Today, being a music student, a professional orchestra performed a symphony that I wrote and dedicated to my girlfriend. It took months to compose and it the first and only time it was ever going to be played. My girlfriend forgot to come. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sang a romantic song I wrote for my girlfriend. She laughed at my soprano. FML
Today, after spending months learning how to play the guitar and memorizing the music to my girlfriend's all-time favorite song, I performed it for her. Her response? "Well, you kind of ruined that song for me now." FML
Today, after practicing a song for my girlfriend on guitar all day, I called her over to my house to show it to her. After a long speech about how "this is for you," I played for about 3 seconds before I broke a string, which slapped her in her face. FML
Today, I had my last orchestra concert and had a large solo. My dad came to watch and record it; however, the whole time he recorded another girl, thinking it was me. FML
Today, after an argument with my pianist girlfriend about how bad my favourite song would sound on the piano, she stormed out of the room crying, leaving behind a CD. It was the piano version of the song she'd made for me. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend at the museum where we met, with a violinist playing her favourite song. She said yes but later said she felt put on the spot in public, and if I’d proposed in private, she probably would've said no. I’m in my feelings trying not to cry right now. FML
Today, after I'd told this girl I’m seeing that I play piano to impress her, it turns out her father is a pianist and has a grand piano in their house. Tonight, I’m supposed to go to her place to play her my "favorite piece." FML
Today, I was with my girlfriend and she was making me listen to one of her recordings for chorus. As I was listening to it, a solo came on, and i turned to her and said, "This is the worst fucking solo I've ever heard in my life." Little did I know, it was her solo. FML
Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML
Today, I was at a very important music competition. When we'd rehearsed the song in question, the conductor said we were to repeat the last four bars of the song three times. As I went to play the third time, the whole orchestra stopped playing. I kept playing by accident and we came in third because of my mistake. FML
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Top comments
Therealfluke 0
guess it ended on a sour note ey?
loto_fml 3
Because, evidently, all people trained in classical composition are homosexual. Let me guess, your knowledge about music is limited to what you hear on top 40?
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Comments (111)
memory_loss_fml 0
harsh :/ fyl
dfvervbthbrgvefc 0
interesting that today is a music student...
wintamint101 7
that is so romantic...i wisha guy would do that for me
lolpwnagelol 0
Interesting that there are only two replies to the first comment
Therealfluke 0
guess it ended on a sour note ey?
v1kt4r 13
:)
Sun_Kissed18 25
Rather /sharp/ of his girlfriend! ...No? Damn.
ilovefatcats 12
is she ur ex-girlfriend now ???
phantomofmusic 0
The evening fell "flat."
Always_Abby 0
Ouch, that really sucks man :/
perdix 31
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Maybe you ought to dump her and find someone who would appreciate your work. Like another gay dude.
Peroxide 3
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
OH BURNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!
loto_fml 3
Because, evidently, all people trained in classical composition are homosexual. Let me guess, your knowledge about music is limited to what you hear on top 40?
blland 0
do you know only tchaikovsky?
outofitall 0
You only wish you could come up with something as awesome, instead your imaginary gf probably broke up with you for not being creative enough. STFU.
ProfessionalTrol_fml 14
Perdix is kind of a try-hard nowadays...
blastvortex 4
Correction - it's now dedicated to either your now ex-girlfriend or your new one.
MagicMeds 0
A bit harsh huh?
Skull_300 0
Is this your ex-girlfriend that "accidently" fell down the steps?
ohmanz 0
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amatayo 0
@prefix wow what the hell was that?
wairdt 5
Dump her. Then update your piece with an "over"ture.
doof_fisch 2
good one!
amatayo 0
correction that was at predix
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
the name is "perdix", BTW. Fail us once, shame on me. Fail us twice, shame on you.
ProfessionalTrol_fml 14
Wow, that correction was entirely pointless
epicwinmaster 0
she wants you to think she "forgot"... dumbass. she obviously didnt want to go in the first place.
MrAdventure 1
Either that or you didn't confirm with her. That's why I voted YDI.
fireandice27 0
Pffft dump her, then go out with me! I think it's really awesome that you actually dedicated a symphony to her :D