Today, I went to meet my girlfriend's parents at her sister's play. The moment I introduced myself, I realized that her father was my probation officer. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met my girlfriend's dad. It didn't go well since unfortunately he’s the guy I had to remove from the club I’m the bouncer at, and had to report to the police for getting drunk, stroking himself over his pants and taking photos in the ladies toilets. FML
Today, I found out my friend swapped my girlfriend and probation officer's numbers in my phone. My girlfriend is wondering why I asked her permission to leave the country, and my probation officer said she can't wait to see me again. FML
Today, I'm a police officer who had the honor of arresting my girlfriend of 3 months for prostitution. All of my coworkers at the station know her and won't stop giving me judging looks. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. I recognized him. He's the guy that broke into my car and stole my backpack two weeks ago. FML
Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML
Today, my supervisor at work is now my father-in-law. My girlfriend told me that. FML
Today, my parents met my fiancée's parents for the first time in a large family gathering two weeks before our formal wedding. Both sets of parents were telling funny stories about our pasts. My dad's story won. He told how I spent a week in jail earlier this year. FML
Today, my parents met my fiancée's parents for the first time in a large family gathering two weeks before our formal wedding. Both sets of parents were telling funny stories about our pasts. My dad's story won. He told how I spent a week in jail earlier this year. FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. His shirt said "D.A.D.D, Dads Against Daughters Dating, shoot the first one and word will spread". FML
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Top comments
stuner56 22
Have fun with that. Just don't do anything bad & show him you have changed
gh0sthunter 6
This is a perfect example of an oh shit moment.
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Comments (172)
stuner56 22
Have fun with that. Just don't do anything bad & show him you have changed
DooleyFTW 17
Probation officers are there to help you and try make sure you go down a better path. Show him you can stay on the straight and narrow and I'm sure he'll be fine with you dating his daughter
flashback.miss 28
@1 & 12 Hear,hear! c:
lonkite101 14
**** u and everyone else who needs probation **** **** ****
Il_Maestro 6
Hey 54, not much in the forgiveness and realizing we're-all-human-and-have-the-capability-to-change departments are we?
baddawg365 0
Depending on what he did like as a teenager if he got caught with weed or something that isn't harmful but it is illegal then I'd be ok with him dating my daughter. But if he's a screw up who is repeatedly going back to jail or getting in trouble then I would not be ok with it.
TwiztedYuri 9
also 54 doesn't realize that as people we make mistakes. and do stupid shit sometimes. No one is perfect.
TwiztedYuri 9
those are called parole officers. probation officers are for minor offences or juvenile delinquents.
lonkite101 14
Oh lol that was my friend haha
Axipiter 24
Naturally...
MRosellini 2
You realize Op doesn't rear the comments right? You sound stupid giving advice
fromthesuck 8
The ignorance of half the people hear is rather depressing. Think about being in the fathers shoes. Is there anyway in hell you'd be okay with your daughter dating one of your probies? Sorry op but you're gonna on egg shells for quite some time.
soccerguy2 11
95- how do you know op doesn't read the comments? If he is posting on fml then he might read them often.
soccerguy2 11
95- how do you know op doesn't read the comments? If he is posting on fml then he might read them often.
ohmandapants 17
The fact that you don't know the difference between "hear" and "here" is kind of depressing too... And honestly, I think it depends on what OP did.
hutch66 13
If it's a minor offense, I don't think the father would be too angry. I'm Assuming OP is just a teenager that got caught with weed or alcohol or something stupid like that. If OP is a repeat offender and has committed a larger offense, then the father has the right to be worried.
StanSmith_fml 9
Did anyone else realize that 38 said the dad would accept OP " as his daughters girlfriend", or is that just me?
Sw33ttp13 1
128 I saw that too. I wonder if it is a girl though
BunnyRose 11
Damn
xlorawrz 9
Deep.
zachherbert 10
Dump.
TarieBoo 2
this is always your comment-.-
Qandol 26
What kind of stupid person would dumb instead of working things out with the father to have a better relationship from now on.
zachherbert 10
I was just continuing the combo.. But now a new word comes to mind.... Dumb.
PrimeEvilTahir 24
(Homer voice) DOH!
exleonhart 0
49- Son. You are retard?
JennyyMeepMonroe 10
FYL, but yeah I totally agree with #1. Show him you've changed, and if he's a decent person he'll realize and accept it. (:
onlychildFTW 34
Does anyone really want their daughter going out with someone on probation? Probably not. I just hope he doesn't absolutely destroy your life. BTW OP I hope your on probation for something very minor.
SkoomaKi 28
Looks like you have to be extra good. Be a gentlemen and earn your probation officer's trust and respect.
Dr0reos 8
Small world eh *shudders* I can already feel the thumbs downs
leadawg75 12
That's gonna be hard to do...haha
LouisianaBob 9
I would actually say this is a very interesting situation that her father already knows a very large amount about him and how to contact him.
gh0sthunter 6
This is a perfect example of an oh shit moment.
Il_Maestro 6
Get that man a motherfuckin Twix bar.
thejewishfuhrer 17
Get that man a drink
Z03y 7
Give that man a Bell's :)
jordan3194 0
Give that man a *******...
myth454 2
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
luckyd880 12
I think it's more of an fml moment...hence..the fml
smilepatrol 7
At least there's no secret?
TheCaleb69 0
Sexy.
therealslim 15
Sexy! Just the word I was thinking of. Couldn't have put it better myself.
SkoomaKi 28
^ Steady on..
SkoomaKi 28
My comment was meant for #16..
Principessa101 20
Whoops. good luck with that.
PYLrulz 17
Looks like daddy found out his lil angel likes bad boys
Boomshadow 3
Oh, daddy issues for sure. But shouldn't the probation officer be posting this FML? ;)
onlychildFTW 34
Past few years; Horatio Cane, lieutenant CSI: Miami. Present time; Horatio Cane, jobless.
dmandan 4
He's probably trying to spend a few of all the millions he made in the last ten years
quontag 15
5:( facepalm
ZeroPath5 16
Lol weird. Your comment went from 5 to 10. Glitchy
EyeCeYu 7
Maybe then he knows you have been clean? I guess that could be a good thing. Just don't screw up, you will be in hot water then :D