Today, I met a girl I used to make fun of in high school. She was taking my fingerprints after I was arrested. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I ran into a good friend at work. I work at a jail. She doesn't. FML
Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a picture a popular girl I don't talk to had posted of her fake ID. She had used my full name and identical signature. FML
Today, I went out to lunch with two old friends from high school. While at the restaurant, we saw a girl who we graduated with. The girl gave both of them hugs, then introduced herself to me. FML
Today, a girl I've never met before came up to me and punched me in the face, because she wanted to get suspended. FML
Today, a girl I've been talking to online for a while asked me if I wanted to meet her in person. Two hours of driving later, I end up at her house. When she opened the door, she screamed and called the cops on me. While detained, she called my phone asking why I never showed up today. FML
Today, I went to meet my girlfriend's parents at her sister's play. The moment I introduced myself, I realized that her father was my probation officer. FML
Today, bouncing at a local bar. I I.D.'d a girl with a group of people. I told her that next time she used a fake I.D., she at least should get one with a picture that looked like her. She started crying and ran off. A guy told me that she had been in a car wreck, and had been badly disfigured. FML
Today, the girl who works at the liquor store came to where I work. She recognized me. FML
Today, I was arrested for a crime that happened 27 years ago. I'm only 21. FML
Today, I'm a police officer who had the honor of arresting my girlfriend of 3 months for prostitution. All of my coworkers at the station know her and won't stop giving me judging looks. FML
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Top comments
TheSnakeDoctor20 17
It's funny how people like you turn out.
Zedd_fml 8
Karma is a bitch,ain't it.
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Comments (256)
kimg0885 23
Remember,revenge is a dish best served cold. I would have enjoyed every minute you were in my custody.
gracehi 33
Wow. So I guess the, "Be nice to me. My tax dollars will be paying for your jail cell," insult I would throw at my bullies was actually accurate. :D
annie_nk 23
I am teaching my kids that line. It's genius!
CetaBabe 17
^^^ Agreed!! Stealing that line and teaching my little sister, cousins and future children! Wish I'd thought of it when I was bullied in school!!!
NMSO851 3
Huh.... That's ironic...no? Lol. Wonder who was laughing then. Don't drop the soap!
newburton13 26
All together now. *ahem* KARMAAAAAAAAA!
French_Toast_fml 3
YDI doesn't even begin to describe this FML.
Britt125 16
That's what you get for being mean, sounds like you aren't any better of a person now either. If she didn't actually laugh in your face, she's a better person than I am.
boycrazy30007 12
You deserve it for being a stuck up little butch in high school!!!
karmaababyy 5
If you have nothing nice to say, you shouldn't say it at all. Karma got you.
thisguy45 2
You defiantly deserve it
redmane 21
Is OP defying gravity? What is she doing defiantly? You are definitely defying the English language.
jjmiller1001 17
Hopefully your encounter didn't leave you "violated"