Today, while my boyfriend was going down on me, he fell asleep right between my legs. The worst part was I only noticed when he started snoring. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I fell asleep while my boyfriend and I were having sex. What's worse is that he didn't even notice. FML
Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while still giving me oral sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend yawned while I was giving him head. FML
Today, while having sex with my husband, he went soft. When I asked him what happened he said, "I'm about to fall asleep." He then plopped down on my chest and began to snore. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML
Today, I learned that my boyfriend has narcolepsy when we were having sex and he passed out on top of me. FML
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML
Today, I tried to seduce my boyfriend so I mounted him and began kissing him. He immediately pretended to snore into my mouth and rolled over, making me fall off of the bed. FML
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theFMLiest1ofThe 0
chloroform ******...the oldest trick in the book.
FYLDeep 26
Dicks do the boring, not vaginas.
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Comments (121)
ROFLBERRYPIE 0
Flip over so he wakes up face down in your ass.
MissRaiin 0
ahahahaha this ^
lurchin_10 0
maybe he fell asleep too
janabanana18 0
how can you fall asleep going down on somebody! foreal. lol
theFMLiest1ofThe 0
chloroform ******...the oldest trick in the book.
worldclass 0
Does my ****** smell like chloroform to you?
lacrossekid 0
26 does it ... let's find out ;) hahahah
Alleged_Cranium 7
something's fishy...
theFMLiest1ofThe 0
you tell me! #26. the last thing I remember is thinking, "wait...no grass on the field. this girl IS 18 right?" Then I woke up in the trunk of your car with half a string of anal beads sticking out of me.
corytheboss 0
^WIN!
RedPillSucks 33
Either he's really good at giving head in his sleep or he's awful at it and its like he's doing nothing at all. It's a good thing he didn't suffocate. You wouldn't have noticed until he started to smell.
Syrael 0
hahaha xD
DjeePee 25
Wow, boring sex and people who don't know how to communicate about it. That's new here.
fistnazal 10
lmao weeerd
AuroraBeam 0
Weird*
killabee 0
*word.
LDP2 0
What does "weeerd" mean?
Perdition 4
DjPee has my vote for presidency. Nah, communication about sex isn't what couples should do, especially if it's bad. Not.
worldclass 0
This is a good one.
iimthomas 0
girls thighs are pretty soft and comfy, a nice place to take a nap imo
georggx 3
get the nutella out! ;)