Today, while my boyfriend was going down on me, he fell asleep right between my legs. The worst part was I only noticed when he started snoring. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I fell asleep while my boyfriend and I were having sex. What's worse is that he didn't even notice. FML
Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while still giving me oral sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend yawned while I was giving him head. FML
Today, while having sex with my husband, he went soft. When I asked him what happened he said, "I'm about to fall asleep." He then plopped down on my chest and began to snore. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML
Today, I learned that my boyfriend has narcolepsy when we were having sex and he passed out on top of me. FML
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML
Today, I tried to seduce my boyfriend so I mounted him and began kissing him. He immediately pretended to snore into my mouth and rolled over, making me fall off of the bed. FML
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theFMLiest1ofThe 0
chloroform ******...the oldest trick in the book.
FYLDeep 26
Dicks do the boring, not vaginas.
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Comments (121)
kiddeadpool 0
you picked him
iPunchedBigFoot 5
Rofl. You should have left him there. Haha it would be so funny to see someone's reaction of waking up face down in vag.
dweezy18 0
OMG I would have slapped hym
c0c0_fml 16
lol so funny!
DeathShad0 1
Maybe he's a narcoleptic?
bpell 0
I don't get how you don't notice. he is a sleep with his face in your ******. must be normally bad.
Nadinek98 0
Ur bf doesn't want Ur vag.
corytheboss 0
glowstix your music taste is ******* amazing! you should message me :) that is all :)
Nickable 0
Time for a new man sweetheart!!
jknjonas 0
omygosh were u sitting there moaning! that would be embarassing...its a good thing he was asleep.
jakeisawake 3
Basically, you need to stop sucking him first. He'll do a better job on you and become a mother effing pro if he has to wait his turn. Otherwise, you go down on him, and he'll pass out. My girlfriend got smart on me with this too.