Today, my girlfriend and I got to the stage in our relationship where she thinks its okay to change her tampon whilst I brush my teeth. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I watched my girlfriend slowly floss her teeth, and then eat what showed up on the floss. FML
Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML
Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed. My girlfriend had agreed to come over after and make sure I was okay, so I called her, saying I was done. She told me she'd made new plans, and to "just suck on a tampon, you pussy". FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into an argument while she was in the bathroom. I told her I was leaving her because she's too needy. She came out of the bathroom and threw her used tampon at me. FML
Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided we are ready for the next step in our relationship. Apparently that next step is her taking a dump with the door open. FML
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mightybrit 6
I really don't think there is any stage in a relationship where that would be okay. FYL haha
AbbyRocksYourSoc 3
Sorry for you OP. That's bloody ridiculous.
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Comments (179)
iFizzgig 11
Hey honey don't look now but I'm changing my tampon, hope your ok with that. I'm gonna run my fingers through your hair and fix your breakfast later ;)
b3tazoid 5
Dude! ****! Some of us were trying to eat lunch!
what_ever2007 11
lol! ....Maybe a good way to diet?? :P
chrissyxoxokk 5
You wash your hands after. Every women knows that. Dumbass
bettyloohoo 0
Dumbass you wash your hands!
lowie89 7
I've been married for 3 years and I would never do that in front of my hubby.. Gross! Something's should be done alone in the bathroom
MsSoulReaper 27
That's nasty. Talk to her about it! But on the brightside, she's comfortable with you.
jannielovesjack 0
Or just very impatient.
SkoomaKi 28
Just don't give eye contact and you'll be fine. Look on the bright side, she ain't on her period ;D
mvems 13
?
ElmoSaysSquishy 28
17, you do know what tampons are for right?
ManInTheMachine 20
!
SkoomaKi 28
#58 - I am aware what they are for, I'm having a dumb moment... Ignore me, I'm half asleep -.-
Dracoboxer357 36
69- *Gives you a sad pat on the shoulder and points you towards the coffee machine.* Wakey wakey! ;)
syguerra 0
its not that serious. if she thinks your at that point in the relationship to do that then u should be at the point of growing up
what_ever2007 11
Good point, imo!
12dcevin 5
I don't care how mature you are, it is still ******* disgusting to see someone take a tampon out, probably covered in blood. It is her who needs to grow up and learn her manners around others.
NoReservations 9
Don't watch your wife give birth. It's on a complete other level.
bettyloohoo 0
How is bleeding from your arm and your girlfriend wiping in off less disgusting than just seeing blood on a tampon?? It's not that bad. Men should grow the **** up. How would they like this happening to them and then others telling them how dirty and gross you are? This allows for a child to be born.
what_ever2007 11
bettyloohoo -- good points! Last time I checked, people generally don't want to feel gross, disgusting, and unwanted...and I don't think ANYONE should have to feel that way just because something NATURAL is happening to them. It's not like we can control the "gross" things our bodies do. Some people have lots of growing up to do, and come to accept the natural stuff that happens to everyone.
mayyberry 4
There is never an appropriate stage in a relationship for that!
_overandout_ 10
From women everywhere: we are so sorry that you had that unfortunate experience. Most of us - the sane ones, at least - would never dream of doing something like that :/
what_ever2007 11
I'm not sorry. My husband has no problem with my period, and I don't feel the need to hide the fact that I have a period.
ManInTheMachine 20
This isn't a case of him bitching about her period. This is a case of OP's girlfriend removing a used tampon and inserting another one, in front of him. Some things are better done in private.
what_ever2007 11
I understand that
what_ever2007 11
haha...I find it funny I got rated down for saying I understand that lol. Is understanding a bad thing? :P
NoReservations 9
Why is it so traumatizing? OP knows she has a period, he knows there will be blood, he knows tampons have to be inserted and removed. (I hope to god he doesn't think that they don't just magically appear in there, and that they just magically shoot out.)
NoReservations 9
Aw, remove the "don't."
MallowCakes 2
This. Why the hell is this such a big problem? Is everyone on this page like 14 or something? I've been with my husband for 8 years and this wouldn't bother either of us in the least and the fact that it would bother somebody boggles my mind. And ******** in the same room? So? IF you plan on being with someone for the rest of your life... you don't think your bathroom schedules are going to coincide? You're all immature as hell. Sorry.
catatonicsleep 17
you change your tampon whilst sat on the toilet, all he would see is her unwrapping a new one not it actually going in...
yoshikatshomoto 2
Haha almost equal to farting in same room no?
WeAreLegion 1
No. Not anywhere close to equal.
challan 19
Op... Sorry man, that's just wrong. Try shaving your butt crack or chewing off your own fungus infested toe nails in front of her. Ladies- no, just no! Didn't your momma raise you right?
Davick 0
I don't care how close you get in a relationship that's gross!