Today, I woke up after a dream where I got it good from none other than Arnold Schwarzenegger. The problem? I'm a guy, and straight. Apparently my subconscious has a fetish for old Austrian bodybuilders. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML
Today, I woke up from a dream in which I had a penis. Apparently I talk in my sleep, because my boyfriend kept staring at my crotch. FML
Today, I had a very hot sex dream about my female coworker. It was so good I woke up practically rock hard, jerked off, and had an amazing orgasm. There’s just one problem: I’m a gay guy, in a committed relationship. FML
Today, I woke up after having a dream which included sex with a very hot guy. I realized it's about time I get laid, because the hot guy was Brock from Pokémon. FML
Today, I had a wet dream. The problem was that I was dreaming about watching porn. I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML
Today, I woke up from the most sensual dream I've had in months. Unfortunately, despite it being better than any action I've had in a long time, the dream was about me fucking a donut. FML
Today, I had a dream where I was giving Justin Bieber a blowjob. I'm a totally straight male. I have half a mind to bill the little bastard for therapy sessions. FML
Today, I had this amazing dream that a beautiful girl was giving me head. It was getting really hot, so in my dream, I reached down to push on her head, but in real life I actually swung my arm down and punched myself in the balls. FML
Today, I dreamt I had a secret admirer whom I met in person. She had red hair, a plus size body and a beautiful smile. This would've been great if it weren't for the fact I was a straight woman. FML
Today, I woke up from a sexy dream about my boyfriend. Too bad I'd fallen asleep in my living room with my whole family over, grandma included. They were all staring. I'd been sleep humping and moaning. FML
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rldostie 19
Maybe you're not as straight as you think.
JessieMongoose 11
LMAO.
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JessieMongoose 11
LMAO.
nathan5 0
i second that
starile 20
Who the hell WOULDN'T wanna get with the Terminator? Oh wait. Straight guys.
iSitt 0
the governor had boobgate a few years ago. maybe you could grow some moobs.
zkchild 0
Sounds like you would like to get marked for termination.
brianjman14 23
Well, I had a dream last night where I got it good from Ganondorf. Is that weird, too?
slatter 1
I'm sorry but arnie is like Demi-god, he's so manly that this is actually the straightest dream you can have
ShadyFTW1 0
Doin it with a robot isn't gay, just weird
AgeOfAquariusss 7
I had a dream about Hugh Jackman once... then again, I'm a straight female, which makes it an LML :D
luvyah 0
Ummmmmmm no wonder no 1 else commented. T-T
sloppyflow 1
the problem is. was the Arnold in his dream the good young ripped Arnold or the old saggy Arnold. :S
KennKenn 0
"I am a sophisticated sex robot sent back in time to change the future for one lucky girl"
MRiKiCCS 0
^ lol.. or a fag dreaming about guys... lol
FailVader 0
He'll be back.
ericownz101 0
95- american pie 2 ftw (;
KennKenn 0
It's also in AP1, isn't it?
ledgehanger 0
58 I have dreams were I give it good to Zelda
PopRocks14 0
I love your description on your info :D
alfakennybody 10
Ur as straight as a bendy straw
king4209 0
he's from Germany!!!!lmao
swimmerstud 7
you're wrong. he's from Austria
Zebidee 9
It didn't occur to you to even check that first?
im_wilder 0
couldn't you atleast google it? or do you got an IQ of a crackhead? :P
AllStarHockey 0
he's from Austria lol fail..
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Hey pal, you just blow in from stupid town?
rldostie 19
Maybe you're not as straight as you think.
bebacklater 0
agreed :)
zna_fml 0
dido!!
oliver86 8
***** maybe?
ItalianChaos 14
This FML sounds like the beginning of a cliche yaoi.
TerrorDollie 0
XD Lol! A dream is a wish! If you think you "had it good" with him them maybe you should reconsider your sexuality.
Bloxygen 0
it is not necessarily a wish it could be a fear, because ur sub conscious deals with both.
RedPillSucks 33
If it was a fear, would he think he "got it good"?
bizarre_ftw 22
To get it good doesn't always mean it was good. In this FML he was probably stating he was ****** good and hard/proper/fast/deep/etc...? Take your pick
bizarre_ftw 22
Btw, a dream is a wish? Then what's with nightmares?
DoomSkuller 28
Nightmares are the fears
SamSayzRAWRZ 0
Umm YDI for creeping me out O___O
IVANTTOCOME 0
"I'll be back" to take your ass "to the chopper"
xFalzz 0
You can also say that his ass got terminated and has no hope for salvation.
DearlyBeloved20 3
XD That's Hilarious
awesomenick100 0
lmao fallz is a bigger win
MooMofo 3
Lmao
alexandrox 0
lol nice
ericownz101 0
was he your "new kindergarden teacher"?
DaWong 0
hahaha that's hot :)
ultimatum946 0
4- he is austrian -___-
jcforbes 4
Fail. He's from Thal, Austria. He was even in the Austrian Army.
TheBarnacle 4
you are a guy all right. not sure about the other.