Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He tried to put it in unerected. He was serious. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex for the first time. Everything was going well, until he tried to put it in. A few minutes later, he said, "It's not hard enough." We tried for another half hour to fix that. We ended up eating ice cream. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex. I was a virgin and he wasn't. About 30 seconds in he collapsed on me. I thought he was joking around and I started laughing. He wasn't joking. He was done. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex. Foreplay was amazing, but as soon as he started to get it in, he lost his erection because he was too nervous. He's a 30-year-old virgin and this has happened at least 10 times. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to put his penis in a hole in our bedroom wall. FML
Today, after a year of coaxing, I got my boyfriend of 18 months to agree to have sex with me. He decided his first course of action was to try to shove his flaccid penis into my unlubricated vagina. FML
Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML
Today, I met up with my boyfriend early before work to have some "fun time". We hadn't had sex in a while and decided to try it doggy style, up against the wall. We had been doing it for about 15 minutes until he abruptly stopped and said, "I don't know if it's in." It was. FML
Today, things got pretty steamy between my boyfriend and me. We started doing stuff that neither of us had tried before. Then, he straddled me with a raging erection and boomed, "IT HAS RISEN!" He didn't understand why I was suddenly no longer in the mood. FML
Today, my husband came too soon during sex. He then tried to pretend it didn't happen and continued. He humped me with a half-erect noodle for about seven minutes before I finally called him out. FML
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xGet_Over_It 0
what the hell is this? 16 year olds talking about their "boyfriends" erected penis?
wags883 0
my boyfriend tries that too. by the time the tips in he's hard as a rock :)
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Comments (171)
The_Norwegian 2
I first 65.
Boygenius50 8
Well 21 and 51 both have very good points. . .I think it's safe to assume that either: A. The OP is hideous and desperate, and can't even give her own boyfriend an erection during sex OR B. The OP's boyfriend is a moron and totally ignorant/uneducated about sex If it is the former, the OP should get off this site and stop whining when this is really her boyfriend's FML, and if it's the latter, the OP needs to take action, get off the computer, and dump his ass immediately. Simple as that. Most of all, I second #65. Yes I see what you did there!
supmofukka 0
nothin like tryin to stick a hotdog in jello.....nasty
kp56789 0
epic fail.....kick him to the curb!!!!
LastCaress 0
Aw dude, don't you just hate wet spaghetti?
zbot09 0
I twelfth 21 :P
bleeeek 0
I thirteenth #21. I second #65. and.. YDI for being ugly.
DrinkOMaticBJ 0
**** fail
DrinkOMaticBJ 0
if that was me, as soon as I saw your VaJ J. i would have been there. cuz I'm just awesome like that.
MissSmiley613 0
All of you guys that are calling her a fat ugly *****(like 21), you people have NO idea what this girl looks like!! I just don't get how people can judge someone they don't even know like that. How people do that is beyond me. Maybe her boyfriend is a complete idiot. It's not her fault at all!! it's not like she asked him to do that...
axelkg 0
I fourteenth 21.