Today, I ran into a good friend at work. I work at a jail. She doesn't. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I met a girl I used to make fun of in high school. She was taking my fingerprints after I was arrested. FML
Today, the girl who works at the liquor store came to where I work. She recognized me. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, a coworker introduced herself to me and told me she hopes I enjoy my new job. We've worked in the same building for two years. I say hello every time I see her. FML
Today, I was told by my mother that the reason she quit her job as a counselor and divorced my dad was because she met someone through work. She works in a prison. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend for whom I used to have feelings. I hadn't seen her in years, so I thought it would be funny if I went up to her and said, "Hey, you look familiar, do I know you?" She thought I had really forgotten her and burst into tears. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend from college on the bus to work. Having not seen each other in over 10 years, we spent a good 15 minutes talking about our lives after college. At the end, he asked me what my name was. FML
Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML
Today, I had to go to the mall for a quick errand. While there one of my friends who works at a phone booth was there and I stayed for a little bit chatting with him. While chatting, a girl passed by. She was so pretty that I blurted out, "What a woman!" out loud. Turns out it was my ex. FML
Today, I was once again mistaken for an escaped convict. I live near a women's correctional facility and apparently my nursing scrubs look a lot like their prisoners' uniforms. The cop made me late for work. FML
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Top comments
A07 48
Atleast now you'll have a good friend at work.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
She might be more embarrassed than you about the situation.
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Comments (65)
A07 48
Atleast now you'll have a good friend at work.
Garrison21 11
Hey no special treatment for friends jam your billy club in her neck
sofaqueen_ 14
I think this is more of an F her life lol.
iSativa 24
This is the United States of America. If you're able to avoid jail your entire life, you're not really living.
puzzle05 9
And someone to talk to! :D
blazingshot147 19
Sounds like the start of a romantic comedy...
nygyrfan 10
Well, luckily you guys can spend plenty of time together.
iAlissa 34
Ah, the silver lining.
sometimessam 16
Great for OP, FYL for the friend.
fleuretta 19
Small world!
Wizardo 34
Why would it be '**** your life', granted she's a friend but she's in there for a reason. Can't feel sorry for a criminal, no exceptions. Only if she's actually innocent which they rarely are.
patrickalamo 48
Some are in jail awaiting a bail hearing or even their day in court.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
She might be more embarrassed than you about the situation.
Baucis 10
Why is this an FML?
PewDiePie_Lover 14
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joeyl2008 29
And then I found $5
A07 48
Good for you mate.
teotsi 28
Nobody asked...
INeedAUserNamr 13
I don't get why this is an FML. Lots of good people go to jail for things they did. But still, it kinda sucks that your friend would be one of them.
lesley3r3 22
That is rather awkward
SMHsohard 22
I had the same thing happen when I worked Psych. Came on one day, saw a nurse I had worked with several years previously; I had the security code to open the door, she didn't. We both had a moment of "Hey, I know you!" She'd been bat-crap crazy back when I first knew her; apparently various Psych units had been her primary residence since.
Steve95401 49
How long is she going to be a guest at the Crossbar Hilton?