Today, while my boyfriend was going down on me, he fell asleep right between my legs. The worst part was I only noticed when he started snoring. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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theFMLiest1ofThe 0
chloroform ******...the oldest trick in the book.
FYLDeep 26
Dicks do the boring, not vaginas.
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Comments (121)
HesJustTheBest 0
He probably passed out from the putrid smell protruding from it. Take the hint and wash once in a while OP.
RebelHeart7 0
This made me lol badly. Can I say win? ahahahahaha
tencentsakiss 19
Is he aware that he is actually supposed to move once he's down there?
dn2k 0
true dat
corambis 13
Maybe those weren't snores... they were queefs. Or the first queef knocked him out, and the rest were snores.
drummerchic14 0
ahahaha queefs don't smell how would they knock anyone out, you've clearly never been in contact with a pussy
BkOt0212 0
Hey
ulicksam 0
You both fail at sex. YDI.
CallMeHush 1
Watch the ******** move back and forth, you are getting sleepy, very sleepy...
tencentsakiss 19
I don't think this guy would know about a ********.
zman1422 3
you should have cum on his face
cutie0011 0
Uhmmmm ur attractive
Bano360 25
so are you cutie ;)
perdix 31
How could you not notice that nothing was going on down there? Do you have a guy whose tongue is smaller and more limp than his dick? If he snores like in the cartoons, the vibrations could make you very happy ;)
stayc0103 0
lol!!! that sucks for u to not even notice!...he must suck in bed and maybe u should invest in a toy for yourself if you plan on staying with him. FYL!