Today, I met a girl I used to make fun of in high school. She was taking my fingerprints after I was arrested. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I ran into a good friend at work. I work at a jail. She doesn't. FML
Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a picture a popular girl I don't talk to had posted of her fake ID. She had used my full name and identical signature. FML
Today, I went out to lunch with two old friends from high school. While at the restaurant, we saw a girl who we graduated with. The girl gave both of them hugs, then introduced herself to me. FML
Today, a girl I've never met before came up to me and punched me in the face, because she wanted to get suspended. FML
Today, a girl I've been talking to online for a while asked me if I wanted to meet her in person. Two hours of driving later, I end up at her house. When she opened the door, she screamed and called the cops on me. While detained, she called my phone asking why I never showed up today. FML
Today, I went to meet my girlfriend's parents at her sister's play. The moment I introduced myself, I realized that her father was my probation officer. FML
Today, bouncing at a local bar. I I.D.'d a girl with a group of people. I told her that next time she used a fake I.D., she at least should get one with a picture that looked like her. She started crying and ran off. A guy told me that she had been in a car wreck, and had been badly disfigured. FML
Today, the girl who works at the liquor store came to where I work. She recognized me. FML
Today, I was arrested for a crime that happened 27 years ago. I'm only 21. FML
Today, I'm a police officer who had the honor of arresting my girlfriend of 3 months for prostitution. All of my coworkers at the station know her and won't stop giving me judging looks. FML
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Top comments
TheSnakeDoctor20 17
It's funny how people like you turn out.
Zedd_fml 8
Karma is a bitch,ain't it.
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Comments (256)
hateevryone 15
Oh I bet she's loving it. And she should.
ManInTheMachine 20
And what, pardon my ignorance, was that? That people who get arrested aren't, in any way shape or form, at fault? Sure, there are some corrupt courts that put people away with little to no evidence, but those are few and far between. The rest are most definitely at fault. I guess DUIs don't make you a bad person, right? Or how about accidents involving a compromised driver? Or murders? Pray tell, O wise one, what qualifies to you as a 'justifiable arrest'.
gregorygreg87 12
Epic win for Karma
gloria89108 1
Payback sometimes is really a BITCH !!!
ManInTheMachine 20
space_face: Laws are created for the safety of the general public. POLICE are there for the general public. They sure as hell aren't doing it for the money, because their pay isn't that hot, so I doubt they're wasting their time arresting people 'for ***** and giggles'. Following rules doesn't make you a pawn, it makes you a law-abiding citizen, with rights and privileges. But sure, go ahead and do something stupid and illegal and get your ass arrested. And please, make sure you record it for the rest of us.
nyia_fml 4
Ha! You desevered it!
nyia_fml 4
Ha! You deserved it!
Dravite 9
This is rich ... Who's on the upside now?
1soda1pOp1 6
This made my day. Thought you were better than that girl in high school, huh? Still think so?
alfred07 18
It's things like this that make me think that Karma could actually exist.