Today, I walked in on my teenage son passionately making out with one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
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Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother performing voodoo on a doll with my picture taped to its face. FML
Today, my six-year-old got in an argument with my four-year-old. I told them to go outside. The next thing I know, my son was standing in front of his sister's burning Barbie's Malibu Dream House, singing "Burn Baby Burn" and cackling madly. FML
Today, I walked in on my daughter making out with a piece of paper with someone from the cast of IT taped to her pillow. FML
Today, I was woken up by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML
Today, my 14-year-old son asked his dog what she was chewing on. It wasn't until he picked it up said, "Is this what I think it is?" that I realized my son was gripping my vibrator. As I took it outside, mortified, he told his sister. FML
Today, I was babysitting a little girl. I let her play with a box of old Star Wars toys to keep her occupied while I quickly went to use the bathroom, and when I returned she was making the 15 or so figures have a massive orgy, sex sounds included. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me slow dancing to "Bella's Lullaby" with an anime boy cutout. FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
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imnotc00l 10
Is his name Ken by any chance?
pirup 13
Horomones, maybe? I don't know, that's a little out of the ordinary
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pirup 13
Horomones, maybe? I don't know, that's a little out of the ordinary
Ichiya 29
Dirty?
invadermaythe1st 35
I used to do weird shit like that when I was 4-5 years old, but a teenager?...
iAmPaul 49
41 - That's pretty prude of you. I'd be more in favour of sex toys being used instead of regular toys for sex acts.
ObeyTheWaves 11
a little?
CaletheLion 15
Gotta love practice, better than bratz dolls... Not that I have done it..
chinaski7628 32
If he's practicing on a Barbie doll, he's in for a rude awakening when he moves on to women...
inz002 6
what is this hole down there, i haven't seen this b4
imnotc00l 10
Is his name Ken by any chance?
dkane 12
Hopefully he isn't in high school, it's understandable if he is 13, but you should probably talk to him.
jude_iscariot 7
People need to practice.
khorstmye 15
Practice makes perfect?
thebiteof87 27
Wtf. That's some weird fetish
born_hustla 26
He's just improving !
DarkMatter115 13
Ok then... That's a wee bit awkward.. Maybe knock before going in so you don't have to witness something like that again
lulucindaus 4
Maybe just practising if he's in his early teen years. If not, maybe talk to him