Today, while my boyfriend was going down on me, he fell asleep right between my legs. The worst part was I only noticed when he started snoring. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I fell asleep while my boyfriend and I were having sex. What's worse is that he didn't even notice. FML
Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while still giving me oral sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend yawned while I was giving him head. FML
Today, while having sex with my husband, he went soft. When I asked him what happened he said, "I'm about to fall asleep." He then plopped down on my chest and began to snore. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML
Today, I learned that my boyfriend has narcolepsy when we were having sex and he passed out on top of me. FML
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML
Today, I tried to seduce my boyfriend so I mounted him and began kissing him. He immediately pretended to snore into my mouth and rolled over, making me fall off of the bed. FML
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theFMLiest1ofThe 0
chloroform ******...the oldest trick in the book.
FYLDeep 26
Dicks do the boring, not vaginas.
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Comments (121)
Zebidee 9
You're lucky he didn't accidentally suffocate. That shit would be SO hard to explain to the cops...
rencegoh 0
i bet you smell so bad down there until he passed out.
benderbang48 4
haha u knocked him out with your pussy!!
mdkarwandy 0
put the pussy in a sarcophagus
fergie0815 2
That has actually happened to me once. The guy was drunk and his excuse was "it was just so warm down there"
ladyluck82 9
yeah....sureeee....lmao
TheSilencer006 0
If your flesh taco isn't appetizing him, he's probably eaten out too much this week. Give him a nice home-cooked meal and have him eat out tomorrow, when the fresh stock is in.
TheSilencer006 0
And this is where you can make a reference to getting pussy whipped.
ExToRtiOn 0
Have you heard of "soap"?
Just_Do_it_fml 0
maybe hes dick was cold and he wanted inside.
Steve95401 49
It sounds like both of them are lifeless in the sack - they deserve each other.