Today, I was playing Monopoly with my boyfriend and a few friends. After I bankrupted my boyfriend, he turned to me and said, "I fucked your best friend last night, so who really won?" I turned to the best friend in question, she looked at the board and said, "I'd like to buy a house please." FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I won a game of Monopoly against my girlfriend. She reacted by sweeping the board off the table, storming out the front door, and mowing down my mailbox driving away. FML
Today, I was playing Monopoly with my extended family. When my wife came home, she kicked me out of the game, and took all my money and property. When I said she couldn't do that, she said, "Sure I can. It's called divorce." Everyone laughed. Now I'm bored as hell, watching everyone else play. FML
Today, I came home to my fiancé and his mates playing Monopoly naked in our backyard. FML
Today, I played a game of Monopoly with my friends. Since I'm of Greek origin, they thought it would be funny to make me start with a €100,000 debt. FML
Today, I was playing Charades with my boyfriend's family. When it was his turn, he pointed at me. His mother said "Bitch?" The answer was "relationship". FML
Today, I learned that when you have a banker and rental property manager for a dad, and a recently graduated business major for a boyfriend, the absolute worst thing you can do at family dinner night is suggest playing Monopoly. It was four hours of carnage I don’t think I can recover from FML
Today, I was playing Monopoly with my kids. It was fun, and led to some mock fights. My neighbor, who despises me for being a single mother, used it as an excuse to call the cops on me for "abusing" my kids. They were too confused to do anything but nod at the officer's accusing questions. FML
Today, after playing numerous games of poker against my friend, and him telling me that I'm the best poker player he's ever met, I went out and played for real money. I got totally destroyed, lost all of my money, and was laughed out of the building. FML
Today, I went to my best friend's house to propose to my girlfriend of 6 years. When I walked in, she was having sex with my best friend's 37-year-old brother. She then yelled, ”You should have knocked first!” FML
Today, my best friend of 10 years told me she had slept with a man who had a girlfriend. I told her that it wasn't that bad. She then informed me that it was my boyfriend. FML
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meowmafia98 8
You do mean ex boyfriend right? And ex best friend?
uoeno_fml 20
I'd rather have sand dumped in my driveway
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Comments (195)
Omniprism 15
So totally not your best friend. I hope you dumped both if them.
foxy_grampa 19
Oh monopoly, ruining friendships and tearing apart families since the 1930's
LunarDubstep 24
Dump the asshole, and if I were you don't have anything to do with your "best friend" and "boyfriend"
Enslaved 38
Was it her turn? Or is she like a door knob?
RedPillSucks 33
She's like a bus route.
Enslaved 38
Or perhaps she'd be more like a Monopoly Railroad "Train"?
seacadet 18
Am I th only one that doesn't get angry over that game? Even with my normal anger issues, I like that game. Just long as hell.
Enslaved 38
I agree. That game is super long and I'm sometimes glad to be out. I've however gotten a tad bit upset at losing to backgammon. :P
sunnyray812 42
I never get upset at the game. My friends/family and I just laugh at whatever happens and enjoy the moment.
8born8 18
If you play monopoly with your friends and family, surely you spend enough time with them to know their behaviours and playing strategies etc. If you play with someone who you know to be a sore loser or cheats, you're gunna have a bad time.
JMichael 26
Ah what is it about board games that bring out the worst in people?
heyyoitskiraaa 10
Wow, I'm sorry op
phatdaddy62 23
There's a button for that.
Nilorak 24
There's a button for that too. ;)
Thejackel79 9
There is a button for aww never mind you already know the rest.
limabeans101029 21
Break up with him and end your friendship with her. You don't want to be with someone who a)cheats, and b)gets angry at you when you beat him at a board game.
ZomBgal 12
Exactly, how old is he anyway? My guess would've been 5 for being a sore loser like that.
8born8 18
Perhaps snakes and ladders is a boardgame better suited to his IQ/age which he is acting.
sabbyheartswhat 23
Or maybe eels and escalators. :)
Dt33345 13
No. Remember how angry Spongebob got? Imagine what he would do after losing in that.
ksks1234 33
I guess it is good that monopoly made him mad enough to confess about cheating on you. Sorry to hear he and your best friend both betrayed you.
DrippingSarcasm 20
Does FML need a Monopoly category?