Today, bouncing at a local bar. I I.D.'d a girl with a group of people. I told her that next time she used a fake I.D., she at least should get one with a picture that looked like her. She started crying and ran off. A guy told me that she had been in a car wreck, and had been badly disfigured. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I got into an accident and my car was totaled. My friends then took me out to a bar for a drink to make me feel better. It appears that the police officer I'd spoken to had kept my I.D. by mistake and I couldn't get into the bar. FML
Today, I contacted a girl who dropped her ID at a club last night. I offer to drive 2 hours to return her ID to her. She is thrilled. When I arrive, she gives me a strange look, takes the ID, and runs back into her house. A two hour drive without even a thank you. FML
Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a picture a popular girl I don't talk to had posted of her fake ID. She had used my full name and identical signature. FML
Today, I got shitfaced at a club. A cute girl I'd met earlier in the evening offered to drive me home in my car and spend the night with me. She crashed my car and did a runner before the cops showed up. They wouldn't believe my story. I now have a wrecked car and a DUI. FML
Today, I was relaxing alone at a bar when I was approached by the most gorgeous woman I've ever seen. She was too good to be true, so I asked, "Is this some kind of a prank?" She immediately turned around and left. She thought I was calling her ugly. I'll never see her again. FML
Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML
Today, a cute thirty-ish chick walked into the bar I work in. I asked her for her license to make her feel young. She didn't have her license on her and started yelling about how stupid it was to even ask, when she obviously was old enough to drink. She then got up and left. FML
Today, I met a great girl at a party. We talked alone, and she made me promise I'd dance with her later. When I saw her later, she was unconscious, and in an ambulance. She'd collapsed, and the entire party assumed I'd spiked her drink. FML
Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML
Today, I saw a drunk guy hitting on a girl sitting alone at the bar. She insisted that her boyfriend was there, but he didn't relent. So I went over and put my arm around her and asked "Who's this guy?" He walked away, but then I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was her boyfriend. He broke my arm. FML
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Likalotbear 0
Not your fault. You didn't know.
eastmanwolf 0
Well then she should have updated her I.D.
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Comments (289)
inevitable408 0
Damn dude, that's f'd up.. hahah.. Dang, she probably offed herself that night.
YANKSFAN4EVER 0
FHerL man that sucks.
gojira666 7
Whoa. Thats hardcore.
Poison93_fml 0
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Dude, dont just judge people like that.
truelyawesome 0
it's his job!!! what she expect? get a new picture
Daniel_great 0
don't just judge people?!?!? u moron wats he supposed to do? "ok this looks nothin like you" hmmm go ahead in
CitizenSnipz 0
Some people just don't think about it from OP's PoV. It's not yer fault, you didn't know!
hutch66 13
Is OP supposed to expect that everyone gets into bad car wrecks that disfigure their face. It's definitely not OP's fault.
rampersaud 10
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Your really stupid. No offends hun
thecreepypotato 0
You're **
SynysterNero 20
You dumbass he was doing his job. What's he supposed to say? "Oh you look nothing like your I'd but go on in."
yungmumma88 10
its his JOB to judge people like that! However the wisecrack was uncalled for. a simple statement that the pic doesn't look like her so more id is required would have been sufficient.
Xx_Slayer_xX 22
*Chuckles* You should check your spelling before you insult someone on their intelligence. You did not use the proper You're, and you didn't really get Offense right either. What do I know though.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
#268 The irony is killing me.
Likalotbear 0
Not your fault. You didn't know.
alyssamayfry 0
awhh, that's so sad! :(
imynk 0
how did he even remotely deserve that? if you worked as a bartender you'd do the same thing it's his job to do that.
eastmanwolf 0
Well then she should have updated her I.D.
GelliE212 7
Wow. I feel bad for her. But u it's not like u knew and intentionally tried to hurt her feelings. :(
PhantomMask 0
You didn't know, what can you do. But she was probably on a lot of medicine so why should she go to a bar?
ParisMilton93 15
Just because she was in a car accident doesn't necessarily mean she is "on a lot of medicine"...it could have happened months ago. So she has every right to go to a bar and even if she was on medication why shouldn't she go out and have a good time with her friends in a bar?
xxBFMVAAMIWxx 18
Either way, OP was doing their job as a bouncer. You saying you'd let some girl into a bar who looks nothing like her I.D.? I don't know too much about the rules in other countries, but if OP was an Australian bouncer, then he's required to ask for I.D. if a person looks under 25, and the drinking age is 18. So by that logic regardless of country the girl OP carded must have looked young, leading him to believe a fake I.D. especially with a different looking photo. I feel sorry for the girl, but also for OP for getting caught in such an uncomfortable situation for doing his job. He may have been slightly callous or arrogant in how he said it, but he's a bouncer, not a shop assistant, he's allowed to be
ben26_fml 0
how were you supposed to know you were just doing your job i wouldnt worry about it
plethora 3
#2: It's the OP's job to "judge people like that". If someone presents with an ID photo that looks nothing like them, the odds are higher that it's a fake than that the person was horribly disfigured in a car crash.
fhchick 0
How on earth can people say he deserves it?! He works at a bar, do you know how many people he has to deal with that have fake IDs. The girl should have gotten a new ID if her face was that messed up.
stephanieeDawnx 0
I wouldn't have said it quite like that, but you're right. Or at least explained it when she gave it to him.