Today, I found out that my new girlfriend breastfeeds her dolls. FML
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Today, I was babysitting a little girl, and we were playing with dolls. After we fed her babies, we put them down for a nap. After a few minutes, I asked if they'd had enough sleep. She looked at me like I was a freak and said, "Uh, they're not real babies, you know…" FML
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MykalaMonae 7
Dont you mean, EX Girlfriend?
Adrena_fml 5
.... and you're jealous. It's ok to admit.
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Comments (199)
MykalaMonae 7
Dont you mean, EX Girlfriend?
Cappiej 18
No, then OP would've stated that.
gunmania0 12
*YAWN* overusedcomment.com/getalife.htm
MykalaMonae 7
*YAWN* suckmybig.TOE.stfu
Cappiej 18
14- No.
MykalaMonae 7
20: -_-
x_KL_x 7
You are hardly one to judge op's girlfriends quirky fetish given your own apparent thing for "big toes".
krysxkatastrophe 14
MykaylaMonae, just stop. Stop responding to comments. It isn't helping you in any way.
louiseth 9
9, using an overused meme to point out an overused comment, for me, kind of killed the argument.
CoconutOil 7
I like big butts, and I can lie about it!!!
christyxbee 15
How old is she? Like 5? The hell?
pavlovaaLOVE 7
1- you didn't use caps for every word on this comment .... Well done!
notyobabymomma 4
They actually make a breast feeding baby doll for kids now, I find that more creepy than this
Needafarm 22
i bet its one of those real looking baby dolls
jerryk 2
I thought it was funny
outstandtacular 11
14 - a fourteen year old WOULD have a comeback that weak lmfao
maosquare 18
Can you even consider that as a comeback?
tjv3 10
Well be one of her dolls
thecaringguy 2
Hey we the same age hehe
DK1234567 8
I argue that No is a pretty strong comeback it represents the rebelling against authority in a way that represents that your are sick of the person and simply won't follow his/her orders also No is simple and states your own authority over someone else's
AmongstTheFaces 5
You know she's too young for u when she still plays with dolls, bro.
BeachBoi_Alex 7
Anyone else been on this website and felt they look like a retard when they're smiling like they're stoned in a public place because of some of the comments on here x]
Riku714 25
The comment "don't you mean ex girl/boyfriend" gets used so much that it annoys me more than it should
mashimarox 12
That's.... creepy. o_O
AsianCookie247 14
What the ****..
Obeyy19 4
Took the words right out of my mouth. O.o
soccergurrll 8
That is so creepy I literally don't know what to say to something like that
VoteForTaco 8
Dress yourself as a doll and BAM! Free milk.
ColdplaySucks 18
Point of dating is to get to know the person, but I think those are one of the things you wish you never knew eh?
Leadamp 7
But those dolls need all the nourishment they can get.
saksxalmo 20
She sounds cool. I would hang out with someone like that. Besides, if guys can use blow up dolls, I don't see why girls can't use baby dolls for their own form of... er... companionship?
xoconnie 8
GTFO while you can, that b*tch is crazy.
MDTeddy 13
Disturbia. o.O
Adrena_fml 5
.... and you're jealous. It's ok to admit.
trollfaced 2
Just ask for some
SparkleyTurtle 4
When a mama bear and a papa bear REALLY love each other.... And then the baby bear walks in on the mama bear breast feeding her dolls... Awkward....
thesubconscious 9
He's probably mad that the dolls are getting all of it
USMC_Cpl 5
I'd be jealous too.
123josie123 11
I'd be worried I'd I was OP, considering that she's lactating :/
cookie_crumble89 11
Make her watch chucky....she'll throw all her dolls out in no time.
Meme1988 18
You are so mean... They are hungry :( (jk)
Chad_the_Brony 0
What if she's watched it and that's the reason why she does it? She might find Chuckie cute. It'll make it worst.
yuggi1 11
Chucky was the reason I got rid of all my dolls back then when I was 14. :( ...and I'm still not able to tolerate their creepy looks up to this date. *shudders*
Zachthejoker 10
Chucky's girlfriend still creeps the hell out of me.
cookie_crumble89 11
Same here
PInK_ExCiTeD 7
I watched chucky once when I was a kid. Until this day I haven't stopped being paranoid about dolls. o.0
rcgirl2 11
And rip their heads off?
rcgirl2 11
And rip their head off?
rcgirl2 11
Whoops. I accidentally put it twice.
poppyseed420 9
Really? I watched it as a kid and it really wasnt that scary
Link5794 18
Chucky should have a label that says "made in the Uncanny Valley".
cupcake4eva 6
Creep!!
fuzz97 23
How is OP a creep? Answer me that.
AbbyRocksYourSoc 3
She was calling OP's girlfriend a creep.. not OP.
Llamacod 11
103, unless you were the one who posted "creep" you don't know who it was directed at. for all you know the poster is op's girlfriend and she is mad at op for spilling her secret. please to not presume to know what others are thinking, as you do not know
KriiFahMoro 9
What the ****? You're 13, pick a different picture that doesn't flail your **** around.
maosquare 18
Well, 118, when I was reading this post, I sure as hell do not understand what you're thinking half the time.
kev57_fml 0
Comming from the 13 year old with a dp showing that much cleavage…
yoursucklives 36
dolls alone are creepy enough. but that's just bad.
mazio09210517 5
that's just ******* creepy.
john443 5
Yes it is. I also read a story about a mom who still breast feeds her 13 year old daughter! I mean... Why?? It's not even milk anymore!
Llamacod 11
uh 109, if the 13yr old's mother has always been breast feeding her then the mom's breasts would have never stopped producing milk. so please explain, in all your "wisdom" how it "isn't even milk anymore"
john443 5
I'm not saying I have all the wisdom in the world. I was just stating my opinion about how I think that the mother wouldn't even be producing milk anymore. You would think that the hormone that produces milk would be gone by the time her daughter is 13.. I apologize if I got it wrong.
Llamacod 11
its cool kim, I apologize if I came off too harshly, but the hormone thing is one of those things that, as long as the woman keeps breast feeding, there is no reason that the milk production would stop( in theory at least)
Lludes 5
You got it wrong. The hormone that produces milk will keep producing till the daughter stops sucking.
Llamacod 11
hey lludes, you've got to lay off the "ludes", I don't have it wrong as I have said the same thing you did.
SpicyDuck 22
That kind on shit goes on my strange addiction! /:
ladyLALAA 29
I likes the woman who slept with her blow dryer and the adult baby. Wasted so much time at work watching these on YouTube!
Enslaved 38
I watched the one where, a lady was addicted to drinking gasoline everyday/ and another lady carried around and sniffed a baby doll's head that she owned since she was 4 years old. Weird ass show!
LAMKWHIM 11
I think the worst one was the woman who carried around the pillow that she had for over 20 years - which she bought second hand! Seriously, how many germs were on that! Festy!
eggmarie 25
Or the woman who carried around her husbands ashes. And then ate them.
Cat_Lover24 2
I agree with u! That bitch needs to be on that show
Cat_Lover24 2
I agree with u! That bitch needs to be on that show
saksxalmo 20
I hate that show. I don't like that they lump destructive behaviors/actual addictions together with hobbies/lifestyles. I mean, there's a huge difference between being an adult baby (lifestyle) or enjoying taxidermy (hobby) and drinking your own urine or eating cigarette butts.... That said, I think we'd need to know more about OP's situation before we could judge. To me, it seems like a very strange hobby. I would only say something about it if she thought the dolls were actual children or something.
RickyG655 0
Hey;)
tony1891 22
Wow. People do that? That's crazy.
SpicyDuck 22
225, those are two different shows. There's my strange addiction with the urine drinker, then my crazy obsession with the adult baby.
saksxalmo 20
My Crazy Obsession must be new. They DID have an adult baby and a taxidermist on My Strange Addiction, though. (season 2, episode 3 and season 1, episode 11 according to Wikipedia)
memob123 0
Hopefully that doll doesn't get more ******* than you do
tony1891 22
does she breast feed you too?
zuzupetalsYO 11
They are probably cabbage patch dolls and they are making her do it.