, and the whole thing fell down on top of the washer. I had just put my clothes in the washing machine too. FML
Today, I was at a mini arcade and accidentally put a hundred dollar bill through the quarter machine. FML
Today, I was in a public restroom and slipped on some soap on the floor while I was washing my hands. As I fell, I grabbed the nearest thing to break my fall, which happened to be the hand dryer. It fell off the wall and hit me in the face. FML
Today, my dryer was finally repaired after not working for over a month. I did one load of laundry and my washer stopped working. Another day, another $400+ repair bill. FML
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Top comments
FMLandurstoo 9
Slow down there champ
soccergurrll 8
You broke your nose over a dollar...
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Comments (99)
FMLandurstoo 9
Slow down there champ
pcentral 17
Your profile pic + your comment = WIN!!
scoobyfiend 0
13- your profile picture = ******
TourettesGuyFTW 26
29 - Your profile pic suggests you could be a bitch. (I like where this thread could be heading).
cantthinkofshit 5
Think about it.. Diving for a dollar.. Stereotypically Jews are cheap and get excited over the sight of a penny.. Also they have big noses... I imagine yours got a little swollen after hitting it... Jesus is trying to tell you something!
cartooncharacter 9
There's your down payment on the corrective procedures on your nose. Op, your life definitely sucks. (I already pushed the button for that.)
jhicks123 10
Your profile pic fits the comment. Haha
Futacy 30
Congrats! You earned a dollar, and you now have to pay a $100 to fix your nose.
FYLinAmajorWay 1
Sounds like you had a flash back of your days as a stripper...DIVE FOR THAT DOLLAR!!! Seriously though you should get those under control, maybe keep something like this from happening again ;)
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Hey mods, where'd my comment go!?!
soccergurrll 8
You broke your nose over a dollar...
ebonyirony 29
Ah Judaism. No, it's okay, I'm Jewish.
YourAFailmod 4
Makes me think of Mr. Krabs
ScaughtieHolden 11
Well it's a dollar less on the copay at the hospital!
SuperKnuckels 6
not just "A" dollar, it was a free one. lol
SokDek 14
Totally worth it
imavelociraptor 6
Imagine if it had been a $20!!! Her whole face might have just burst into flames...
awsetdvcshjkgss 1
Wouldn't the dollar bill have been ruined after going the ought the wash?
saintsrocksocks 10
No, the washer is where we keep our dollars
Judahsh 8
Its made of cotton so they wont tear in water
MindFreakazoid 10
Going the ought the wash? Interesting words there.
KiddNYC1O 22
Royal auto correct ****.
Awkward_Science 2
I hope the washer is fine, you selfish person.
thescootles 6
You're going to need to find many more to pay for your broken nose
slimshadey 5
Smart move
ShyAnn29 15
You must have dove pretty fast to break your nose, that must've hurt!
lexa1love 16
You dove into a washer for a dollar? FYL indeed my friend.
Michael_92 20
Hey now that's a dollar. I could get an Arizona Tea or even a 99¢ Coke.
lexa1love 16
Ya, but I'd rather go without tea than have to go to the hospital... even though I do love the tea!
Welshite 40
This is a sign of how bad the economy is. We're willing to risk bodily injury for one measly dollar.
superhumangambit 4
I'm amazed you made it out of the womb.