Today, my boyfriend got a job at a trendy clothing store in the mall. Trying to be supportive, I went to visit him and tried something on. I got stuck in the jeans and had to call my boyfriend, who sent the manager to pull the jeans off me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
Today, I went to a store to buy pants for a new job. A really hot guy helped me get a pair down from a high shelf so I could try them on. He had flirted with me so I hurried in the fitting room so I could go talk to him. Note to self: Check to see if you have pants on after trying on clothes. FML
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Today, I tried on a sweater in a store. It was a bit tight, but I managed to get it on. When I tried to take it off, it got stuck halfway. After several failed attempts, a sales associate had to help me out of it, while other customers watched. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I didn't have any clothes suitable for the interview, so I went to the store early and bought some there. After the interview, I went to return the clothes, because they were so expensive. The hiring manager saw me. FML
Today, I went shopping for a new pair of jeans. I was feeling good about the fact that I was going down a waist size until the cashier decided to discuss with me, three co-workers, and the ten other people in line how she didn't even know jeans came in sizes that big. FML
Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML
Today, I tried on a tight sweater at the mall. It got stuck halfway over my head, and I couldn’t get it off. I had to shuffle out of the changing room, arms trapped in the air, and ask the clerk for help while blinded by the fabric. FML
Today, I was putting on my new pair of jeans, when my girlfriend walked in. She found the "XS" size sticker on the side of my pants, held it for a little while then put it on my crotch. She then looked at me, gave a little shrug and half-smile and walked away. FML
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Top comments
txgirl2013 14
too much junk in your trunk?
NomOnShroomz 14
Was the manager Sir Mixalot?
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Comments (145)
luis72091 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
dump him
dolphincheddar 10
he probably didn't want to get fired.. that's a bit irrational. and don't be overconfident in your Jean size that's embarrassing but kinda funny
sns_fml 0
go suck one
volley4eva1698 0
yum
SadinSherman 16
Why wasn't his fault?
rakuboi 3
he should dump the chick if she's going to make a scene at his workplace.
Rawr_means_love3 0
C-C-Combo- Breaker :D
Rawr_means_love3 0
41, You are awesome! :D
lovinj 2
i disagree actually! he could have gotten in trouble other wise
Veraymix 6
Who's to say he actually got in trouble. He was probably just completely humiliated, which could make good future stories later on if things work out.
JawneeG 0
It isn't rape if you like it!
NomOnShroomz 14
Was the manager Sir Mixalot?
BWill9014 4
lmao... good one
iAmScrubs 19
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
kellyskindakool 5
how can you possibly get stuck in jeans? seriously? if they feel to tight, stop trying to force them on?
zendaddy0 0
your just lucky they didn't bring out the jaws of life
pertained 12
fat ass, lol..
oboewhore_xD 6
Oh, jeggings. Where would we be without you?
itsallgoodintheh 0
wow you must be Fat I think and stupid also and sometimes you might be very retorted your a dirty birdy gigl
txgirl2013 14
too much junk in your trunk?
instnt1nfction 17
too much mass in your ass
MrSexyPants 14
too much jelly in her belly
LexxyLiime 0
c-c-c-combo breaker.
OCDC 9
I wish there was some way to block any comments that contain the words "combo breaker" or "shitty situation".......
freelove_fml 2
Then 95% FMLs would have no comments at all
alexg823 0
No comments on FML? That would be very shitty.
WOGBRO 6
OMG u are funny but so friken annoying.
unluckiestperson_fml 14
At least they could be pulled off you and not cut off you, that would've been way worse.
kendallhi 9
then you would of had to pay for them
valalvax 13
yea cause you'd be paying for pants that don't fit you
twixxone 4
damn dat sucks.. maybe try trying on something that might fit you..
xgirlofglassx 4
Perhaps you should try using proper grammar.
iluvnba 0
gsw suk, good luck with "mr. hand down man down"
anongrl 2
57- uh oh grammar Nazi. Let me ask you this. Who gives a flying flip? As long as you can understand them it's okay. This is FML, not the writing assessment... Some people take this site wayy to seriously. I'm a writer and I don't care how correct I am unless I'm working on my books. Some people need to get the stick outta their ass before they poke their eyeball out.
5t3ff1k4h 45
It's not physically possible to poke one's eye out with a stick coming out of your ass. No one's that flexible. On the other hand, I agree with the "Grammar Nazi". While I can understand what you said perfectly and I have no complaints, the first person's post was grammatically confusing and I had to read it over a second and third time just to make sure I understood what they were trying to say. You start learning to speak when you're 1 or 2. You don't just plateau after a few years; your language skills should keep growing as you age. There is no excuse for a post like that.
anongrl 2
I meant it going so far UP their ass it pokes their eye ball out. it has nothing to do with being flexible.
5t3ff1k4h 45
My point still stands. Who cares if people correct comments? If you don't like it: a) stop typing incorrectly and people won't correct you. b) ignore it. Simple as that, dear.
shaniecerb 0
or,or.if u dont like peoples incorrect spelling and what not.YOU get over it and ignore ot ans stfu
itsallgoodintheh 0
thats not very good missy and I think and well don't be silly okay or stupid
itsallgoodintheh 0
what
smurfsarwales 9
itsallgoodinthe wtf is wrong with u? every comment is retarded so Mebbe you shud stick to being a bunny. unless ur Trollin and trying to piss everyone off?
itsallgoodintheh 0
no I'm not
ReynshineCutting 10
I think she has to be trolling. This is the third FML today that I've seen her make a fool of herself. There's no way she's really that stupid.
itsallgoodintheh 0
what's trolling and what
YoLauryn 0
WHAT ARE YOU EVEN SAYING! Gosh! I just wanna get you an English tutor!!!
alissa222 15
but it says you LOVE silly things! seriously though, you have to be a troll.
Person1233 13
It needs to be a troll. She loves puppies, pink things, and is a blond? Obvious troll is obvious.
ThisIsSpicy 2
Huh???
jennesque 2
See, I'd almost hit "ydi", but you're probably referencing hollister or abercrombie andvtheir sizes are f'd up there. I'm stick thin, but tall so I usually wear anywhere from x-small to medium. At those stores, mediums can be too small for me. Sometimes I've had to buy large, and I am not large.
instantmusic 4
Yeh, wouldnt it be wonderful if they were just measured like mens jeans? Though I can sympathize with a girl not being able to find jeans that fit right. My perfect size is a 33" 31". Try finding those in...well anywhere.
johnson94 5
yeah... just keep telling yourself you aren't large, whatever helps you get through the day.
jess6blondie9 3
Hollister and Abercrombie's jeans sizes aren't in small, medium, and large. They're in numbers such as 00, 0, etc.
anongrl 2
pretty sure she was talking about the shirts. I shop at AE and Aero and have to buy med. in shirts at aero but at AE I have to buy small. Shes right, sizes are f'd up there. I would probably have to buy a large too at abercrombie, and I weigh 103. You can't fit in smalls there unless your anorexic or a child.
NecroParade 3
Whether the sizes are messed up or not, I'd think a person would have enough sense to stop putting something on before they got stuck. I mean, it's obviously easier to get them on than off, but did she seriously think something that tight would be worth buying?
sweeetooth 4
cool story bro
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
you guys are total morons abercrombie is the kid or 'smaller' version of abercrombie and FITCH, so no duh u'd be a size large if u were stick thin
Lolpizza_fml 0
same with me! i guess those stores run small! its not your fault! :(
ribbyc80 0
9, one word, punctuation.
instnt1nfction 17
three words, nom. nom. nom
cupcakeslayer 0
number 12, please don't use big words, it might confuse number 9.
imosim 0
why must you trolls correct everyone's grammar I'm sure you knew what they meant (unless they really f'ed up) but still maybe English is a second language for them.
anongrl 2
I agree with 67, who cares?
Person1233 13
You obviously did not see her comment...
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
**** off grammar Nazis