Today, I heard my mother and father having sexual intercourse, and I found out that my mother moans the same way as my girlfriend. Guess who I now think about every time my girlfriend moans? FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML
Today, my mother told me she didn't want my girlfriend spending the night anymore. I asked why, she said she heard us doing the nasty the night before and I denied it, hoping I could call her bluff. She paused for a moment and moaned EXACTLY like my girlfriend does. FML
Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML
Today, while I was sleeping I heard my girlfriend moaning. She was seemed to be having a wet dream. She moaned more in her dream than when having sex with me. FML
Today, I realized how much it sucks to have the same name as my dad when I overheard my mom moan his name in bed. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML
Today, I heard my parents having sex for the first time so I turned the TV up really loud to drown out the noise, and a minute or two later my mom comes downstairs in this skimpy nightgown to ask me why the TV was so loud and, seeing the horror on my face, kept asking what was wrong with me. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. My phone started ringing and it was my Mom, she said I could answer it. As I answered the phone my girlfriend started playing with my dick. I moaned. Loud. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, I was sending some dirty texts to my boyfriend, when I heard a knocking sound coming through the wall. I sat there for ten minutes before I realized I was listening to my mom and her boyfriend having sex. FML
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herbasaur 0
maybe it was your girlfriend O.o
illmatic2 16
My first guess would be your dog.
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Comments (258)
Yung23 0
umm that's pretty gross dude!!!!
the_flirtt 0
hell ya and now u need to tell ur girlfriend to moan different
Stupified 0
Yeah get some ear plugs a new gf or forgetful powder!
thorfinntheassri 0
There is a simple solution to this, have sex with your mother. By the laws of transition, during this act you should be thinking about your girlfriend.
TaylorTotsYumm 10
This is a real FML.
the_flirtt 0
wow my comment disapeared :(
Cates500 0
Haha that's just great
43bubba34 25
Ydi for saying sexual intercourse, cuz they were *******.
SinShady 0
Try out some girls and see which one moans right? Maybe your girlfriends broken or something. o,o
turkeymonster39 0
FYL, that would suckkkkkk
yomama126 0
that sucks!! FYL
vollyball921 0
wtf awkwarddddddddddd
ZleveL 0
are you sure it was your mom in there?
Stupified 0
Ydi for listening to your parents have sex.
nishant5456 0
how can you be sure it was your mom??? also MILF
skull_candy 0
“ Looks like they're ******* to me. "
cruxx 0
:o...
LightningLadyy 0
99 LMAO
Daerauko 0
I'm with 81. your girlfriend was bangin your dad!
anniex 0
HELLOOOOO 27.... ;)
bubbarific 0
WINCEST FTW!!!!!!!!
afdude87 6
hmm I like naenae's suggestion
LOL_Noobs 0
bet ur mom teaches her how to moan (;
RTRbryant 0
stupified stop post a thousand ****** comments
frootietootie 0
ummm gross is all I have to say
overthelimit 3
Today, I cheated on my boyfriend with his hot dad. Now he won't have sex with me. I think he's caught on. FML
wafflez333 0
lol YDI for saying sexual intercourse
swalch43 0
hahahahahahah that SUCKS
jakymoon 0
u sure ur dad ain't ****** ur girl insted if ur mum?
hemispheres2112 0
And I think it's a mite pathetic of you to feel the need to defend yourself on FML.
hbcbmx 5
hey who let justin bieber out of his cage bwaaaah ha ha
Jessi2487 0
sexual intercourse? who say that? but that sucks OP... i probably will never have sex again if i thought about my mom while doing it. i hopr tht doesnt sound weird
crazyaces89 7
yes indeed...creepy and awkward as hell
rima33 0
pwnage
FML_DCED 0
hahaha
horizon6661 0
maye it wasn't even his mom?!
mynameiskate 0
hot
turtles1321 0
naenae why u take ur pic off? and that sucks op
JeffGoesRawrr 0
Ydi For Calling Ir Sexual Intercourse. Just Call It Sex. Really.
A83_fml 18
Guess who his dad thinks about every time his mom moans?
nets5 0
Noobs :F
Christopher08 0
dammit girl scandlous
Put_Name_Here 0
This FML just scarred me for life. :(
Macromartyr 3
I'm lucky enough to have had to endure those noises...
illmatic2 16
What?
NickK49 0
Ummm parent fetish much?
TibbysMusic 1
Maybe when he says "lucky enough" he's being sarcastic?
Macromartyr 3
...I didn't think that statement was too complicated... I'll re-word it: Thankfully, I've never heard my own parents do that. Better?
DDuggs 1
actually 100 you are wrong, the way you worded it said that you were lucky to hear it, so quit being a smartass
boopityboppity 11
When you said, "Re-word," I think you meant to say, "Reverse."
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Yeah. you definitely worded it to mean the opposite the first time.
imagineapc 11
No one understands sarcasm these days. Dumbasses.
Macromartyr 3
Oooooh I see where everyone is getting these weird mind sets from. I forgot to put the word "never" before "had to". Simple mistake :P. As for Dduggs, way to call me a smart ass in the wrong text, dumb ass. :)
kallielou 10
FYL :P
misfitSuperStar 0
I SOOO agree!! fyl!! I heard my parents once about 15yrs ago & it STILL grosses me out!!!!
MiSTERmAttt 0
that's hot man
kamikrazy 6
O_O
illmatic2 16
My first guess would be your dog.
InfiltratedMind 0
lol :)
TheBlueWaffler 0
Kinky?
big_smucker 0
what flavor are dem waffles?
kittykat52810 0
a blue waffle =D and at least u didn't walk in on then -.- an one of them not be your mom
NickK49 0
Maybe there the same person!!!!!
NickK49 0
*they're
SekksiFML6969 0
might as well keep it in the family then LoL
boobookittyfff 0
ydi for having parents. ydi for having a girlfriend. ydi for using the phrase "sexual intercourse".
carly426 0
nastyyy lol