Today, the man who has been my stepfather for six years, has forgotten how old I am. However, he remembers exactly how much my real father owes him for child support. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the man who fired me from my job became my stepfather. FML
Today, I met my biological father for the first time. He seemed to be slightly intoxicated from the outset, and less than half an hour later, he had tried to intimidate me into "loaning" him several hundred euros for reasons he wouldn't tell me. So long, "dad". FML
Today, my ex-husband officially became my stepdad. FML
Today, I overheard my six year-old step-son playing with his sister and cousin. His sister was the baby, cousin the step-dad, and he got to be “the best one” because he was the "real dad." FML
Today, I got the guts to call my dad for the first time in nine years. He said he "almost didn't remember" he "had another daughter." Another? FML
Today, I learned that, just like in the movies, your ex-boyfriend can eventually wind up being your stepfather. FML
Today, I found out that my 50-year-old Father is the 'Sugar Daddy' to a 20-year-old. He wasted my college funds on her, which I have been dutifully saving for ever since I was 10. FML
Today, my father who left my family over 10 years ago and never contacted us or paid child support, poked me on Facebook. FML
Today, my youngest of four children turned 18. It was also the same day that my ex-wife called to tell me that after 18 years of paying child support, I wasn't the father. FML
Today, I let my step-father know exactly what I thought of him. After a few moments of awkward silence, he leaned towards me and quietly whispered, "Well you're adopted. Your parents never loved you." FML
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Top comments
ShadowPunkChick 1
Your father doesn't owe your stepfather anything. He owes your mother. But still that sucks. put a few extra candles on his next birthday cake?
krushr 3
What a deadbeat.
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Comments (46)
krushr 3
What a deadbeat.
DocBastard 40
And apparently you don't have to use periods.
KingDingALing 9
Ehh..it's ok. I'm bad with remembering how old people are to. :(
babyyappld 7
are you serious? your friends aren't your parents but you expect them to know your age no?
tj79 3
hmm doesn't sound like he is a loving step father. plus the money goes to your mom if he wants to get technical. I say this because the court awarded it to her. go take a dump in the driver's seat of his car, piss into the ac vents, and rub limburger cheese on the exhuast manifolds, and coat the radiator with grated parm.
zkchild 0
Your age or money. Hmm......
zkchild 0
Your age or money. Hmmm....
bitchofbadassery 14
Dude, what?
talldude4u 3
Ouch, good memory for numbers though :D
officeradvil 8
age is a number...
babyyappld 7
25 = win
ifailplzinsultme 0
only the numbers he cares about
jocelyng_fml 0
that just sucks
sitog93 0
that sucks....at lest he remembers something
UrLiFsuX 4
So your going to pay him back right?
jocelyng_fml 0
u read it wrong
UrLiFsuX 4
no, just pointing out that since the real dad isn't around the next in line sibling pays the debt lol. was a joke
starberries 0
Didn't make sense.
bente123 6
I keep forgetting how old my parents are, it's not a really big deal, is it?
IWABO2_ 0
#7- #10 :D
iwabo 9
2 bc iwabo was taken, huh...
christa953 12
so? my real dad doesn't know how old I am?!
LeeIsAwesome 0
That's not bad. My own biological parents forget how old I am.
KittehKatt 0
awww :/ I'm sorry OP