Today, while my boyfriend was going down on me, he fell asleep right between my legs. The worst part was I only noticed when he started snoring. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I fell asleep while my boyfriend and I were having sex. What's worse is that he didn't even notice. FML
Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while still giving me oral sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend yawned while I was giving him head. FML
Today, while having sex with my husband, he went soft. When I asked him what happened he said, "I'm about to fall asleep." He then plopped down on my chest and began to snore. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML
Today, I learned that my boyfriend has narcolepsy when we were having sex and he passed out on top of me. FML
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML
Today, I tried to seduce my boyfriend so I mounted him and began kissing him. He immediately pretended to snore into my mouth and rolled over, making me fall off of the bed. FML
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theFMLiest1ofThe 0
chloroform ******...the oldest trick in the book.
FYLDeep 26
Dicks do the boring, not vaginas.
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Comments (121)
LemonStarship 5
He must have been been nice and cozy down there.
llllJakubllll 0
shit is straight adorable
daky211 0
haha, that's ****** up.
cufaoil 11
he was face down in her lap but in cunning skills did he lack wasn't lack of tongue boring, but rather his snoring that alerted her to his nap
qjdb 8
win
msimaginarium 0
That is unacceptable. Either your bf is 12 or an idiot.
ozonekilla 0
talk about knock out gas. you got that stank puss lol
Peytonlikesme 0
That's hot!!!!! ;) jk but I want one
Bano360 25
****** used pollen. . . it's super effective boyfriend is asleep
colombiancartel 0
pokemon hahaha
mongoosemike 23
damn funny ＼(^o^)／
nerdsgetmehot 23
Your boyfriend must be really, really bad at that. Give him some pointers! He'll never know that he's bad at it if you don't tell him.
saywhaaat_01 0
how would he fall asleep??!?!?!?!?