Today, I was on the train ride home from a trip to Florida, and I gave my mom a call. While we talked, I made an offhand comment that all my friends back home must miss me. She knowingly asked if I meant my Sims and my cat. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I listened to a voicemail from my mom about how she misses me and can't wait to see me when I get back from vacation. Thinking she hung up, my mother then had a conversation with my aunt about how quiet the house is without me and how she'd be blessed if I didn't come home. FML
Today, I called my mother who is vacationing in Florida with my dad and sister. Before they left I told them I would be very responsible and that they could trust me. The first thing she asked me is if all the animals were still alive. I said yes. I lied. Her favourite cat drowned in the pool. FML
Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML
Today, I called my mom for the first time in a few weeks, just to chat because I miss her. When she picked up, the first thing she said was, "Why are you calling? What's wrong? Do you have swine flu??" When I told her that I didn't, and I just wanted to chat, she hung up. FML
Today, I heard my mom ask "Are you okay?" I opened my mouth to tell her about how I've been feeling suicidal lately. At that second, I realized she was talking to my cat. FML
Today, my mum sat me down for a serious talk about not being home enough - not because she misses me, but because the family cat needs more stability in her life. FML
Today, I realized my cat responds to and interacts with me when I talk to her more than my own parents do when I talk to them. Actually, that statement applies to pretty much everyone I know. FML
Today, I realized how lonely I am, when I got a call from an elderly women who had dialed the wrong number. We ended up having a 20 minute conversation about her cat and how he "just won't use the darn litter pan." I was sad when she had to hang up. FML
Today, I got home from work to find my boyfriend sobbing hysterically over the death of his cat. The only cat he could be talking about is the one on his Sims account. FML
Today, I rode home alone on a train. I accidentally missed my stop, but wasn't worried about it. My mom did not share my optimism and actually called the train company, saying that I was "lost" and "special". They thought she meant I was retarded. They wouldn't believe me when I said I wasn't. FML
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nerdsgetmehot 23
You sound suspiciously like me.
columbia20 8
Doesn't matter got tan.
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Comments (127)
Torch15 9
Kick fgtjwjw
Torch15 9
damn auto correct
nerdsgetmehot 23
You sound suspiciously like me.
ghirahim 5
Mom be trollin'
Shleebs 12
#2- I thought the same thing.
ChrisTheCalm 9
Well you girls are interesting....
Cad6 24
I'm more of a World Of Warcraft person...but ya know, you can't go wrong with Sims!
nerdsgetmehot 23
#2 Woot! #22 *Shrug* #28 I played WOW for 2 days and then stopped because I knew that I'd get addicted.
bellaxmonkeyx_fml 8
2- I'm a lot like You and OP, as well. My cats are pretty much immune to Battlefield 3 explosions now, thankfully.
TheElderTROLLZ 15
Am I the only person who doesn't play Sims? I play Amnesia: The Dark Descent and the Penumbra series, and now I feel lonely... and scared!
TheDrudgeChild 4
59 - am I the only one who never found either of those games scary? I'm more into old 90's survival horror. And playing the Sims with kitties surrounding you is amazing,OP. Sims and cats don't screw you over like real people anyways.
DWilliamson 7
Yo 22, stop tryna mack, you're embaressing yourself.
bellaxmonkeyx_fml 8
59- No, you're not alone! I don't play Sims, either. I've played Amnesia but Penumbra didn't seem interesting in comparison. Do you remember the part where you have to jump on the boxes because there's a hungry monster in the water, and you have to pull levers and get back to the door before it closes? That part gave me nightmares.
KeyboardWarrior 10
65 It's actually spelled embarrassing*. Nice try. By the way, how does one successfully "Mack"?
TheElderTROLLZ 15
67 - Don't even remind me...
HeartOfLead 24
# 59, I fell in LOVE with Amnesia and especially the Justine DLC. It is a very interesting game in the way the controls are, I like it's unending puzzle-like gameplay and the whole having to keep your sanity!
BlvckScvle 2
What's life without the sims and cats
skullcandifiedDJ 5
If you hate sims, then you probably hate life...
chillyinnarnia 1
Iwantyou.
beccaishereyay 11
I wore my cats collar as a bracelet today....
RussianFox 13
72- "Mack" is a slang term for getting a girl.
connorsan17 12
This the greatest unrelated reply thread ever. You are all awesome.
TheFinalWub 3
whats amnesia? XD
hotscar 3
38, pc, Xbox, or ps3?
marisadc79 0
I was thinking the exact same, my life exactly
bellaxmonkeyx_fml 8
121- PC, of course. PC graphics are superior to those of any console.
lovepandorasaver 11
Parents always know how to brighten up a day, theirs that is.
claudia19801811 14
And me
columbia20 8
Doesn't matter got tan.
tellithowitis 13
Nope. She is just increasing her chances for skin cancer...
MrSassypants 34
57 there's a difference?
tellithowitis 13
*face palm
RetardedChipmunk 7
Why the hatin' on Sassypants?
cyK0tek 0
"Eehh...what DOESN'T give you cancer these days..?" >.>
florido_fml 10
Or call of duty friends...
KeyboardWarrior 10
OMG Headshotz94 is back online! Let's go p0wn sum nubz0rs and go 98-5 on Dome! Epic KD/Rs FTW.
FaZeClan 3
Xbox friends are the best friends!
DiscoRanger 0
YES.
kalgon 0
You know what they say, "Don't talk to strangers..."
The_Hitdude 12
Can someone please explain to me dafuq this had to with the FML?
Awes0meperson 10
Because since he can't talk to strangers he can't make friends.
Awes0meperson 10
Oh sorry, she
TheElderTROLLZ 15
But I ALWAYS get candy from strangers in vans!
DogsPaw 16
Lucky! I had to find their damn dogs. :(
Ismaeldaboss 1
Well shit they always tell me they have a xbox in the back
daffyduck16 25
This is hilarious :) I had to favorite it
Apm96 0
I'm sure they missed you dearly.
missanderson813 4
Your mom sure is mean... or really sarcastic
KiddNYC1O 22
Or innocent and honest.
ninjadinos 14
Sims are important too! They haven't even eaten they're so excited to see you!
mango260 9
Or bathed :D (you know they get)
doglover569 0
Those are my only friends too! Come at me bro ;)
ChrisTheCalm 9
And I guess that tall guy is just an "acquaintance"..
Jannettecooks 1
She paid him to take her. That's deuce bigalow.
DirtyMike911 0
Well the tall dude can't be that important because his ******' head is cut in half in the picture.