Today, I met a girl I used to make fun of in high school. She was taking my fingerprints after I was arrested. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I ran into a good friend at work. I work at a jail. She doesn't. FML
Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a picture a popular girl I don't talk to had posted of her fake ID. She had used my full name and identical signature. FML
Today, I went out to lunch with two old friends from high school. While at the restaurant, we saw a girl who we graduated with. The girl gave both of them hugs, then introduced herself to me. FML
Today, a girl I've never met before came up to me and punched me in the face, because she wanted to get suspended. FML
Today, a girl I've been talking to online for a while asked me if I wanted to meet her in person. Two hours of driving later, I end up at her house. When she opened the door, she screamed and called the cops on me. While detained, she called my phone asking why I never showed up today. FML
Today, I went to meet my girlfriend's parents at her sister's play. The moment I introduced myself, I realized that her father was my probation officer. FML
Today, bouncing at a local bar. I I.D.'d a girl with a group of people. I told her that next time she used a fake I.D., she at least should get one with a picture that looked like her. She started crying and ran off. A guy told me that she had been in a car wreck, and had been badly disfigured. FML
Today, the girl who works at the liquor store came to where I work. She recognized me. FML
Today, I was arrested for a crime that happened 27 years ago. I'm only 21. FML
Today, I'm a police officer who had the honor of arresting my girlfriend of 3 months for prostitution. All of my coworkers at the station know her and won't stop giving me judging looks. FML
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Top comments
TheSnakeDoctor20 17
It's funny how people like you turn out.
Zedd_fml 8
Karma is a bitch,ain't it.
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Comments (256)
carminecris89 13
It's funny how girls like you turn out. All of the girls who mistreated me in high school are all fat and miserable. I remember seeing my greatest tormenter really overweight looking like someone's unattractive trailer trash mom just two years after high school. I never forgot that. Girls like you made high school so terrible. You don't care or realize that the torment you put us through will be something that's forever with us, and you will never get any sympathy from any girl who suffered as you no doubt made her. I can also tell you that not only did she love it, but I can bet she told all of her friends who knew you, so rest assured knowing that they too know what a big fail you are.
kotmfu 5
more poetic words have never been spoken. i like to see all my old tormentors pop up on other peoples facebook feeds and see that they are broke with 3 kids and are married to an ugly ***** who sleeps around on them and i am marrying the girl of my dreams and im in an awesome paying job and my life is going really awesome. they really ****** me up during high school but that was only six years, the rest of their lives are going to miserable so **** you, and **** you op you deserve it
bryan788 29
it is even better when you have a good job and ten years down the road they come to you asking for a job pretending you forgot about all the shit the did in the past.
darkangel752 2
Sucks to be you now doesn't it!! Hahaha
rockurheart 9
damn lol,
becka2s 14
Karmas a bitch! Haha
beatlegirl27 20
What goes around comes around
Beezy1216 3
Yeah, a couple months ago I found out that the ******** who tormented me in Jr. High and High School was in rehab. I'm now happily married with a good job and a great family, and he's a broke junkie. The sad part is I actually felt bad for him.
vbmg152 19
Don't feel bad for him! He got what he deserved! It's Karma! If he gets his life together & treats people right, he'll have a better life! However, I have to give you props for feeling bad for him! I wouldn't!
awkward_gothlady 32
Just shows you've got some decency and haven't turned into some messed-up, vindictive psycho.
m3lyc 18
Best FML ever! It would seem that you never grew out of being a douchebag whereas the girl you bullied probably has an awesome life. Aint karma a bitch?
Austyn57 1
ha ha ha jokes on you
TITOSJ408 13
Why would you even make fun of somebody?
SataN201 0
co's don't make crap for $$$ I still woulda made fun of her