Today, I snuck into my aunt's house while she was working to raid her pantry, like I do most days. Excited for a snack cake, I went to the pantry. Apparently she'd found out, because there was a lock on it. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I went to sneakily grab a snack without waking up my roommate. I was being extra quiet, tiptoeing like a ninja. I opened the fridge door slowly, but managed to knock over a stack of Tupperware boxes. The crash was so loud it could’ve woken the dead. My roommate appeared in the doorway, not amused. FML
Today, I went to visit a friend I hadn't seen in ages who lives alone out in the country. I arrived and found the front door unlocked but no one was home. I went in anyway and helped myself to some food. Then a family I had never seen before came in, and I realized it wasn't my friend's house. FML
Today, I tried to sneak a snack from the kitchen without waking anyone up. In my stealthy quest for a late night sandwich, I managed to knock over a stack of pots of pans and woke up the entire frat house. FML
Today, I snuck out of the house for a night on the town. When I got back, I found all the doors and windows bolted shut. My sister's laughing face at my bedroom window suggests I'll be spending the rest of the night outside. FML
Today, I was babysitting my niece when we decided to play hide and seek. I went in the shed, and waited. After waiting a while, I went to go back inside to see what was happening. I saw my niece had locked all the doors and was eating cookies on the kitchen bench. FML
Today, I was so ashamed of being broke that instead of asking my parents for money, I snuck into their house while they were at work to steal some of their food. FML
Today, I was secretly snacking on my roommate’s chips. I heard her coming, so I shoved the chips under my bed and pretended to read. She came in, sniffed the air, and said, "I know you stole my chips. The evidence is on your face." I had orange cheese dust all over my mouth. FML
Today, I discovered a drawer full of chocolates, cookies and baked goods in my house. When I asked my sister what the drawer was, she told me that my mom thought it would be a good idea to hide the fattening foods from me. My entire family had known about the food drawer, except me. FML
Today, my mom walked into my room to talk to me. I was surprised because we don't talk much. I was left with a smile on my face after she left, until I realized she'd stolen all the candy on my desk while I wasn't looking. FML
Today, I came back to my apartment to see that my roommate had left out bread, deli meat, and cheese on the counter, so I made myself a sandwich. When she came back, she informed me that she found bugs in the fridge and took out all the food she thought would be contaminated. FML
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Dumbum123 19
If your broke, then at least ask if you can raid your Aunts stuff, then replace it when you can. Don't just steal her stuff. Family doesn't mean "take what you want without permission." It's really stupid that I have to say this. I really hope you weren't expecting sympathy when you posted this.
dreams2383 20
that's what you get for being a freeloader
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Dumbum123 19
If your broke, then at least ask if you can raid your Aunts stuff, then replace it when you can. Don't just steal her stuff. Family doesn't mean "take what you want without permission." It's really stupid that I have to say this. I really hope you weren't expecting sympathy when you posted this.
dreams2383 20
that's what you get for being a freeloader
Anderling 33
Honestly, she could’ve started the legal route instead and I would not have been sad for you.
mike3775 39
Just ask her if you can take one, it’s not hard
Hangryko 32
YDI. Buy your own snacks.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Well, at the very least, she was probably wondering why her food kept magically disappearing. YDI for not asking permission before taking her food. Whatever your situation, be it you're struggling financially or you're just a greedy leech, it's not okay to just take something. That's called stealing, which is punishable in the eyes of the law.