Today, I'm spending time with my granny, with whom I'm supposed to live with for a few weeks. I've noticed that she repeats the last word of every sentence I say, and now I'm wondering how it's possible for me to now be so horrible that I want to punch a sweet 92-year-old lady in the head. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my grandmother hates me. So much so that I've become a rotten, desperate, and overall evil person with no thoughts and considerations towards other people. My family doesn't know this, but I can never undo the damage she has done to me since birth (as she raised me). I only care about my own well-being, nothing else. FML
Today, after my mom moved our senile grandma in with us rather than find her a care home, she wakes up screaming at least once a night, and usually screams for a good few minutes. Then this morning she started throwing plates at me because she thought I was a criminal. It's only been four days. FML
Today, my psycho grandma yelled at me for being an "immature brat" by not offering to wash the dishes after dinner. I reminded her that when I offered last time, she raged at me for being "condescending." She responded by faking a heart attack and getting me indefinitely grounded. FML
Today, I decided to spend a few days at my grandma's house, to help her clean the place up a bit. So far, she's given me a "no masturbating under my roof" talk, used multiple racist slurs, and yelled "QUIET DOWN!" when I so much as sneezed in the next room. FML
Today, it's been one week since my demented grandma babysat my five-year-old daughter while my husband took me to a fancy restaurant. Now she's taken to screaming and calling me a "damn commie" whenever I discipline or say no to her. FML
Today, I was confiding in my grandma about how lonely I am and how everything in my life seems to be falling apart. While I was in mid-sentence, she rolled her eyes and made a show of removing her hearing aid. FML
Today, I had a fight with my grandma again with whom I've been living for four years due to college hostel being below par. She blamed me for destroying her kitchen equipment by extensively cooking, especially at night. I've never placed a foot inside her kitchen since the beginning. FML
Today, my grandmother told me to say "sofa king retarded" really fast. Not only did it take me several attempts to figure out what it meant, I'm now grounded by my mother for having a foul mouth. FML
Today, I decided to be nice and pay a visit to my grandma. We ended up playing Scrabble. In between passing wind that smelled like rotting eggs, she kept playing the filthiest words she could, and yelled at me whenever I checked to see if they were in the Scrabble dictionary. FML
Today, just like every day for the past two weeks, my mother has told me just how much she doesn't want me to move out. I, once again, have had to remind her that she isn't the one I'm trying to get away from. I'm not a fan of being repeatedly smacked with a coffee mug by my 78-year-old grandma. FML
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Top comments
adameeo 21
Atleast you admitted it was horrible to think it
AlaskaKid95 7
Old people test my patience too.
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akagopher 7
Thats messed up.
briandunlikelmo 0
She can probably beat your ass.
XenaWP 6
I just feel sorry for her... Poor old granny..
urdirtyolduncle 15
Don't **** with the grandmas of FML.
eurostar710 11
Life
HorsesNThorns 3
I have a friend that does that... I want to slap her.
imapyro1996 4
Her
ATSViper 15
I see what you did there
FailBear920 19
I agree #seventythree
YdoIhaveAchode 4
That's pretty ****** up, dude.
scampman 5
Not that big of a deal. Don't be so mean to granny.
AlaskaKid95 7
Old people test my patience too.
GSP101 0
Because of your pic, I'm just expecting all your comments to be bad-ass.
AlaskaKid95 7
Why thank you..?
Tools_fml 2
Dumb Ass
Mendara_fml 0
I have to admit my grandmother is a trial too. Also 92, but her memory of everything is warped more than average to "everything is about me"... And she complains I don't talk to her, but then when I do talk she tells me to shush.
boofgall 16
That sounds like my grandma too. Good lord, do we all end up like that?
celicagirl 5
i think anyone would get annoyed after a while, doesn't matter who does it. that sucks, FYL
itsame0987 18
I'd say it's f the grandma's life for having a Grandchild that wants to punch her. Poor granny, I feel worse for her than op.
adameeo 21
Atleast you admitted it was horrible to think it
zuzupetalsYO 11
That's true. Let's put every random negetive thought on FML..
ILoveEggnog 7
If she's senile it's forgivable, but I bet she's just messing with you.
PHall93 0
Asshole?
AshleighNason 24
he doesnt want to be
adrayy 4
Okay.. Do you understand the meaning of the word senile? Because last time I checked it's an attitude, not a disease. I think you completely missed the point of Eggnog's comment, which was supposed to be funny.
stuth186 7
When there that old they can get away with it
Mister_Triangle 21
But there's no excuse for anyone under the age of 92 to use the wrong form of "they're"
stuth186 7
Sure their is. See what I did there
YakuzaxGeneralz 9
No. No we don't see what you did there.
zombicidal 11
I actually did he used the wrong form again
NAAMxLOOS 11
Why thank you for pointing that out, Captain Obvious!
random_ribbons 15
Well, you know it's a horrible idea, so that counts for something. As long as you don't actually do it, it's probably fine. Just try to remember she's old, and probably can't help it. You may be there someday.
StuuPididiot 4
That's right dude
Babyseal420 7
Well if you do punch her you won't have to live with her anymore...
Babyseal420 7
As I sit here and read this I realized how very murderous this comment seems. My intention was that OP would be arrested, but sure didn't come across that way :/
maz255 10
I read your second comment with a Morgan Freeman voice in my head...that made me forgive you for what you said... Life lesson: Morgan Freeman's voice has the power to end wars.