Today, I told my sister that it wasn't classy to eat an entire box of cookies by herself. She responding by telling me it's not classy to not know who my son's father is. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to give his mother a box of chocolates and flowers for Mother's Day. She just stared at them and said, "What's this for? You're not my daughter, and never will be. But I'll keep the chocolate." FML
Today, in front of the entire family, I yelled at my mom and told her she wasn't a good parent. She responded with, "Well, at least I had friends when I was your age." FML
Today, my family yelled at me for being a "selfish disappointment." My crime? Not being able to help my sister's boyfriend do his homework while I'm working on my class finals. FML
Today, my mom bitched me out for still being single at age 19, and still not having started a family. She considers this "immoral," yet showed nothing but praise for my sister, who's pregnant at 15 and doesn't know which of three guys is the father. FML
Today, I made my mom cookies for Mother's Day. My brother took all the cookies to work as a snack, because I didn't specifically tell him that the homemade "MOM" hearts weren't meant for him. FML
Today, my brother had texted me, asking, "Why did you take Mom's chocolate? That's pathetic." I proceeded to swear on my own life that I didn't, but directly after that he sent me a picture of the wrapper in my room. FML
Today, I was babysitting my niece. While we were at the grocery store, she pointed at me and loudly announced, “She says she’s on a diet, but she eats cookies in bed!” She wasn’t wrong. The cashier raised an eyebrow. FML
Today, I told my daughter that she wasn't allowed to eat in her room, so she sat at the table and glared at me for 10 minutes while she ate. She's 15. FML
Today, my sister went into a blind rage at me for "upstaging" her by announcing that I'm pregnant, two months after she did the same. My husband and I have been trying for two years. She's in high school and doesn't even know who the father is. FML
Today, I had to explain to my mother that it's inappropriate to hit on my boyfriend when his parents are over for dinner. FML
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Top comments
Anderling 33
Don’t dish it out if you can’t take it.
Blueraspberrycat 6
What buisness of yours is it what she eats? Also seriously you dont know who the father is? I think your the last person to judge class, seriously just how much dick do you take/drugs/ drinking problem. Absolutely deserved and that poor kid to have such a classless mother.
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Blueraspberrycat 6
What buisness of yours is it what she eats? Also seriously you dont know who the father is? I think your the last person to judge class, seriously just how much dick do you take/drugs/ drinking problem. Absolutely deserved and that poor kid to have such a classless mother.
senin 5
goated comment.
JackWood 21
Sibling one up manship and you lost. It's best not to comment on sibling weaknesses. js
Anderling 33
Don’t dish it out if you can’t take it.
Dr_Alex 10
Well, dude, she isn't wrong, you know.
TomeDr 25
ZZZIIIIIINNNNNGGGG!!!
RichardPencil 32
That escalated quickly!
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Ooooo, burn!!! But seriously, I've never understood how a woman can't know the father of her child. If you're sleeping around that much, you shouldn't be allowed to have kids.
BurnInDemonFire 39
If only you were able to shut your legs as fast as your sister made you shut your mouth.
princess_stabitty 20
Oh that BURN.
bleuroze 4
On the scale of classy, she's definitely more so.