Today, I was babysitting a little girl, and we were playing with dolls. After we fed her babies, we put them down for a nap. After a few minutes, I asked if they'd had enough sleep. She looked at me like I was a freak and said, "Uh, they're not real babies, you know…" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I showed the kids I was babysitting a picture of my daughter, and the little girl asked, "You have a baby in your belly?" I said, "No, she's not in my belly anymore," and the little girl replied, "But it's BIG," and patted my stomach. FML
Today, I babysat for two little girls, who wanted to play 'mermaids'. I smiled, and said that I would love to play with them. The older girl laughed, saying "You can't be a mermaid. Mermaids are pretty." FML
Today, the 6 year old girl I was babysitting asked me, "Why are you so ugly? Are you an alien? Because aliens are about as ugly as you are." FML
Today, I had to babysit a 9 year-old girl. I hadn't slept for almost 40 hours and fell half-asleep while sitting on her couch for two minutes. She asked me something, but I thought it was a dream and answered with, "Your mom's a hoe." When I woke up, I realized I'd said it out loud instead of in my head. FML
Today, I was babysitting a one year-old. She'd just learned how to say yes, so if you asked her ANYTHING, she'd say yes. I asked her if she liked vegetables and she said, "Yes!" Then I asked her if I was pretty. She looked at me and said, "NO." FML
Today, I was babysitting a three-year-old. She asked me what was wrong with my belly. I had to explain to her that I'm just fat. Twice. FML
Today, I got fired from a great babysitting job because the little girl said I was boring. FML
Today, while babysitting a young girl, I put on the movie Bambi, as she told me it was her favorite movie. I didn't know that her parents always skipped the scene where Bambi's mom dies. Despite my attempts to comfort her, she was still upset when her parents returned. Her mom blamed me. FML
Today, I was babysitting a 5-year-old girl and we were coloring. She made me a card that was very sweet, so I smiled. She looked at me and went "Don't smile, your smile is really scary." FML
Today, while babysitting a girl, I told her to be quiet so she wouldn't wake her little brother. In reply, she told me that she would kill me, wake her brother up to show him my dead body, then draw all over my face. I'm stuck with her for another two hours. FML
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Lizza330 28
I would've been like "Then why did we feed them?"
saIty 17
So the little girl has no idea that her toys come to life when there's no one in the house?
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Comments (88)
TriflingAllDay 6
You just got played by a little girl.
tennisrapper1 14
Either that or she didn't understand OP was just pretending all along.
tennisrapper1 14
Either that or she didn't understand OP was just pretending all along.
reallytho3 11
Leave it to a little girl to make you feel like a dumbass lol
whosindahouse 9
Wait! You mean... the babies...are NOT real?!?!?!?! Then where did the food go?
zakkyzebra 11
My selective reading picked up this sentence fragment....."after we fed her babies...".... It made me giggle
nado13579 12
That awkward moment when you think OP was saying that they fed the girl babies. O.o
jackii1313 9
You just went along with it, nothing to be ashamed of!
thebeautybleeds 17
Kids obviously can't even play pretend right anymore...
TarieBoo 2
kids obviously dont watch Chucky anymore..
Leslier_fml 4
Lol she got you.
tennisrapper1 14
And then, the babies wake up from their slumber... Who knows! She might be double crossing OP... Hehe
Gringe 1
Why are you feeding the girl ur babysitting babies? No canabalism!
123josie123 11
^ I suggest that you re-read this FML
xCrazyMexican 4
Ah, America at its finest
Skittles_Rawr 8
Kids... They say darnedest things...
saIty 17
So the little girl has no idea that her toys come to life when there's no one in the house?
ydi_4_suking 20
Does anyone remember on are you afraid of the dark? Or goosebumps I forgot which one. But the one episode where the girl gets trapped inside the dollhouse and slowly turns into a doll? That story should be told to all little kids
LSS_fml 18
Are you afraid of the dark!! That show used to scare the crap out of me.
Bekll 31
23, that's my favorite episode of all time of Are You Afraid of the Dark? - It haunted me since I was a kid.
shayshayshazam 14
Thanks for the nightmares.
Lizza330 28
I would've been like "Then why did we feed them?"
KitGrey 4
Tell her Santa's not real either.
Red_Wing_Nut44 14
Lies! He is real! Stop spreading your evil lies!
hecallsmedarlin 7
Or the tooth fairy.
MCRaddict15 15
Nothing's real. Our childhoods were lies.
Angitia 8
They're Israeli... they probably don't believe in Santa anyway.
hecallsmedarlin 7
24- I didn't notice that. You're right though, Israelis are Jewish...So no Santa for them.
GovernorGeneral 8
**** you 20. Just **** you. My letter will come. And when it does, you're a dead man.
redbluegreen 41
34: Thank goodness Azkaban isn't real.
akg98 13
20: I WILL GO 2 HOGWARTS!!! But according 2 draco malfoy/(lauren Lopez) Hogwarts has gone 2 the dogs and pigfarts on mars is better... Like if u get it :D
nado13579 12
I didn't get my letter from Hogwarts when I turned 11. :( Maybe I'm just some silly muggle...
False_Stupidity 42
Nothing is real, everything is all just part of the matrix...
mduffy08 8
Nothing is real. Everything is permitted. {o.o}
WhyCantIDoRight 5
78 - WIN
ch3s 4
#52 that is because you live in Ponyville. Only those in Canterlot get invites.
cadillacgal79 32
20-Believe in magic you muggle.
DoubleCross 9
I hate it when kids think they're always smarter than you.
isaiaah 6
I know. I want to just whack em upside the head. But I wouldn't cuz that's horrivle
chevonfinley 8
Is horrivle worse than horrible? Like an extra bad version of horrible? Because that would be an awesome new vocab word.
Mooish 18
47 neologisms FTW
False_Stupidity 42
Well, you know, if everyone starts to use horrivle, eventually it will get more widely accepted and become an actual word..
meethi1742 0
lol, I guess she wanted you to know she's not a lil' girl you know..
ICastillo 25
Kids today no damn imagination... Just Facebook this text message that. It's a damn shame.
ydi_4_suking 20
No slides or swings in the park anymore. Its so sad
hecallsmedarlin 7
No slides or swings in the park anymore is because parents are sue happy, and they can easily fall off either of those and break their head or something. *shakes head* Psh. Shiiiit, getting hurt was all about being a kid when I was one. Having fun, playing in the mud. Falling off of trees while trying to climb one.. Now it's all computers, cell phones and Xbox. Never see kids playing like a kid should anymore... I agree with you, it IS sad.
hqbrat 8
It's not like the good old days when you would go ride a bike play cops and robbers have sleep overs, and build forts to sleep in! :(
nevershouttami 11
I still play in the park with my friends and build forts, and I also use facebook.