Today, a girl I've been talking to online for a while asked me if I wanted to meet her in person. Two hours of driving later, I end up at her house. When she opened the door, she screamed and called the cops on me. While detained, she called my phone asking why I never showed up today. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the police came to my door and told me about a woman who called the cops on me because she said that I had been following her in my car. We were on the highway. FML
Today, I went on a 70-mile drive to the next town over to finally meet this beautiful girl I had talked to online. To my surprise, she looked exactly how she did in her pictures, minus the ring on her finger and the fiancé who wanted to punch me in the face. FML
Today, I texted a girl I met at the bar last night. She accused me of being "fake" because she couldn't find me on Facebook, Instagram or Twitter, then threatened to call the cops on me. FML
Today, a bunch of cops showed up at my house demanding to see my wife to make sure she was OK. Turns out my insane out-of-state daughter swatted me, calling 911 to tell them I had tied up my wife, and been impersonating her for a week. FML
Today, I drove three hours to surprise my girlfriend, who I hadn't seen in three weeks. When she opened the door, she gasped, told me to fuck off, and slammed the door in my face. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my girlfriend at work. Because she was "bored and didn't feel like seeing me" she thought it would be funny to call security and claim that I was stalking her. There is now a picture of my face at her workplace, and anytime I "pester her again" the cops will show up. FML
Today, I had to call the police to get my crazy stalker of a neighbor out of my house. When the police arrived, I found out that she was friends with the officer. FML
Today, I was talking to the girl I've liked for 2 years. We were assigned partners for a History project so we were going to work on it at my house. When she asked me for directions, I told her I lived on Woodcock Road. She yelled slapped me and stormed off. I was serious. FML
Today, I went to meet the girl I'd been talking to online for a while, and fallen in love with. When I arrived at her house, my brother answered the door and took a picture of my shocked face. He and his girlfriend had planned the entire thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. We hit it off, and he invited me back to his place. As soon as we got there, his mother came out of nowhere and started interrogating me about "my intentions." FML
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YourEvilHero 12
video chat is a good thing before meeting people off the Internet...
charvisioku 22
Whilst I think this sounds a lot like you used a fake pic and therefore deserved it... does nobody else find it a bit weird that she opened the door, saw who she thought was a completely random person, and screamed? Is that her usual reaction to someone unfamiliar knocking on her door? Bitch is crazy.
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pipinya 8
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
And you didn't feel like explaining yourself!?!
pipinya 8
Oo, first :D
browneyedgirl52 13
I think it's safe to say he won't be talking to her again so he probably won't be explaining himself.
YourEvilHero 12
video chat is a good thing before meeting people off the Internet...
Akiminurisa 7
True. Not only is it safer, but also smarter sorry to hear :c
OriginalimoaN 15
Unless you have Nev and Max with you...then it's not as bad.
alycion 39
Or sending pics at least. And always meet in a public place the first time. No accusations can fly and it is all around safer for both parties.
AllThatHit 7
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Maybe she was trying to send you a message
jojimugo 20
What message? Am a crazy bitch
Sputnikspak 13
Don't stick it in the crazy. Bad idea.
SparksLikeFlint 2
What message is that? I have split personality disorder? Well then if so, message received.
iop330 22
Don't worry elephant man, one day you will find someone...
StalkerChick 13
Lol I was thinking the same thing. OP must be hideous.
kevsandy303 12
5) Like the elephant from the music video of Paradise by Coldplay? That video was so touching
Relenaz 9
Mean
fernclogger 5
At least it wasn't some serial killer that opened the door
igive 29
Or offered him to have a seat.
xeka 10
Genius. Lol.
WhatsGoodBro 12
And that ladies and gentlemen is why you should never meet up with people you meet online.
vencku 13
This is the exception to the rule. I've met plenty of people from the internet and made good friends. OP shouldn't have used a fake/outdated picture, or in case he didn't send any: he should have. It's pointless hiding how you look when you're going to meet in person.
klutz44 28
And they should have met in a public place.
vencku 13
Obviously meet at a public place for the safety of both parties. Though if the parents of the girl were home, it would have been okay for her. Still, OP should have been wiser than to meet a stranger at her house for the first time.
Mf2307 15
those things dont always happen when you meet people offline but they prolly never seen each other and the lady freaked when she saw the person which is why you always like to see the person you are meeting first
lissa_jade 22
so which Abercrombie model did you use as your profile picture? because I hate to be the first to tell you this, but even the dumbest blonde can tell the difference between Channing Tatum and Shrek. shoulda done yourself a favor and skyped first, that way you both knew who to expect.
etchsanity1 11
I'm kinda leaning towards it was really her little brother, sister, kid etc that was chatting with him using her picture or info ...
mbuck87 19
#25 I reckon you're onto something. Just cos she called doesn't mean it was the same woman talking. Was prob a sister or daughter....
Annis_x3 7
I actually agree with 25. They would have at least traded photos if they were planning to meet up. I'm thinking this was all a prank by OP's relative or friend, and the girl had no idea what the hell was going on. Hence, the calling of the cops. Well, at least that's how it played out in my mind. :P
AngryToaster 3
yeah but she messaged OP later on in the day asking why he never showed up.
musicalnoodles23 5
96 it could have been OP's little brother/sister/daughter that sent the message.
mpj13 8
Sounds like a blink 182 song except you didn't get raped in jail
AiDen2 2
* Blink 182
CharresBarkrey 16
35 - That's exactly what they put, so I don't know what you're trying to correct.
perdix 31
#40, it's one of those hated Capitalization Nazis. Even Grammar Nazis think they are absurdly pedantic. Yet 35 hoisted himself on his own petard: The band's name has a hyphen in it, it's Blink-182.
cookmo14 5
43, Actually the band's name isn't capitalized but like you said, there is a hyphen. It's blink-182.
CharresBarkrey 16
43 - That's a really stupid thing to correct. The fact that they put a space after the asterisk and before the word "Blink," bothers me more than the fact that the original person didn't capitalize "blink."
perdix 31
#52, you should go correct that on Wikipedia.
cookmo14 5
#54 - ok, and while I'm at it, I'll change the b to a capital on the bands own website..
buckerado 19
#10-"didn't get raped" yet...
perdix 31
#56, it will be sufficient if you do it in one place, not both. ;) Good luck!
xXHollowIchigoXx 17
ALL THE! SMALL THINGS!
j_729 18
Truth cares, truth breathes. I'll take one lift, your ride, best trip. Always i know, you'll be at my show, watching, waiting, commiserating.
guythatcomments 1
I think you mean the song date rape by sublime? If not I would like to know the blink-182 song
guythatcomments 1
B
rahrah27 10
You didn't share photos or video chat before you met in person?
Catkam623 27
I'm just wondering when he picked up the phone did it go something like this: hey where were you thought we were gonna meet up today? I did come, you called the cops on me remember, or do you do that so often you forget you did it?
charvisioku 22
Whilst I think this sounds a lot like you used a fake pic and therefore deserved it... does nobody else find it a bit weird that she opened the door, saw who she thought was a completely random person, and screamed? Is that her usual reaction to someone unfamiliar knocking on her door? Bitch is crazy.
WhatsGoodBro 12
Maybe she told him her name before he got there. If he didn't look like his online picture and greeted her by name that would've freaked her out.
vencku 13
There is that. I thought calling the cops was overkill. Maybe he went in for a hug or said her name, which freaked her out? I can't help but feel that people don't call the cops just because there is a stranger calling at the door. (I never have.)
vencku 13
Heh, 18 was a bit faster than me.
Ameel_fml 19
Lol, that was my first thought too. Why would she scream and call the police on someone who knocked on the door? For that matter, why would the police arrest someone for knocking on someone's door? Does the girl do this to ANY stranger who knocks on her door? Did the OP refuse to leave the property or try to break into the house which led to him getting arrested? Something in the OP's story seems to be missing...
Enslaved 38
Showed up naked at the wrong address? :o
paulo187 2
I agree, she seems a bit mental to call the cops, but why did OP not leave after this girl screamed in his face and called the cops? Unless she lives next door to the police station it's going to take the cops at least a few minutes, if not more, to get there.
tymarie2012 31
#93 maybe he tried explaining who he was.
rhastafish 13
Even the Jehovah witnesses know not to go to her house