Today, I was playing Monopoly with my boyfriend and a few friends. After I bankrupted my boyfriend, he turned to me and said, "I fucked your best friend last night, so who really won?" I turned to the best friend in question, she looked at the board and said, "I'd like to buy a house please." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I won a game of Monopoly against my girlfriend. She reacted by sweeping the board off the table, storming out the front door, and mowing down my mailbox driving away. FML
Today, I was playing Monopoly with my extended family. When my wife came home, she kicked me out of the game, and took all my money and property. When I said she couldn't do that, she said, "Sure I can. It's called divorce." Everyone laughed. Now I'm bored as hell, watching everyone else play. FML
Today, I came home to my fiancé and his mates playing Monopoly naked in our backyard. FML
Today, I played a game of Monopoly with my friends. Since I'm of Greek origin, they thought it would be funny to make me start with a €100,000 debt. FML
Today, I was playing Charades with my boyfriend's family. When it was his turn, he pointed at me. His mother said "Bitch?" The answer was "relationship". FML
Today, I learned that when you have a banker and rental property manager for a dad, and a recently graduated business major for a boyfriend, the absolute worst thing you can do at family dinner night is suggest playing Monopoly. It was four hours of carnage I don’t think I can recover from FML
Today, I was playing Monopoly with my kids. It was fun, and led to some mock fights. My neighbor, who despises me for being a single mother, used it as an excuse to call the cops on me for "abusing" my kids. They were too confused to do anything but nod at the officer's accusing questions. FML
Today, after playing numerous games of poker against my friend, and him telling me that I'm the best poker player he's ever met, I went out and played for real money. I got totally destroyed, lost all of my money, and was laughed out of the building. FML
Today, I went to my best friend's house to propose to my girlfriend of 6 years. When I walked in, she was having sex with my best friend's 37-year-old brother. She then yelled, ”You should have knocked first!” FML
Today, my best friend of 10 years told me she had slept with a man who had a girlfriend. I told her that it wasn't that bad. She then informed me that it was my boyfriend. FML
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meowmafia98 8
You do mean ex boyfriend right? And ex best friend?
uoeno_fml 20
I'd rather have sand dumped in my driveway
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Comments (195)
nitrog100 21
Ha! That's awesome!
underthesea12 24
Did you sell her a house?
chosha_fml 27
You found out two things about him (cheater AND vindictive loser) and neither anything you want in a boyfriend.
worldclassrager 41
Monopoly also bring out the truth...and destroys relationships...you got a bit of trouble here...
mythicaltimes 15
Even in a relationship people should be able to joke around and not take everything seriously. If he did sleep with her though then he is a POS.
Raesin 21
Things like that are not something you ever joke about in a serious relationship, especially if you actually want to stay together. Things to never ever joke about in a relationship: - ''I cheated'' - ''I'm pregnant'' This is because once you've said that, it sets the seed of doubt in your partners' mind and they will always be doubting you. In turn that turns into paranoia and ends up breaking the relationship. But hey, maybe I'm old fashioned in having some consideration for how my partner feels.
Sitting_Ducki 8
Um.... Ex boyfriend and tramp you mean
iamsophie 13
Scumbags, the both of them!
misteygirl 26
Don't hate the player, hate the game. Or hate the player because he's a cheating bastard.
cryssycakesx3 23
money and monopoly. one starts wars, causes fistfights, destroys households, and breaks up friendships. the other is just currency...
lavalamp171 1
Boy that escalated quickly.