Today, after I requested a sick day, a very close co-worker texted her boyfriend that I'm a bitch for pretending to have the same rare illness that she recently suffered. She said it was unlikely, disrespectful and unfair that I didn't even look sick. I know this because she texted me instead. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Annoying
Today, my boyfriend called work because he is sick. Then he called me four times while I was working, to complain that I was working, and then he got mad when I told him I was sick and worked a double shift two days in a row, because apparently that's "insensitive" of me. FML
Today, despite having a stomach bug, I went into work, as my boss is overseas and had warned me not to take any sick leave until she returned. After 4 hours and vomiting twice, I left. She found out and sent me an email bitching me out for coming in sick. FML
Today, I was sick, so I emailed my co-workers with a list of my hours, asking if anyone would be willing to cover them for me. I only got one hour covered, and that was during a day I don't even work. FML
Seize the day
Today, I dragged myself to work, suffering from a bad cold. My boss quietly told me to go home and rest, to avoid spreading it around the office. I thought it odd since he dislikes me so much, but I did as he said. He called later in the day to suspend me for leaving work early. FML
Inspirational
Today, I called in sick to work. My boss told me there's no excuse for sick days, because she once came in to work while suffering from pneumonia. Apparently, that's supposed to be impressive and inspiring. I don't know about you, but bad medical decisions aren't very inspirational to me. FML
Today, I came home sick. After a while I received a text message. I thought it was a sweet "How are you baby?" from my boyfriend. It wasn't. He sent: "Hey, I'm going to work now. Please do not disturb. Thank you!" FML
It's catching
Today, I was feeling really sick at work. I messaged my boss whether his girlfriend, who also works there, could cover me. He then came down, shouting at me that whatever illness I have, I've also passed on to his girlfriend. I'm pregnant. FML
Emergency
Today, I called into work because of a family emergency. My boss was understanding; my coworker? He tore me a new one because his wife wanted him to take the day off, which he didn't because it was going to be a tough day at work. He also threatened to find a way he could get me fired. FML
Make your mind up
Today, I went to work despite having a nasty cold. I didn't call up sick because last week when I called in, my boss said I was being "unprofessional and unacceptable." My boss sent me home with a written warning today, claiming that coming to work sick was "unprofessional and unacceptable." FML
This good enough for ya?
Today, my boss was skeptical when I told her I had a terrible migraine and needed to go home for the day early. I removed all her doubts by puking over her. FML
Top comments
krad204 21
Your co-worker is a disrespectful bitch, does it even matter what she says?
ManInTheMachine 20
So because it's rare, it's impossible for you to have it? Unless you have leprosy, she's being a very presumptuous bitch.
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Comments (101)
alychick 5
Well she's ****** up. Sorry OP get better soon!!
astoryofroses 9
"disrespectful and UNFAIR..." Wow she has problems
_Oblivion_ 12
Give it to her again.
mzrobinson 13
If she's such a "close" co-worker, she wouldn't have any reason to not believe you. Sounds like she's jealous that you look better sick than she does. /:
efefef211 5
It sounds to me like she's the disrespectful one here.
thawny_fml 21
If it's a rare illness she just suffered then chances are it's contagious. Fortunately for you her decreased intelligence isn't.
krad204 21
Your co-worker is a disrespectful bitch, does it even matter what she says?
reallytho3 11
Who needs pockets when u have laxatives
Dblocker 18
That's when you reply back, "Faked being sick so I can hook up with my co-worker's boyfriend, hope she doesn't find out."
doctorhook86 25
25: Who needs to reply to the correct FML when you could reply to another one?
reallytho3 11
Dammit that was comedy gold too.... I'm getting buried lol
DocBastard 40
Reallytho - It wouldn't have been gold on the right FML either. Brass maybe...or perhaps pewter. But gold? No.
reallytho3 11
Pewter? Wow I learned something today lol
SystemofaBlink41 27
57- have you never played pokemon??
hausmad1 3
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
If she's a close co worker than it is possible, you wud be near her and able to catch the virus
Slender_Man 6
Close as in a friend
Feared 9
52- close as friends you mean. Nothing sexual was written to determine that op was inside of her.
ASD_K 11
Do you mind if I smash your face in with a dictionary? It's clearly the only thing you do with them.
just_anonymous 8
You guys are kind of moronic.. At least whoever of you thumbed down #4 or is trying to give him/her crap for what was said When did #4 say they where close sexually?? Close could mean that they work in close proximity, possibly share the same office, or work in cubicles right next to each other, or even that they are just close friends and hang out often. Simple shit like that.. You guys just like to be negative and picks fights..
zandalee 20
84 & 73 - I agree whole- heartedly with you both. It seems like somedays some of the FML community have a wedgie up their arses. This is supposed to be a happy environment people, for giggles and laughs! Lighten up please!
ManInTheMachine 20
So because it's rare, it's impossible for you to have it? Unless you have leprosy, she's being a very presumptuous bitch.
SarcasticUnicorn 9
What if OP does have leprosy? O.o
tisvana20 6
Then they must have an armadillo outbreak at their business...
SB1010 0
You caught it from her... What a bitch.
perdix 31
You mean the same rare disease she pretended to have? Uromycetisis?
Bullpine 11
I hope you remembered to present your permit.
ALpein 0
Stickittothemanneosis.
blahblahblah5_x 13
She's just jealous that you don't look sick ;)
Welshite 40
Family members do this to me all the time. I suffer from food allergies which give me unusual symptoms. If anyone in my family exhibit similar symptoms they automatically assume they have the same food allergies as I do. It's frustrating how often I have to explain that they are fine.
lissalove17 8
That really isn't like anything OP said at all.
Welshite 40
I didn't explain myself well. I have allergies. When someone in my family says they have an allergy to baker's yeast because they have a slight headache; it's like a slap in the face to me. There they are happily munching on a sandwich, whereas if I tried the same I would experience excruciating migraines and acute nausea. They don't experience the sensation of insects crawling under their skin over their entire body, or have ever felt the panic of having lips, tongue, or throat swell to the point of near asphyxiation. I don't have a disease or illness, thankfully. But imagine the coworkers life. She has to live daily with her illness, and what she might perceive as serious is different from other people. She might think a sick day is necessary for one of those "serious" days. So when she sees another coworker leaving with the excuse of being sick, her illness might be the only thing she can think of that necessitates such measures. Sorry it's so long, but I hope I explained myself better.
gribbles 12
I can't thumb down your comment on the app because it's too long. So this is me, thumbing down your comment.
Welshite 40
So be it. But there are always two sides to any story.
ygdrassil 17
32 - Fortunately, yours was short enough for me to thumb down.
Jaxx66 21
So basically what you're saying (from what I understand) is that you condone what OP's co-worker is doing? What I see in your comment is its ok to think "I'm much worse off, my life sucks much worse. Why is that weak petty piece of shit acting like they even have a problem, when it's so much tinier than mine and I'm still here." Sounds to me like a self-loathing person who wants everyone around them to be miserable too. Well, we can't all just live with our illness and think "someone always has it worse, and they aren't whining. I'm going to be strong." but try to remember; don't look down on someone unless you are helping them up. We all have our own problems. And we all deal with them differently. As for your family. If it bothers you that you hang with a bunch of hypochondriacs, ignore them.. When they have their 'panic' moment, keep going about your business.
Welshite 40
No I'm saying it's jealousy. Plain and simple. The coworker obviously was venting to her boyfriend and accidentally texted her close friend. Haven't you ever complained to someone?
alycion 39
I have a mystery illness as we been calling it. I've been to so many docs and still no true answer. My sister also has it. I developed it after her. In trying to research the problem I've met hundreds if not thousands more out there. I do get frustrated when someone belittles what we are going through. But if someone claimed to have the same symptoms I wouldn't consider that belittling. While I wouldn't wish what I have on anyone it is nice to know that I'm not alone in it. I swear sometimes people just want to feel special over medical conditions and get extra attention and act like they are the only one who could possibly be suffering.
LadySigyn 17
61- Close friend who happened to be OP, a co-worker.
zandalee 20
Welshite, I feel for you. What is with everyone else today? All of the negativity and thumbdowns?! Cheer up people it is nearly the weekend. Lighten up!
NeDaroft 5
The truth always comes out , one way or another.
Kyle225 3
Looks like that she is the bitch