anon
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Quickshot
Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
stillkindahorny
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been seeing. It took him longer to put the condom on than it did to finish. FML
omgdesdes
Casselberry, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he triumphantly flung the condom to the ceiling, only to have it come down and smack me in the face. FML
Mary
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML
frustrated
Killarney, Ireland 🌶️ Spicy
Today, after a long and stressful day, I started fooling around with my boyfriend. When we finally got to the main event, I found out that we couldn't, because he'd used all his condoms to make water balloons. FML
stillhorny
🌶️ Spicy
Frustrated at work
Today, my guy finally got his brother out of their house so we could try and get busy. It was going okay when he tried to put on a condom. It got soft. We messed around a little longer tried again. Then a third time. I finally just started to get dressed and he took me to work. FML
wtfjusthappened
Redmond, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I went down on the girl of my dreams. While I was down there, I started to put on a condom. As I came back up to start having sex, she told me she couldn't cheat on her boyfriend. FML
helpfulmom
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom taught my boyfriend of 2 weeks how to put on a condom. FML
besviken
Uppsala, Sweden 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had the best sex of our relationship with my boyfriend. Afterwards, he took off his condom, looked me sweetly in the eyes for a few moments, then decided to slap me in the face with it. FML
fuck but no fuck
Pretoria, South Africa 🌶️ Spicy
Bad start
Today, I finally felt ready to make love to my boyfriend for the first time. It all went great, until I tried putting the condom on him. In the process, I managed to nick his penis not once, but three times with my nails. His eyes brimmed with tears and he completely lost his erection. FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Timing
Today, my boyfriend came out of the closet. In the middle of us having sex. FML
Top comments
Dodge4x4Ram 46
baby steps are crucial when it's the 1st time
ohSNAPyall 27
The condom is an anti-baby step.
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Comments (120)
mattmsk005 8
Wtf...
nchic01 17
poor guy
Misswildsides 22
Seems he was really excited. Take it as a compliment, OP.
Ravike 17
Looks like he don't wanna waste any time not even to put a condom.
JocelynKaulitz 28
Reminds me of Raj from the Big Bang theory.
Animekid126 13
Took me 5 minutes to understand this FML... He came as in orgasmed.. Not he just came from putting one on
Chris93Jones 20
nothing gets past you, #97
Dodge4x4Ram 46
baby steps are crucial when it's the 1st time
ohSNAPyall 27
The condom is an anti-baby step.
pooldude 24
a slow clap for #29!
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
shows he hasn't been getting laid..committed!
kaylaaa01 11
Somebody was too excited.
Saruh159 13
Doesn't mean you can't still have a go!
sonshadsil94 15
That comment screams virgin.
Saruh159 13
It is possible to have sex more than one time in a day you know...
foxwasalamb 24
13- why so negative about virgins?
schwaka 17
13- Your comment screams ignorant asshole. People can go more than 1 round.
ItsFeztho 13
Round two still counts!
JayBunny 16
He'd have to use a new condom.
ohSNAPyall 27
Ordinarily I'd agree, but you want your first time to have some romance.
RedPillSucks 33
The 2nd time will last longer if he does it soon after
Fr0gs 15
Guy needs to wait like 20 minutes
SrgntSprnkls77 15
Refractory (im 63.2% certain thats the word) period is different for all men, some have one thats only a couple minutes, others could be hours
enginsteve 17
Round Two: Fight!
grogers311 20
That's a good thing, right? He should be able to "marathon pound" for a while now?
am177037 9
This should be his FML. He probably felt embarrassed af
ashtic 20
I would, seriously there is nothing worse than being a disappointment in bed.
lishajoy777 14
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Yeah there is... being disappointed...
mangelon86 15
Holy shit you're vain #73
KrazyKatz3 26
I think he got a lucky escape... sex should be trusting and you should have been understanding.
Oswin_fml 10
Well, at least you don't have to worry him not coming
WoldowJR 25
Feels like you missed a word there.
Oswin_fml 10
I meant worry about him
lilbillXD 16
-1 pump chump?
EvilLittleMan 23
When does the clock start ticking for the title of a 30-Second Man? When the raincoat has been removed from the package or when the little jimmy hat is fully in place?
jogihoppa8343 23
use of helmet is a wise decision to prevent serious injuries