Today, I fainted because of a condition I have. My husband, who was standing right there, failed to catch me because he didn't want to drop his yogurt. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
Today, I passed out when my blood sugar dropped. Three times. And each time, my roommate, who was right next to me, just let me fall because he liked the way my face looked. FML
Charming
Today, I passed out while I was with my boyfriend in his garden. I woke up on the concrete just outside his house. Apparently, he'd tried to carry me in, but because he was too weak, he gave up and went to watch TV. FML
Brotherly love
Today, I felt dizzy and light-headed. So I sat down at the top of my stairs calling my brother who was downstairs, for help because I was scared something was wrong with me. He called back "No, I'm eating." I fainted. When I woke up, I was still alone upstairs and he was still eating downstairs. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend passed out on the floor. Then I passed out, due to anxiety of seeing him passed out. FML
Slow down
Today, while rushing to work, I tried eating a yogurt while walking. I tripped on absolutely nothing, flung the spoon behind me, and somehow launched the yogurt straight up. It landed squarely on my head, and it looked like a bird had shat on me. FML
Bad timing
Today, I went to the grocery store with my boyfriend. I wasn't feeling well so I wasn't paying too much attention to his usual antics. Since he thought I was ignoring him, he decided to grab me roughly by the stomach to give me a hug. I ended up puking right in the middle of the aisle. FML
Today, at work, I fainted and hit my head. When I told my boyfriend, he said, “Why does it matter?” FML
Dizzy
Today, I fainted in my bathroom, full on naked and sprawled out on my bathroom floor. When I came to, I was in pain from landing on my side and very disoriented. I sat up and could see my husband just roll over in bed and go to sleep. He didn’t even ask me if I was OK. FML
Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML
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amerwin 3
What flavor was it?
deformedsurf 0
Men shouldn't be eating yogurt anyway. He should be eating platefuls of bacon. That's the only excuse to let you fall, massive amounts of bacon!
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Comments (140)
Slim_Shadyy_fml 0
oooooo, that sucks. get a new husband hahahaha
harmoo_fml 0
for reals :(
rallets 23
if he had a gogurt, he couldve ate his yogurt and saved you with his other hand
shhhh_x0 0
I wouldn't wanna drop my yogurt either. I mean come on, haven't you guys seen the commercials ? you can eat key-lime pie & lose weight at the same time ! suck it up OP, your boyfriends staying healthy for you while you're over here fainting all over the place. selfish.
Hgielad_720 0
Wow OP, would you really wanna clean up that mess when you woke up? Stop being such a whiny bitch, geez. :)
landland 0
honestly somebody fainting and falling is pretty hard to predict so by the time it comes to mind...it's probably too late...unless he was directly behind op. chances are the the husband is not a jerk and a lot of people needa learn some common sense
iRyanJr 0
#45 Could you have edited anymore?
bigblue95 0
evem if he was willing to drop his yogurt he probably wldnt have caught u in time.
Hgielad_720 0
64, I didn't even edit that much. No need to be rude. All I did was brighten the picture and I don't care if you believe me.
iRyanJr 0
Brightening is editing. And I'll be rude if I want to. Who are you to tell me how to act? You're a no one.
Slim_Shadyy_fml 0
*cat fight*
iRyanJr 0
Haha. But I has gun.
breegee 0
i don't blame him. like oh come on i mean who doesn't like yogurt right? yogurts are healthy and delish. lol :)
stronghand0331 17
Yogurt is clearly the most important meal of the day. You have breakfast, brunch, lunch time, mid-day snack, hammer-time, YOGURT time!!!, dinner and dessert. He was getting his nutrients. Man UP!
iRyanJr 0
I is no moar gun. ;(
seanders 10
**** you OP. That yogurt was a once in a lifetime chance, where you'll be around until he dies, or you. I'm assuming you, since you'll propably pick somewhere hilarious and deadly to faint one day.
Baileybby18 0
dear op, yur hubbyy sucks! I'm pretty sure there's more in the fridge &&nd only one yu. thankk Jesus yu didnt fall bakk &&nd hit yur head. &&nd this is all(:
iheartowls 0
66- Here you are telling somebody that there is no reason to be rude. Please take a look at your comment where you called the OP a whiny bitch. Can we say, the pot calling the kettle black?
KiwiExchange 16
what an asshole.
iwuvwolfz 0
See? This is the kinda wife I won't want... they whine if you don't catch them(for example) and whine if you make a mess...(for example)
Fumo 0
ydi for making a man choose between yogurt or women.
Hgielad_720 0
88, if you didn't get it, my comment was a joke. I was just kidding. Get a sense of humor, geez. 67, I said I didn't edit THAT MUCH. So learn to read before you make some stupid comment telling me that I'm a no one. At least I have a picture of myself up, unlike some people.
kappaaa 12
108 its pretty edited dude. Plus you look like a dick.
AjaxF 0
Ha ha ha! Classic!
iRyanJr 0
I prefer funny pics; making people laugh out loud/laugh to themselves is what I do. Also, I could easily google a random picture and put it up, like many others on this website.
Hgielad_720 0
109, I'm so glad you know how much I edited my picture. And please enlighten me, how do I look like a dick? 117, I understand that and your pictures are funny, but it offends me when you attack my picture for no reason.
platypussies 0
oops meant 37
xxrogerthatxx 19
Wow @85, your 21 and still ryht lyk dis???
livrox 0
first!! ur husbands a herk
Freeze_fml 17
Double fail.
PixiiLuv 0
*second
Primus_fml 0
Actually triple fail.
PixiiLuv 0
actually quadruple. *second *your *husband's *jerk
Freeze_fml 17
Comment bug caught 2 fails in 1 spot. Super fail.
PixiiLuv 0
wft? can you edit comments? it changed ;o
10_4Franky 0
OMG. That made me laugh.
strikeeagle 3
lol: Double fail, triple fail, OVER FAIL, Failtacular, Failtrocity, Failimanjaro, Failtastrophe, Failpocalypse and Failionaire!
shhhh_x0 0
never knew there were so many words to describe the failure that has just occurred up there. ^ thank you.
feral_pandas 0
lol Halo nerd
gladstone123 5
Failtality!
Stormblessed 0
lol 38, I'd personally prefer "double fail," "multi fail," "ultra fail," "M-M-M-M-M-MONSTER FAIL!" However, in today's day and age, I suppose a Halo reference will have to suffice. As for OP: it disappoints me to say this, but it doesn't matter who the man is in relation to you, chivalry of any kind is all but dead in the world, or hadn't you noticed.?
acisking 1
or not......
amerwin 3
What flavor was it?
BigK_Diet_Cola 1
If it was Yo-Crunch the OP should understand.
harmoo_fml 0
or cherry
limestone819 0
LOL
ohmylifewtf 0
fail flavour
meowmeowwkitty 0
atleast it was healthy!
RachelHellYeah 0
Haha! What kind of yogurt was it? Because if it was yummy, I would have let you fall too!
Rawrzie 0
yogurttt :)
alyssaax3 0
lmfao ! yogurt ? haha
sepdps 0
some husband:(
dannyboy66 7
ahhhhhh save the yogurt!!!!!!!!
blacknazi818 0
Well everyone knows that yogurt is way more important than bitches!! So YDI u dumb bitch
Hgielad_720 0
Um, I just wanna say that I freakin' love your picture, sir. :)
sweetdreams20 0
or maybe he just didn't want to help u anyways :( sorry girl