Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Holes
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to put his penis in a hole in our bedroom wall. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Mrs. Ned
Incline Village, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my husband having sex with the shower wall. When I got in the shower with him he immediately went soft. FML
Sarahir
🌶️ Spicy
Classic Dave
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
lunarstrain
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
WTF dude?
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to have sex with a piece of fruit. FML
wtf
Dearborn, United States
Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
SadGf
Kinda hot
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jacking it. He wouldn't continue and let me watch. FML
GoldenTornado11
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Kylaisnefarious
Brewer, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Top tip
Today, my boyfriend made me cut a hole into the crotch of my pants so that he could discreetly fuck me in the room next to his mother's. FML
xxxzzzooo
United States 🌶️ Spicy
You've tried this before, right?
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He tried to put it in unerected. He was serious. FML
bunny
United States 🌶️ Spicy
What the…
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend humping my stuffed rabbit. I thought he was trying to be funny until I saw that he had an erection. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
That's that, then
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
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IAMYOURPINEAPPLE 9
Next time, go around to the other side and surprise him.
xAttackAttackx 25
...how big was the hole?
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Comments (174)
jdogg0119 4
Haha sounds like someone should give it up
IphonFML 6
well ur fault for not giving him enough
StoryOfTheYear 15
1- "trying to" Or get better at aiming.
1221jamw 11
Hey number 9, don't be a fuckball. only respond to respond and not to be up top.
urdirtyolduncle 15
We like to stick our thing into any holes we can find.
MineIsBigger 5
Every room should have a dick hole
n_epic_fail 14
He's essentially ******* your wall...
XxHoPPoxX 8
Technically there's always one in the house whichever room your in ;)
KeyboardWarrior 10
26 - You seem to quite enjoy the word fuckball. And what do you have against thread jacking?
levibarks 5
Rule 34, always true
jmtmxer 0
I've seen a video like that… I mean ughh ummmm ....... No I didn't ! * walks away hoping no body heard me
Zeppelin1969 5
Oh, so that's a bad thing… oops…
DryHumor 4
Ahh..Good ole glory hole.
SuperKnuckels 6
Houses need love too xD
Star928 7
Obviously he was practicing..
xAttackAttackx 25
...how big was the hole?
Liimitless 6
It doesn't matter how big it is. The point is that we've found the fourth hole!!!
rummzy 6
Will the wonders never cease =p
Dekarian 7
37- Quagmire found it first.
howdmynosego 12
Op was nailing posters in
Liimitless 6
65- yeah your right actually. Damn.
ngarcia333 0
Gibbbitty gibbittty
cmack11 0
He was probably "plastered":)
desireev 18
116- it's actually "Giggity. Giggity."
coolsk8rdude 0
who cares?
TunechiXXL 0
116 - fail at your "attempted" joke
AlaskanEskimo34 0
Tool
fl0ffy 0
116, you need to learn young one.
arcticdoctorwho 0
Why do you have a hole in your wall?
jojimugo 20
Lol was wondering that myself
ast3150 13
Holy .....
silentbutfunny 0
Im.... Mind ******....
nativepimp 1
Hey if we see a hole that Lines up perfectly with our dicks in our bedroom were going to try it at one point or another
Zeppelin1969 5
Well obviously because they havent fixed it.
AlaskanEskimo34 0
glory hole at its finest
The_Tool1 13
What else would you have a hole in your wall for?
barrk12 8
How big was the hole?
greg84_fml 21
Check 39's post and you will know.
aaron21a 0
4- you have successfully copied what 2 said.....congrats
IAMYOURPINEAPPLE 9
Next time, go around to the other side and surprise him.
ariannaimelda 7
I like where this is going giggidy giggidy goo
chickenwalrus 14
saw this in a **** once.
GoW_Chick 15
He just misses his glory hole days
komania 6
Yeah, but wouldn't the insulating make his penis itch like crazy? Doesn't seem very glorious to me...
1221jamw 11
Maybe if you let him stick it in one of your holes he wouldn't have to use the wall now would he?
StoryOfTheYear 15
Ears.... No Nostrils........ No.. Under the toenails........... No..... Sorry I'm really bad at this.
1221jamw 11
Ugh sounds like last night.
1221jamw 11
This sounded funnier before I posted it
meant2luv 2
I was thinking the same thing :p
mom0_fml 0
just checking to make sure theres no rats!
Awesome58422599 19
imagine if there were
jworret 0
Sounds hot! I feel so gay right now...
jsm007 5
U should....
JadedJarOfHearts 3
I read this and laughed. Some fml's are great.