Today, while my boyfriend was going down on me, he fell asleep right between my legs. The worst part was I only noticed when he started snoring. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I fell asleep while my boyfriend and I were having sex. What's worse is that he didn't even notice. FML
Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while still giving me oral sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend yawned while I was giving him head. FML
Today, while having sex with my husband, he went soft. When I asked him what happened he said, "I'm about to fall asleep." He then plopped down on my chest and began to snore. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML
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Today, I learned that my boyfriend has narcolepsy when we were having sex and he passed out on top of me. FML
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML
Today, I tried to seduce my boyfriend so I mounted him and began kissing him. He immediately pretended to snore into my mouth and rolled over, making me fall off of the bed. FML
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theFMLiest1ofThe 0
chloroform ******...the oldest trick in the book.
FYLDeep 26
Dicks do the boring, not vaginas.
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Comments (121)
chase929 0
dang that sucks he must have stayed up late last night or something
pinkprincess7849 0
lol right he fell "asleep" maybe u smell and knocked him out. lol
GoodLookingGeese 10
it's not his fault, he's probably working hard and he's just tired..
punx21 0
hahahahahaha
crksNcstls503 0
motor boat?
Twitch304 0
tighten it up!
xFMLxHEROx 0
Tragic.. I feel sorry for you
Draminicaus 0
Find the ********, man!! lol
Jkwild 0
cute!
adidjo 0
It's just that you were both tired & fell asleep when in position. His snoring woke you up. see, nohing special there :-)