Today, I met a girl I used to make fun of in high school. She was taking my fingerprints after I was arrested. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I ran into a good friend at work. I work at a jail. She doesn't. FML
Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a picture a popular girl I don't talk to had posted of her fake ID. She had used my full name and identical signature. FML
Today, I went out to lunch with two old friends from high school. While at the restaurant, we saw a girl who we graduated with. The girl gave both of them hugs, then introduced herself to me. FML
Today, a girl I've never met before came up to me and punched me in the face, because she wanted to get suspended. FML
Today, a girl I've been talking to online for a while asked me if I wanted to meet her in person. Two hours of driving later, I end up at her house. When she opened the door, she screamed and called the cops on me. While detained, she called my phone asking why I never showed up today. FML
Today, I went to meet my girlfriend's parents at her sister's play. The moment I introduced myself, I realized that her father was my probation officer. FML
Today, bouncing at a local bar. I I.D.'d a girl with a group of people. I told her that next time she used a fake I.D., she at least should get one with a picture that looked like her. She started crying and ran off. A guy told me that she had been in a car wreck, and had been badly disfigured. FML
Today, the girl who works at the liquor store came to where I work. She recognized me. FML
Today, I was arrested for a crime that happened 27 years ago. I'm only 21. FML
Today, I'm a police officer who had the honor of arresting my girlfriend of 3 months for prostitution. All of my coworkers at the station know her and won't stop giving me judging looks. FML
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TheSnakeDoctor20 17
It's funny how people like you turn out.
Zedd_fml 8
Karma is a bitch,ain't it.
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Comments (256)
Melpomena 4
If I could click YDI a thousand times I would. I was bullied in school and I can quite imagine what was she thinking while she was taking your fingerprints.
sweetmama88 6
Didn't your mother teach you , what goes around, comes back to you twice as hard.
pantherpride98 10
Three times fold actually
brittneyhuggs 1
Bruuutal !
Kitsi 14
"A girl I used to harass became something good and I became a criminal douche. FML"
DocBastard 40
On behalf of all people who were bullied as children, please allow me to say this: HAHAHAHAHAHA!! You reap what you sow, asshole. **** you, **** you again, and just when you think you're done getting ******, **** you one last time.
Sanch101 7
Such a sweet feeling.
sweetmama88 6
I bet you were one of those kids that got bulled , I'm so sorry for you, people can be so mean .
vbmg152 19
Docbastard Excellent answer! OP deserves whatever they get!
dixiefoxx 22
Awesome comment! I hope the OP gets locked up for a long time, whatever crime they committed, bullies suck. End of story.
jem970 19
Doc have any of your bullies come through the ER that you know of? I hope you got or will get your revenge on them:)
DocBastard 40
jem970 - Nope. I don't live in the same city where I grew up, so the chances of that happening are rather small.
DocBastard 40
Space_face - What kind of dumbass attitude is that? You're blaming "society" for prosecuting lawbreakers? How about, oh I don't know, blaming the idiots who BREAK THE LAW? Following the law doesn't make you a sheep, you ignorant ******* twit, it makes you a good citizen. Seriously, where do you idiots come from?
browneyed 7
i love how OP called themselves "The Beautiful One". Being a bully isn't very attractive, and obviously didn't help you from being a criminal...
noisebox 1
Revenge is sweet
Shrike 24
Still you, and not just because you're one of the lowest grade trolls I've seen for a while.
kitten1323 19
You deserve it. Have fun in jail. Stuck up bitch