Today, I found out that the only reason my parents have been letting me hang out with my friends so late is so they can search my room for drugs. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom and step-dad tore my room apart looking for the stash of drugs they thought I had. I've never touched drugs in my life, and I guess they believe me now. Didn't stop them from making me clean up the mess they made, though. FML
Today, my parents said they know I don't do drugs or drink because I have no friends to do drugs or drink with. They are right. FML
Today, my house was raided for drugs. I had to find out my father is a drug dealer. The cops then told me this wasn't their first time here, but it was the first time I was home to see it. They said it was nice to finally meet me. FML
Today, my parents scoured my browser history, certain that I have a hidden Facebook account that I'm using to get up to no good. Their reasoning was that there's no way my only friends are my relatives and that all I can post about is about the weather. FML
Today, my parents searched my room because yesterday they found one of my friends vapes in my bag, which they made me return. Sadly, they found a box vape with 2 e-juices and gave me a talking to. So now, I'm never allowed out of the house until I'm 18 (I'm 14 right now) and I'm never allowed friends over. Also, they're really mean. FML
Today, my friend went to go pick up some weed from her dealer. That same day her parents were searching her room, so guess who posted it through my letterbox so their parents wouldn’t find it. Unfortunately, my very religious parents found it and now think I'm being directed by Satan. FML
Today, my dad tore my room apart for the second time, looking for drug-making equipment. His reasoning is that I must be dealing drugs, because I'm a chemistry major who likes to watch Breaking Bad. FML
Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML
Today, my psycho mom walked in while I was chilling and having fun with some friends. She kicked them out and now wants to drug test me, because, "Nobody's that happy without drugs." FML
Today, I came home to find my room completely torn apart. My mom and dad start yelling at me asking me why I am doing drugs because she found a tiny baggie on the floor. It was the little bag that spare buttons come in when you buy a dress shirt. FML
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poppunkette 22
Yet they don't realise you probably take the stash with you when you see your friends!
wakemeupplease 21
lol idk why I thought it's so they can have sex on every piece of furniture in the house
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Comments (84)
Cads1 24
Plant some in your sisters room! Re-direct their attention.
Queen_bee1234 21
OP didn't mention having a sister.
Cads1 24
Don't ever let the truth get in the way of a good story!
Greenteamextreme 16
*Trashes room* 'Damn it Ronda the drugs are here somewhere! Open the mattress!'
TheBelt 19
Mabey they wanted some but was too ashamed to ask.
AndyPurdy 31
don't do drugs then,unless you wanna die
Welshite 40
I took some acetaminophen for a headache. Guess I'm gonna die.
Cads1 24
Drugs are bad mmmmkay.
AndyPurdy 31
i meant the bad drugs not medical drugs-_-
Milk_Emperor 8
You heard it here first folks, not doing drugs is the long-kept secret to living eternally. If only I'd known.
mikbrooke 25
#16 medical drugs can still be the 'bad' drugs because one can overdose on them & that can cause some bad side effects, such as death.
aleyp63 13
don't abuse drug.. that makes it correct?
MrConcise 35
#3 - Unrelated, I am like 73% sure that the pictures on your profile have the head photoshopped onto the body. The lighting and neck positioning straight up don't match.
patrickalamo 48
#34, I see your point. However, it appears a light source (like a window) is on his right side hence his arms have unequal amounts of light as well...
MrConcise 35
I noticed the arm, but it's still slightly darker. It's probably just some weird photo effect that lightens the face, these selfie apps are ridiculous sometimes. By the way #3, if that's you, sick tats.
AndyPurdy 31
Excuse me,I'm not photoshopped and you don't have to mean
AtherSheep 15
That's because that's Andy Bersack. Or however his last name is spelled. He's some musician singer guy. If you watch one of omissions other channels like uhohbro. There's a video where he talks about Andy Bersack. So that picture the guy is using. Most likely isn't even him and just some person using the singers photo.
AtherSheep 15
Onision*
Ang3lofd3ath167 18
That's not even him you dumb ****
43bubba34 25
It's Andy Biersack from the band Black Veil Brides.
RachelRHCP 23
Who cares? Black Veil Brides suck anyways.
snarkytruth 37
My prescription medication made me 95%blind and still getting worse. Supposed to be a 1 in a million chance it would happen. Guess who won that lottery. Good drugs are bad drugs too. Kill your liver too.
SadSouthernBell 18
You have parents that care
Sansa_fml 38
And who don't trust their kid. That's a bad combination.
SadSouthernBell 18
It's not that they don't trust their kids, sometimes the fear that parents have that something bad happens to their children overwhelm them. It's better to be hated than to be sorry.
Cads1 24
Spoken like a true concerned mother, all be it with good looking legs.
DanCastellaneta 17
There's a difference between caring and not trusting.
brand125 17
22 - it still is that they dont trust them, otherwise theyd ask op about it and if they said they didnt do drugs, theyed believe them. thats how trust works...
Miss_Whipped 43
Cue Kitty and Red Forman's drug lectures with various hallucination activities commencing.
weswheatley 14
"Do you know what this stuff does to you, dumbass?" "It's very harmful to your body, and we just can't have that, hahahahaha" "You're so stupid that your brain won't even understand my foot in your ass" "Drugs are bad"
cocoshake 16
Don't do drugs bruh
ndnpride88 25
Maybe ydi because you give them suspension that you may be on something.
Welshite 40
He could just buy them new shock absorbers for the suspension. Maybe some tires if necessary.
ndnpride88 25
Yeah I did spell that wrong lol. Smart ass lol
DaDezza244 31
If you got nothing to hide, don't stress! Plus hanging out with friends sounds fun! (If I had any...)
teapotrevolt 27
That's terrible. Unless it's becoming an issue, (assuming of course, that you do drugs) they should respect your privacy. If no drugs, try talking to them? I'm really open with my mom, so that is just what works for me. Good luck, OP.
pugpuggy 21
Op, of your parents don't trust you not to do drugs, you should sit them down and talk to them, or take a drug test and prove your clean.