Today, I met a girl I used to make fun of in high school. She was taking my fingerprints after I was arrested. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I ran into a good friend at work. I work at a jail. She doesn't. FML
Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a picture a popular girl I don't talk to had posted of her fake ID. She had used my full name and identical signature. FML
Today, I went out to lunch with two old friends from high school. While at the restaurant, we saw a girl who we graduated with. The girl gave both of them hugs, then introduced herself to me. FML
Today, a girl I've never met before came up to me and punched me in the face, because she wanted to get suspended. FML
Today, a girl I've been talking to online for a while asked me if I wanted to meet her in person. Two hours of driving later, I end up at her house. When she opened the door, she screamed and called the cops on me. While detained, she called my phone asking why I never showed up today. FML
Today, I went to meet my girlfriend's parents at her sister's play. The moment I introduced myself, I realized that her father was my probation officer. FML
Today, bouncing at a local bar. I I.D.'d a girl with a group of people. I told her that next time she used a fake I.D., she at least should get one with a picture that looked like her. She started crying and ran off. A guy told me that she had been in a car wreck, and had been badly disfigured. FML
Today, the girl who works at the liquor store came to where I work. She recognized me. FML
Today, I was arrested for a crime that happened 27 years ago. I'm only 21. FML
Today, I'm a police officer who had the honor of arresting my girlfriend of 3 months for prostitution. All of my coworkers at the station know her and won't stop giving me judging looks. FML
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Top comments
TheSnakeDoctor20 17
It's funny how people like you turn out.
Zedd_fml 8
Karma is a bitch,ain't it.
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Comments (256)
Greendaycheese 12
Feels good, doesn't it?
corleon198425 22
YDI have fun in jail karma's a bitch bitch
LadySigyn 17
And this people, is a prime example of treat other the way you want to be treated. Because otherwise, Karma is gonna get you for being a bitch. YDI OP.
hellfire725 1
Karmas a bitch
DeadxManxWalking 27
Who said YLS? It's a total YDI
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Other retards like her.
tsk14 9
Karma is a bitch and that bitch ain't beautiful :|
perdix 31
Revenge of the Civil Service Bureaucrats! I was hoping she'd be your judge :(
Zachthejoker 10
Awkward...
LittleGreenPaola 23
The law of retaliation!
debbster7 18
I bet she was singing, "Sweet, Sweet, Sweet Victory!"