B'Dawk
Today, I found out my girlfriend has been putting boogers in my belly button when I don't pay attention to her while we watch tv. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
btg
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
I'm fine, this is fine
Today, I found out that my girlfriend feeds her boogers to our dog. Sometimes she even makes her do tricks for them. FML
jeesh
United States
Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML
davincourt
Apollo Beach, United States
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML
buggermonster
United States
Caught in 4K
Today, while I was at my girlfriend's parents' house for dinner, and I thought no one was looking, I picked my nose and put it underneath my chair. Turns out she has a little brother who found it appropriate to point at me and scream, "Booger monster, Booger monster!" FML
HaleyIsabelle
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
France
Ew, dude
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
i fking love docb
Christiansted, Virgin Islands, U.S.
Today, I watched my girlfriend slowly floss her teeth, and then eat what showed up on the floss. FML
inosehowthatgotthere
United States
Today, the woman giving me a manicure found a booger under one of my fingernails. FML
slapstick1982
Ashford, United States
Today, I caught my wife flicking a booger off her finger. I asked her why she was doing that and she said, "Because if I can't see where it lands, it disappears and is not gross". It landed on my arm. I saw where it landed, it did not disappear, and yes it is gross. FML
poopydaddy
Oakville, Canada
Today, I found out that every time my girlfriend takes a big dump, she pretends as if she's giving birth and screams uncontrollably. I just moved in with her. FML
UUUGHHH
Villejuif, France
Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 39
Seems fair. Pay attention to her, or you'll have to put them in there yourself in the future.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Don't puke in my belly button, or we're through.
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Comments (21)
BurnInDemonFire 39
Seems fair. Pay attention to her, or you'll have to put them in there yourself in the future.
Emma Marshall 19
Well I was eating...🤢
BurnInDemonFire 39
Don't puke in my belly button, or we're through.
RichardPencil 32
C’mon! You’re a veteran here. You should know better that to read these stories while eating.
acmariner99 25
The solution to this is obvious
TxKitten79 10
Well, do you pay attention to her now?
FluffythePink 24
I suspect the you deserved it & that sucks numbers are a male/female split. However. As female I know better than to attempt conversation with a male who is concentrating on ANYTHING other than me. I've found in life that multi-taskers (male & female) tend to judge and blame mono taskers for not being able to, say, watch tv and talk at the same time... Woman: stop being gross because you want attention while he's watching something. Man: pay more attention to your woman when you aren't concentrating and keep an eye on your gross little snot fiend in general. She has a nasty sense of humour that should not be left to it's own divices...
RichardPencil 32
Ha! At least you have someone to ignore! Some of us only dream of having someone special that they can take for granted and pretend they don’t exist.
Jeremy Phillips 18
How oblivious must you be to not notice that.
WHSKitty4ever 23
What the hell?
Sinshine 28
What is she? A cat that pisses in your bed when you don't immediately come looking when she meows? It's time to have a serious talk about respect and neediness.
Bloo2555 22
She obviously doesn't understand the point of watching TV. She's not supposed to be the center of attention at that time.