Today, my girlfriend and I got to the stage in our relationship where she thinks its okay to change her tampon whilst I brush my teeth. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I watched my girlfriend slowly floss her teeth, and then eat what showed up on the floss. FML
Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML
Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed. My girlfriend had agreed to come over after and make sure I was okay, so I called her, saying I was done. She told me she'd made new plans, and to "just suck on a tampon, you pussy". FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into an argument while she was in the bathroom. I told her I was leaving her because she's too needy. She came out of the bathroom and threw her used tampon at me. FML
Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided we are ready for the next step in our relationship. Apparently that next step is her taking a dump with the door open. FML
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Top comments
mightybrit 6
I really don't think there is any stage in a relationship where that would be okay. FYL haha
AbbyRocksYourSoc 3
Sorry for you OP. That's bloody ridiculous.
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Comments (179)
ziggishark 4
It's a natural thing that shouldn't be a big deal. I'd hate to see if you guys got married because guess what, there's a lot more 'nastier' things you guys will be doing in the bathroom with the other in it as well. Grow up
NostalgiaFreak9 43
It may seem nasty when you think about it, but think about it this way; at least she's comfortable in front of you.
Chakiato 11
What's the problem?
wenediekatt 18
Guys will have sex with a girl on her period but they can't handle this..?
rugbyboi 12
I didn't even know that stage existed in a relationship...
sophie0908 16
Wtf's wrong with you? You put your dick in there and yet are still so childish you can't stand to see her change out her tampon? Yeah sure it's a bit gross, there's nasty looking blood and discharge but unless she's displaying it on the ****** counter it's in the trash can within 7 secs of being taken out. You probably didn't even see the actual used tampon. Either way, grow the **** up. It's a completely natural part of being a woman and if you want to be with one, you're going to have to learn to deal with this shit, same as we do.
Shabnam Moghal 14
bloody hell!
numbyhi 7
What the **** is wrong with everyone? Periods aren't gross and nor are tampons. Grow the **** up and stop shaming some woman who clearly thinks her husband is mature enough to handle seeing a little blood on a string. When will this period hate end?! I change my tampon in front of my boy allllll the time. He doesn't give a shit. :///
Kara_araK 24
Oh the horror!!!! A woman who you either live with or visit often enough to have a toothbrush in the bathroom is changing a tampon while you are in the bathroom? How could she?! Why didn't she do it after you left? It's probably because she feels comfortable enough with you to not care, (and women can't control how often they need to change their tampons), but I doubt she realised you were going to be such a child about it.