Today, I met a girl I used to make fun of in high school. She was taking my fingerprints after I was arrested. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I ran into a good friend at work. I work at a jail. She doesn't. FML
Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a picture a popular girl I don't talk to had posted of her fake ID. She had used my full name and identical signature. FML
Today, I went out to lunch with two old friends from high school. While at the restaurant, we saw a girl who we graduated with. The girl gave both of them hugs, then introduced herself to me. FML
Today, a girl I've never met before came up to me and punched me in the face, because she wanted to get suspended. FML
Today, a girl I've been talking to online for a while asked me if I wanted to meet her in person. Two hours of driving later, I end up at her house. When she opened the door, she screamed and called the cops on me. While detained, she called my phone asking why I never showed up today. FML
Today, I went to meet my girlfriend's parents at her sister's play. The moment I introduced myself, I realized that her father was my probation officer. FML
Today, bouncing at a local bar. I I.D.'d a girl with a group of people. I told her that next time she used a fake I.D., she at least should get one with a picture that looked like her. She started crying and ran off. A guy told me that she had been in a car wreck, and had been badly disfigured. FML
Today, the girl who works at the liquor store came to where I work. She recognized me. FML
Today, I was arrested for a crime that happened 27 years ago. I'm only 21. FML
Today, I'm a police officer who had the honor of arresting my girlfriend of 3 months for prostitution. All of my coworkers at the station know her and won't stop giving me judging looks. FML
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Top comments
TheSnakeDoctor20 17
It's funny how people like you turn out.
Zedd_fml 8
Karma is a bitch,ain't it.
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Comments (256)
JCxParkour 3
That's Karma for ya. ;)
stfuNOWplease 6
Karma: a funny way of God getting revenge for you; if you're lucky, he will let you watch.
lexi365 20
Amen to that.
Laurenlou 24
Karma is a Hindu belief that good deeds will be rewarded with good things in your life, and bad actions would be returned to you as well. Karma has nothing to do with God. God doesn't put out revenge. I suppose some people have mixed beliefs, but often times the word "karma" is miss-used in this way. (Much like the commenters on this FML.) Just wanted to clear that up!
skittlestrailmix 14
Funny how things go full circle.
southernbelle808 2
Haha that's actually really funny. Sucks you got arrested cause thatll screw you for life but at least she got her day made(:
CetaBabe 17
Wow.... funny how life bites you in the but like that. *note sarcasm* Just goes to show that the ones you pick on (smart people, people who are different, "drama geeks" and the like) will be the ones either making more money in a month than you in a year, or ruling your miserable life!
nancyschmancy 9
Ceta, that was the most hacked up post, ever!
Mac1516 0
Karmas a bitch
Special_Psycho 8
You never shoulda ******* made fun of the girl in the first place ********! You deserved it to the tenth power!
RedPillSucks 33
In a civil society, the people that pass judgement are called "Judges". There are lots of causes where people have the right to pass judgement. Just because no one is perfect doesn't mean no one should try to do the right thing.
SystemofaBlink41 27
I guess we'll be seeing you in jail soon, huh?
doglover100 29
That's karma. You shouldn't have made fun of her.